Throwing this out there to generate a little interest in Zeta of what is gonna be a crazy season of dealing with a new sim ....passing algorithims...botched defensive plays...and just plain insanity as we all have our sites to get to WL.
Oldie...but still a goodie: Goal Line Blitz off-season humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrSpHd5bIfw
1. GD: Indianapolis Gurupies --Defending s24 alpha champs, longest WL tenure (?)...1371 avg player value …they're #1 until someone beats them. Globe Dotters going through a bit of a transition with the condensing of their new generation dots coming up the farm system…we’ll have to see if that reflects in a renewed commitment from their coordinators.
2. Gold Coast Vipers –Two time winners of OPRO and WL veterans that bring both knowledge and experience to every game they play. Fer some of you newbies – they finally became a perennial contender back in S14 with arguably (certainly in top 5) the most dangerous HB to hit OPL: Wyatt Daniel. We’ll have to see if “Five Finger Death Punch” can carry the mantle to renewed glory with last season’s taste at the potential of WL glory…or fizzle out in agony of defeat the conference championship game: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2056113&pbp_id=10028807
3. Black Hand Goal Line Mafia -- Won OPRO…WL experience…they are reloaded and looking to get back into the show with a renewed determination. With a 1322.59 APV…it’s sure to rise as their younger dots boost up in the new season to rock n roll.
4. A7 Jungle Stalkers--Their 2 quality wins in Regional’s mixed with 2 blowout losses had them finish 14-2 in the conference only to get knocked out by a lower seeded team in the opening round. Perhaps they got caught up being a victim to the multiple S28 sim changes…dunno - but with a 1332 apv…they can compete on paper.
5. Hawaiian Kings – represents one of the younger up and coming teams to enter OPRO. Lost a heart breaker in the regional championships – which I’m sure only pissed them off more. Bringing their “A+” passing game with their stingy defense…you better believe their licking their chops at the potential pass happy sim that is bout ready to be unleashed on the rest of the league!
6. Texas Hogsnakes – With a 1329 apv they finished an okay 10-6 OPRO season only to get drubbed in the opening round. Not sure if one could pick a quality win from their s28 schedule …. Considering they are the 2nd oldest team in zeta going into S29 – they better not sleep walk through their schedule with the younger plateau’d teams or they’ll be missing out on the playoffs.
7. Pen Island Barrio – Does having ties with “Hood”…make this a Tough team?, Dunno...they ran away from SLAP like migrant grapefruit pickers hoping to reestablish themselves in OPL. They certainly have the pedigree of Owners to make them a threat regardless of whatever seed they fall into. Reloading their roster with some nice young talent – expect this team’s APL to break the 1330’s…If they’re coordinators have enuff care…possibly a top 3 team by the end of the season.
8. Southern Cross Veritechs --Easy schedule in Regionals…was it even titled “competitive”?...really not sure what to make of this squad. But if URL54MVP is really their DC – its certainly worth consideration of being a top eight team.
9. Razorback Nation --Note from the Owner: “Razorback Nation is up and running and ready to compete for more titles. Looking forward to a very good season 25. Thanks for being a part of it. Should be looking ahead to the pro's for next season.” …. Uhm okay...show us what you got on the sim.
10. Tip of the cap…Smooth Criminals, Chico High Panthers, Easter Island Moai, James Island Rams , Black Sea Serpents , GG Chile Chupacabras
Rank Team
Players Age Level Value Eff Level
1 GD: Indianapolis Gurupies
53 366 79 1371.38 … 83
2 A7 Jungle Stalkers
55 313 79 1331.86 … 82
3 Texas Hogsnakes
55 378 79 1329.28 … 82
4 Black Hand Goal Line Mafia
55 328 78 1322.59 … 82
5 Christchurch Fighting Maori
55 315 79 1318.74 … 82
6 Hawaiian Kings
53 297 79 1314.91 … 82
7 Gold Coast Vipers
55 367 79 1308.58 … 82
8 Pen Island Barrio
55 317 77 1290.91 … 81
9 Southern Cross Veritechs
51 368 78 1275.61 … 81
10 Smooth Criminals
55 252 72 1267.53 … 81
11 Razorback Nation
55 348 78 1260.31 … 80
12 Chico High Panthers
55 272 73 1243.74 … 80
13 Easter Island Moai
51 377 77 1210.63 … 79
14 James Island Rams
10 404 74 1153.83 … 72
15 Black Sea Serpents
55 252 72 1147.02 … 76
16 Chile Chupacabras
0 NaN 0 0.00 … 0
Oldie...but still a goodie: Goal Line Blitz off-season humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrSpHd5bIfw 1. GD: Indianapolis Gurupies --Defending s24 alpha champs, longest WL tenure (?)...1371 avg player value …they're #1 until someone beats them. Globe Dotters going through a bit of a transition with the condensing of their new generation dots coming up the farm system…we’ll have to see if that reflects in a renewed commitment from their coordinators.
2. Gold Coast Vipers –Two time winners of OPRO and WL veterans that bring both knowledge and experience to every game they play. Fer some of you newbies – they finally became a perennial contender back in S14 with arguably (certainly in top 5) the most dangerous HB to hit OPL: Wyatt Daniel. We’ll have to see if “Five Finger Death Punch” can carry the mantle to renewed glory with last season’s taste at the potential of WL glory…or fizzle out in agony of defeat the conference championship game: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2056113&pbp_id=10028807
3. Black Hand Goal Line Mafia -- Won OPRO…WL experience…they are reloaded and looking to get back into the show with a renewed determination. With a 1322.59 APV…it’s sure to rise as their younger dots boost up in the new season to rock n roll.
4. A7 Jungle Stalkers--Their 2 quality wins in Regional’s mixed with 2 blowout losses had them finish 14-2 in the conference only to get knocked out by a lower seeded team in the opening round. Perhaps they got caught up being a victim to the multiple S28 sim changes…dunno - but with a 1332 apv…they can compete on paper.
5. Hawaiian Kings – represents one of the younger up and coming teams to enter OPRO. Lost a heart breaker in the regional championships – which I’m sure only pissed them off more. Bringing their “A+” passing game with their stingy defense…you better believe their licking their chops at the potential pass happy sim that is bout ready to be unleashed on the rest of the league!
6. Texas Hogsnakes – With a 1329 apv they finished an okay 10-6 OPRO season only to get drubbed in the opening round. Not sure if one could pick a quality win from their s28 schedule …. Considering they are the 2nd oldest team in zeta going into S29 – they better not sleep walk through their schedule with the younger plateau’d teams or they’ll be missing out on the playoffs.
7. Pen Island Barrio – Does having ties with “Hood”…make this a Tough team?, Dunno...they ran away from SLAP like migrant grapefruit pickers hoping to reestablish themselves in OPL. They certainly have the pedigree of Owners to make them a threat regardless of whatever seed they fall into. Reloading their roster with some nice young talent – expect this team’s APL to break the 1330’s…If they’re coordinators have enuff care…possibly a top 3 team by the end of the season.
8. Southern Cross Veritechs --Easy schedule in Regionals…was it even titled “competitive”?...really not sure what to make of this squad. But if URL54MVP is really their DC – its certainly worth consideration of being a top eight team.
9. Razorback Nation --Note from the Owner: “Razorback Nation is up and running and ready to compete for more titles. Looking forward to a very good season 25. Thanks for being a part of it. Should be looking ahead to the pro's for next season.” …. Uhm okay...show us what you got on the sim.
10. Tip of the cap…Smooth Criminals, Chico High Panthers, Easter Island Moai, James Island Rams , Black Sea Serpents , GG Chile Chupacabras
Rank Team
Players Age Level Value Eff Level
1 GD: Indianapolis Gurupies
53 366 79 1371.38 … 83
2 A7 Jungle Stalkers
55 313 79 1331.86 … 82
3 Texas Hogsnakes
55 378 79 1329.28 … 82
4 Black Hand Goal Line Mafia
55 328 78 1322.59 … 82
5 Christchurch Fighting Maori
55 315 79 1318.74 … 82
6 Hawaiian Kings
53 297 79 1314.91 … 82
7 Gold Coast Vipers
55 367 79 1308.58 … 82
8 Pen Island Barrio
55 317 77 1290.91 … 81
9 Southern Cross Veritechs
51 368 78 1275.61 … 81
10 Smooth Criminals
55 252 72 1267.53 … 81
11 Razorback Nation
55 348 78 1260.31 … 80
12 Chico High Panthers
55 272 73 1243.74 … 80
13 Easter Island Moai
51 377 77 1210.63 … 79
14 James Island Rams
10 404 74 1153.83 … 72
15 Black Sea Serpents
55 252 72 1147.02 … 76
16 Chile Chupacabras
0 NaN 0 0.00 … 0
