Here they are you goofy bastards...
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Christchurch Fighting Maori
2.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Valhalla Norsemen
3.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... You're Mad I'm Bored
4.. ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Broadland Bills
5.. ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-1...... Team Love
6.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Gulf Coast Crocs
7.. ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... KC Hell Hounds
8.. ........ 9 ...... 13 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... LVT Thundercats
8.. ........ 2 ...... 18 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Glasgow Grumpy Bears
8.. ...... 20 ...... 14 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
8.. ........ 1 ...... 15 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Belfast Knights
8.. ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Legacy's New Jersey Fighting Irish
8.. ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shark Dance Party!
14 ...... 17 ........ 9 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... South Florida Killer Whales
14 ...... 14 ...... 25 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Trap Road Dotball Jesters
16 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... chemistry grace periods gonna screw em
17 ........ 8 ...... 23 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... KC's Jet Stream
17 ...... 22 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Port-au-Prince Hurricane
19 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-1...... The Legendary Bunch
19 ...... 12 ...... 19 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Rumblin Stumblin
19 ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Cape Town Airhogs
19 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Annapolis Freedom
23 ...... 23 ...... 26 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Ft. Worth Wranglers
24 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Steel City Warriors RLU
25 ...... 15 ...... 28 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... The Idaho Muskrats
26 ...... 24 ...... 31 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Legends of Dominaria
27 ...... 30 ...... 27 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Atari Teenage Riot
28 ...... 32 ...... 21 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Boston Dogs
29 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Hostile Takeover
30 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Mean Machine
31 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Chicago Killer Bears
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Graz Grizzlies
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
79 - 3 LVT Thundercats def. The Legendary Bunch
59 - 0 You're Mad I'm Bored def. Boston Dogs
66 - 16 Glasgow Grumpy Bears def. The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
53 - 27 South Florida Killer Whales def. Trap Road Dotball Jesters
60 - 27 KC's Jet Stream def. Broadland Bills
44 - 0 Port-au-Prince Hurricane def. Graz Grizzlies
44 - 11 chemistry grace periods gonna screw em def. Steel City Warriors RLU
36 - 12 Broadland Bills def. The Legendary Bunch
7 - 0 Chicago Killer Bears def. Atari Teenage Riot
55 - 0 Christchurch Fighting Maori def. Rumblin Stumblin
23 - 20 Gulf Coast Crocs def. Belfast Knights
31 - 11 Valhalla Norsemen def. KC Hell Hounds
42 - 30 Legacy's New Jersey Fighting Irish def. Annapolis Freedom
78 - 11 Team Love def. Ft. Worth Wranglers
57 - 3 Cape Town Airhogs def. Hostile Takeover
71 - 20 Shark Dance Party! def. Ft. Worth Wranglers
36 - 8 The Idaho Muskrats def. Mean Machine
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
21 - 0 Christchurch Fighting Maori def. LVT Thundercats
Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Christchurch Fighting Maori
2.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Valhalla Norsemen
3.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... You're Mad I'm Bored
4.. ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Broadland Bills
5.. ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-1...... Team Love
6.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Gulf Coast Crocs
7.. ...... 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... KC Hell Hounds
8.. ........ 9 ...... 13 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... LVT Thundercats
8.. ........ 2 ...... 18 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Glasgow Grumpy Bears
8.. ...... 20 ...... 14 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
8.. ........ 1 ...... 15 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Belfast Knights
8.. ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Legacy's New Jersey Fighting Irish
8.. ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shark Dance Party!
14 ...... 17 ........ 9 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... South Florida Killer Whales
14 ...... 14 ...... 25 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Trap Road Dotball Jesters
16 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... chemistry grace periods gonna screw em
17 ........ 8 ...... 23 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... KC's Jet Stream
17 ...... 22 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Port-au-Prince Hurricane
19 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-1...... The Legendary Bunch
19 ...... 12 ...... 19 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Rumblin Stumblin
19 ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Cape Town Airhogs
19 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Annapolis Freedom
23 ...... 23 ...... 26 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Ft. Worth Wranglers
24 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Steel City Warriors RLU
25 ...... 15 ...... 28 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... The Idaho Muskrats
26 ...... 24 ...... 31 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Legends of Dominaria
27 ...... 30 ...... 27 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Atari Teenage Riot
28 ...... 32 ...... 21 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Boston Dogs
29 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Hostile Takeover
30 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Mean Machine
31 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Chicago Killer Bears
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Graz Grizzlies
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
79 - 3 LVT Thundercats def. The Legendary Bunch
59 - 0 You're Mad I'm Bored def. Boston Dogs
66 - 16 Glasgow Grumpy Bears def. The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
53 - 27 South Florida Killer Whales def. Trap Road Dotball Jesters
60 - 27 KC's Jet Stream def. Broadland Bills
44 - 0 Port-au-Prince Hurricane def. Graz Grizzlies
44 - 11 chemistry grace periods gonna screw em def. Steel City Warriors RLU
36 - 12 Broadland Bills def. The Legendary Bunch
7 - 0 Chicago Killer Bears def. Atari Teenage Riot
55 - 0 Christchurch Fighting Maori def. Rumblin Stumblin
23 - 20 Gulf Coast Crocs def. Belfast Knights
31 - 11 Valhalla Norsemen def. KC Hell Hounds
42 - 30 Legacy's New Jersey Fighting Irish def. Annapolis Freedom
78 - 11 Team Love def. Ft. Worth Wranglers
57 - 3 Cape Town Airhogs def. Hostile Takeover
71 - 20 Shark Dance Party! def. Ft. Worth Wranglers
36 - 8 The Idaho Muskrats def. Mean Machine
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
21 - 0 Christchurch Fighting Maori def. LVT Thundercats