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Sithas~Cult~
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i wanna link to a site where an add has a chance to pop up
 
yello1
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Originally posted by Sithas~Cult~
i wanna link to a site where an add has a chance to pop up


They don't know.

I used to advertise via Google.

Been a while so I forget details.

But basically you set up parameters of what your website is about, what search terms you would like to trigger a chance for your ad to show up. You then set some parameters on how much you want to spend per month, and how much you will "bid" for search terms - popular search terms will be pricier. Your ad then shows up on the search results to the right when people search your terms, a random chance for that which depends upon how many other people are advertising that term and how much you bid for that term. It can also show up on websites that have Google Ad space (they are being paid by google per click for space on their page) whose pages are related to your search terms in some fashion (toyed with this once too but not so much so forget).

And do not take that I no longer do it to mean that it wasn't profitable and it failed, I was just secretly helping someone out with traffic to their website to fluff them emotionally when they were going through a bad time, long story - but it worked, enough so that after a couple years my help was no longer needed. I spent very little, a hundred a month or so, and it pulled in a good number of people per day (more than ten, less than 500, forget the numbers exactly and of course it varied by day).

 
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Originally posted by jpjn94
I received an advertisement from GLB...


Dear friend,

Based on the further explicit investment information about your country from my research i wish to invest in your country under your supervision.

I am Prince Peter W. Bort, the eldest son of Prince Jeffrey Bolkiah former finance minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the Gulf Island of Borneo. I save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family history, which has already been disseminated by the international media during the controversial dispute that erupted between my father and his tepbrother, the sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah.

As you may know from the international media,The sultan had accused my father of financial mismanagement and impropriety of us $14.8 billion dollars this was as a result of the Asian Financial crisis that made my father company Amedeo Development Company and government owned Brunei investment company to be declared bankrupt during his tenure in the office. However my father was kept under house arrest, his bank account and private properties including a crude oil export refinery were later confiscated by the sultanate to avoid further prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives, but before I could do that I was placed under house arrest by the sultan and not have access to phone but I have a palm V hand -held computer from which I am sending you this mail. Some of the guard here are still loyal to me, so they would be my contact with you if there is any documents I need to send to you to enable you have access to this funds and invest it for me.

Before my in-castration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of five undred million United States Reward Points { $500,000,000.00 } under special arrangement into the custody of different private Banks and trust company's for safe keeping abroad. The money where splited and kept in the following countries, in Canada, France, Spain, Holland andin London. Firstly, you will be required to travel to London to claim the Reward Points there before prceeding to other countries.

I seek your good assistance to invest these funds into a profitable investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad. After due deliberation with my aids we decides to offer a certain percentage to you as compensation for your co-operation and kind sincerity to carry out this assignment.

Since there will be an expenditure from your side, I will advice you not to worry about it because you will be reimburse any amount you may spend as to enable this transaction get to it's final dream, for both local and international expenses will be given to you back while you will be part of the beneficiary of any investment made with this cash, to add to that, I will like to let to your understand that all this is not part of your financial compensation that will be given to you.

During this dispensation Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust while looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this transaction. Many thanks and blessing remains with you.

Finally, your financial compensation will be the 15% of the total reward points. That is 15% of ( flex $500,000,000.00 ).

Thanks

Prince Peter W. Bort.
Please reply here: bort@generalwarrior.com - See more at: http://www.glb2.generalwarrior.com





 
jdbolick
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Originally posted by haole
But randomly placed .... WHERE?

Anywhere they could get them for free.
 
psi
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ITT: we learn that WG willfully forks over money to companies without a shred of substance showing that the companies are even delivering the product that was purchased

bort, I'll cut your lawn for $10. and by cut your lawn i of course mean I'll just say that I cut your lawn
 
yello1
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Originally posted by psi
ITT: we learn that WG willfully forks over money to companies without a shred of substance showing that the companies are even delivering the product that was purchased

bort, I'll cut your lawn for $10. and by cut your lawn i of course mean I'll just say that I cut your lawn


Again using the google ads example, which may or may not be similar, you get daily feedback as to the effectiveness of your ads in terms of clicks to your pages made through the ads, and also how many people saw your ads IIRC, all broken down by keywords.

Taking those two together and their own data on new accounts, they probably have a good idea of how effective it is.
 
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Originally posted by yello1
Again using the google ads example, which may or may not be similar, you get daily feedback as to the effectiveness of your ads in terms of clicks to your pages made through the ads, and also how many people saw your ads IIRC, all broken down by keywords.

Taking those two together and their own data on new accounts, they probably have a good idea of how effective it is.


no trust me all these guys know so much more they google stuff all the time
 
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Which one of Bort's relatives owns Mochi Ads?

 
podger1001
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Relax people. Advertising takes time. They donated a case of GLB t-shirts to charity. It will take several months for those to reach third world nations by shipping container. Once there, expect the word to spread like wildfire from village chief to village chief.
 
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That was quite a reach for a joke.
 
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ITT: People continue to show their intense confusion of how ads work.


this

it's truly amazing how the brains of some of these people work.
 
psi
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Originally posted by bhall43
That was quite a reach for a joke.


How much are they paying you? I'll double it.
 
jdbolick
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Originally posted by bhall43
That was quite a reach for a joke.

Might have been a reference to GLB1 being "advertised" by sponsoring a kid's soccer team.
 
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This thread delivers +++++++ all around (well not you bhall you are a tow the line kinda guy)
 
podger1001
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Originally posted by bhall43
That was quite a reach for a joke.


Francis...jokes can be humorless. Jokes can be in poor taste. I've never heard of them being a reach. It was a joke, lets not all take ourselves too seriously here. I'm sure GLB's top secret advertising campaign is working well. Some day I hope we can see the declassified documents you have access to so we understand just where this overwhelming wave of new agents is coming form. That's all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs
Edited by podger1001 on Dec 15, 2013 16:31:45
 
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