Here's how the old jizz cats worked:
Dub J: owner that went full bore. Either did miraculous things or fucked things up royally. Was always good for one blow up in the league forum every season.
cdd: Dub's right hand man. No matter how stupid the shit Dub did, cdd always had his back.
Red: Team jester. Always kept the team forum interesting.
jamz: see Red ^. Also had a shitload of p nice dots with the jizz cats.
guffman: he was to the NOJC what James J. Dillon was to the Four Horsemen. Was the brains of the operation.