Warrior General Games

Do we lead the league in winning ugly or what? Off and Def rankings should have us a lot worse than we are.

Can't seem to get the handle on anything offensively this season, even what has worked in the past is getting stuffed.

Ouch!

after 6:

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-0...... Chocolate Blaze
2.. ...... 12 ........ 7 ........ 0.361 ........ 6-0...... Montenegro Meat
3.. ........ 8 ........ 1 ........ 0.306 ........ 6-0...... Granwinsnell PolarKats
4.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.417 ........ 6-0...... THE TEXAS TAUS OF THE BOLN
5.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.361 ........ 5-1...... Tennessee Tuxedos
6.. ........ 5 ...... 10 ........ 0.611 ........ 4-2...... Alabama Crimson Tide
7.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.250 ........ 5-1...... San Diego Samurai
8.. ...... 16 ........ 8 ........ 0.611 ........ 4-2...... Wilbury Twisters
9.. ...... 11 ........ 9 ........ 0.389 ........ 4-2...... Ford Merkins
10 ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-1...... Xenia Xplosion
11 ........ 9 ...... 12 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-2...... Danish Disasters
12 ...... 10 ........ 6 ........ 0.361 ........ 5-1...... PARRIS ISLAND DEVIL DOGS
13 ...... 18 ...... 11 ........ 0.528 ........ 4-2...... St. Joe Snakes
14 ........ 7 ...... 16 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Niagara Mauling Dragons
15 ...... 21 ...... 14 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-4...... Tanque Verde Vaquero's
16 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Hotties Pride
17 ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... Great Lakes Zebra Mussles
18 ...... 14 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... Cincinnati Thundercats
19 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.389 ........ 3-3...... Green Hornets
19 ...... 19 ...... 18 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-4...... Eastview JizzMops
19 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-4...... Silcon Valley Pornstars
22 ...... 22 ...... 25 ........ 0.472 ........ 2-4...... Washington D.C. Donkey Punch
23 ...... 24 ...... 23 ........ 0.472 ........ 2-4...... Tampa Bay Pirates
24 ...... 28 ...... 26 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-6...... For the Love of Football!
25 ...... 27 ...... 20 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... New York G-men
26 ...... 20 ...... 27 ........ 0.583 ........ 1-5...... Tulsa Tornadoes
27 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-6...... Tallahassee Black Panthers
28 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.472 ........ 1-5...... NUMA Aquarians
29 ...... 25 ...... 31 ........ 0.528 ........ 1-5...... Wessex Warriors
30 ...... 23 ...... 24 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-5...... New York City DISASTER
31 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-6...... Bra Rockets
32 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.528 ........ 0-6...... Prague Defenestrators


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
    7 -     3    Granwinsnell PolarKats def. Chocolate Blaze
122 -     0    Tennessee Tuxedos def. For the Love of Football!
  23 -     3    PARRIS ISLAND DEVIL DOGS def. Tanque Verde Vaquero's
  18 -     3    San Diego Samurai def. Wilbury Twisters
  42 -   10    Alabama Crimson Tide def. Eastview JizzMops
  38 -   20    Danish Disasters def. Green Hornets
  54 -   13    Cincinnati Thundercats def. Washington D.C. Donkey Punch
  10 -     0    Tallahassee Black Panthers def. Bra Rockets
  57 -     0    THE TEXAS TAUS OF THE BOLN def. Silcon Valley Pornstars
  24 -   12    Montenegro Meat def. Xenia Xplosion
  36 -     6    St. Joe Snakes def. Tampa Bay Pirates
  32 -   12    Ford Merkins def. Hotties Pride
  80 -     3    Great Lakes Zebra Mussles def. NUMA Aquarians
  51 -     6    Niagara Mauling Dragons def. New York G-men
  21 -     3    New York City DISASTER def. Prague Defenestrators
  60 -   19    Tulsa Tornadoes def. Wessex Warriors

Originally posted by
7 -3 Granwinsnell PolarKats def. Chocolate Blaze



Could it be the coming of the age of the Polarkat?

No shit. Kats are good, and we know that.

Originally posted by MeatBomb


Could it be the coming of the age of the Polarkat?

Oh hell no. That's just wishful thinking on our part.

I'm just hoping to keep it close...

Originally posted by Mosbys Rangers
No shit. Kats are good, and we know that.

That was an ass whooping! So much for keeping it close

GG Mos.

Can't explain that at all, and sure wasn't expecting it either. Kats have a powerful, powerful team. I'm sure we'll be teeing up again here before long. GG.

GG Xenia. That one got wierd for a few minutes there with traded defensive scores and both teams breaking some big plays. Not used to playing shootouts like that.

And for Wilbury, for the life of me I cannot figure out how you guys got so damned good at passing the ball and we (San Diego) have gotten so miserable at it in so short of a time period. Got absolutely owned there. It seemed like you could complete third down passes at will on us.

GG in the tourney game Polarkats. We are almost guaranteed whenever we play you that it's going to be like kissing your sister. Very nasty game there with two teams that don't give up much of anything. Just seemed like we were fortunate enough to maintain field position just enough to push across a couple of more field goals. We certainly couldn't do much with the ball as you guys are as tough as they come defensively. I told my team on our home board that I think we were lucky there simply because we had more exprience at playing crappy offense this season.

Definitely fortunate to get that one and I damn well know that it easily goes both ways and we just got the breaks tonight. (have a 30 point beatdown from you guys 17 days ago that clearly attests to that fact)

GG Meat! You guys have been owning us when it counts. That was a helluva struggle to watch. It all came down to field position and who could get a break on O (or whose D let something slip).

Was an awesome game to watch. Good luck going forward in the tourney

GG Blaze from the Samurai. Even with what I thought was a good defensive effort from us, you guys absolutely smothered us offensively.

GG hotties from the Meat. Kept us pretty well bogged down at times, we just had a big early first quarter. You guys will get us one day I'm sure.

GG Disasters from the Samurai. Our pass defense has been our bane in big games this year. Giving up a 91 yard TD run doesn't help either.

after 10:

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.570 ........ 10-0.... Chocolate Blaze
2.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.490 ........ 10-0.... Montenegro Meat
3.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.550 ........ 8-2...... Alabama Crimson Tide
4.. ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.470 ........ 9-1...... Granwinsnell PolarKats
5.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.410 ........ 10-0.... THE TEXAS TAUS OF THE BOLN
6.. ........ 9 ........ 3 ........ 0.490 ........ 8-2...... Wilbury Twisters
7.. ...... 11 ...... 14 ........ 0.590 ........ 6-4...... Danish Disasters
8.. ...... 12 ........ 9 ........ 0.470 ........ 7-3...... Ford Merkins
9.. ...... 13 ........ 7 ........ 0.460 ........ 7-3...... PARRIS ISLAND DEVIL DOGS
10 ........ 8 ...... 15 ........ 0.470 ........ 8-2...... Xenia Xplosion
11 ........ 7 ...... 10 ........ 0.430 ........ 7-3...... Tennessee Tuxedos
12 ........ 5 ........ 8 ........ 0.450 ........ 6-4...... San Diego Samurai
13 ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.590 ........ 4-6...... Tanque Verde Vaquero's
14 ...... 14 ...... 18 ........ 0.560 ........ 5-5...... Cincinnati Thundercats
15 ...... 18 ...... 16 ........ 0.550 ........ 5-5...... Hotties Pride
16 ........ 3 ...... 12 ........ 0.420 ........ 6-4...... Niagara Mauling Dragons
17 ...... 19 ...... 17 ........ 0.560 ........ 5-5...... St. Joe Snakes
18 ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.350 ........ 7-3...... Great Lakes Zebra Mussles
19 ...... 23 ...... 20 ........ 0.620 ........ 2-8...... Eastview JizzMops
20 ...... 16 ...... 19 ........ 0.480 ........ 4-6...... Green Hornets
21 ...... 17 ...... 24 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-7...... For the Love of Football!
21 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.530 ........ 4-6...... NUMA Aquarians
21 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.530 ........ 3-7...... Tampa Bay Pirates
24 ...... 20 ...... 25 ........ 0.540 ........ 2-8...... Tulsa Tornadoes
25 ...... 24 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-8...... New York City DISASTER
26 ...... 22 ...... 29 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-7...... Washington D.C. Donkey Punch
27 ...... 30 ...... 23 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-7...... Silcon Valley Pornstars
28 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.450 ........ 2-8...... New York G-men
29 ...... 31 ...... 27 ........ 0.480 ........ 2-8...... Prague Defenestrators
30 ...... 25 ...... 30 ........ 0.540 ........ 1-9...... Tallahassee Black Panthers
31 ...... 28 ...... 31 ........ 0.510 ........ 1-9...... Wessex Warriors
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.550 ........ 0-10.... Bra Rockets


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
158 -     0    Chocolate Blaze def. Tallahassee Black Panthers
  17 -   11    Alabama Crimson Tide def. Granwinsnell PolarKats
  72 -     6    Wilbury Twisters def. For the Love of Football!
  32 -   10    PARRIS ISLAND DEVIL DOGS def. Cincinnati Thundercats
  27 -   17    Tennessee Tuxedos def. Danish Disasters
  60 -     6    San Diego Samurai def. Eastview JizzMops
109 -     0    Tanque Verde Vaquero's def. Bra Rockets
  75 -   17    Green Hornets def. Washington D.C. Donkey Punch
  34 -     7    THE TEXAS TAUS OF THE BOLN def. Niagara Mauling Dragons
  97 -     6    Montenegro Meat def. Tulsa Tornadoes
117 -     6    Xenia Xplosion def. New York G-men
  20 -   11    Ford Merkins def. Great Lakes Zebra Mussles
  42 -     3    Hotties Pride def. Prague Defenestrators
  29 -     9    St. Joe Snakes def. New York City DISASTER
  32 -   14    NUMA Aquarians def. Wessex Warriors
  12 -     8    Tampa Bay Pirates def. Silcon Valley Pornstars