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I may own Arkansas. At least that's how I understood cubbie's post.

Originally posted by Dub J
I remember one time when I was stranded at Kmart. My truck wouldn't start and jd drove all the way from Carolina to Arkansas and jump started my pick-up. That's just the kind of guy he is.



Did I ever tell you about the time JD took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, JD takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. JD yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'

Originally posted by seths99
Did I ever tell you about the time JD took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, JD takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. JD yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'


Reminds me of the time he visited my 3rd grade class for career day. I knew he was approaching because he was yelling "you're fucking wrong" as he passed each classroom.

Originally posted by Dub J
ITT we all say some kind words about jd.



He's smarter than IVIoron.

Originally posted by Dub J
Guys, guys!

I said post something nice about him. Stop being mean.



i posted something nice about him...i spoke about the best part of him running down his momma's thigh.
how was that not nice?

...and i deliberately left out the part about the dog licking it up.
if that's not nice then this isn't the GLB Forum i've come to know and love.

*backs away slowly*

A simple "you're right, Lee" would have been enough.

Originally posted by Dub J
I may own Arkansas. At least that's how I understood cubbie's post.



Probably own your aunts offspring too

Originally posted by Dub J
Reminds me of the time he visited my 3rd grade class for career day. I knew he was approaching because he was yelling "you're fucking wrong" as he passed each classroom.



Didn't he also scissor kick an 8 year old that day?
In his defense, that little girl had probably been wrong about something

Originally posted by cubsluver22
Probably own your aunts offspring too

Rule #3,491 of the internet: When implying or straight out calling someone an idiot do not use horrid grammar.

Originally posted by seths99
Didn't he also scissor kick an 8 year old that day?
In his defense, that little girl had probably been wrong about something

Yes, she stole his milk at lunch. To be fair, I had tried to get it back for him but the girl overpowered me.

Originally posted by Dub J
Rule #3,491 of the internet: When implying or straight out calling someone an idiot do not use horrid grammar.



Sometimes I purposely use "horrid grammar" when calling someone a IVIoron just to see said IVIoron froth even more.

Remember how bolick is just too smart to ascend the fantasy football magazine writing career ladder?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-intelligence-probably-just-too-intimidat,33916