For when this task is accomplished, I will wetten the barren desert that is your dry ass inbox with moisture from ZOHOLOS (The Zombat Valhalla) itself which is mainly constituted of pixelated male ball sweat, its must permeates all corners of the internet, rising up from the depths of the deep wob, and gains color as it rises, resulting in a BRIGHT RED cloud of ball sweat moisture, which will then RAIN upon ye barren inbox, in the form of a special precipitation called MEGA PURPLE RAIN.
As for the rest of you, anyone reading this, your time is limited for the imminent fall of FFA is the harbinger of worldly madness which hath descend upon society. But with madness as our guide, Zoltan promises WETTENED fields. He only asks one thing! The following:
A special message from ZOLTAN:
Hhhello FFA it is me Zoltan. I only ask of you guys one small thing. Do this and ur fields will be wettened. I will let Loki tell you what this thing is.
SO THE THING IS THIS: LISTEN UP. The thing you have to do, is the following: Write an essay and post it as its own thread on FFA giving thx to Zoltan, then send your tribute in PM form to Loki (me) and then log out, to never return. After 90 days of inactivity, GLB will shut down its servers and ON THAT DAY, if no one has broken the seal, the world will enter into a new age, an age of madness, and you by Zoltans graces, will have all things you could ever hope for.