Warrior General Games

In this thread I will compare you to a beer

lolgaruda 1
Lawrence Stop Signs.
What does stop stand for, because that name is too simple otherwise.
Beer comparison: Great Lakes Grassroots Ale (terrible beer, all the other similarly branded beers are better than you)

lolgaruda 2
Semarang Red Bulls.
Beer comparison: Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (your sister is easy, but you are probably the most potent thing around)

lolgaruda 3
Laos Chaos
Beer comparison: Magic Hat #9 (you try very hard, and this is your best effort, but in the end it's only something I want to see once)

lolgaruda 4
LSP
I have always thought of your team abbreviation as a drug of some kind
Beer comparison: Yuengling (I used to think very highly of you but now I just don't even notice)

NAGA 2
Bali Insurrection.
Isn't Bali the god that the bad guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom worships?
Beer comparison: Dogfish Head Tweason Ale (I haven't heard much about you except a mediocre review or two, but supposedly the other beers within your realm are a lot better. I have no idea as I've only tried you once)

NAGA 3
The Cult of blah blah blah, Wu
AM I wrong at thinking this is some sort of play on words for "fuck you?"
Beer comparison: Saranac Big Moose Ale (your owner is intelligent with his alcohol and occasionally puts out a great product but you are just not it)

NAGA 4
Axis: Destroyers
The ultimate HItler team
Beer comparison: Bud Light (you are not a very good beer but you seem to be everywhere, seriously why the fuck are you all over the place?)

NAGA 1
Apatity Awesome
Beer comparison: Stone Ruination (you are the 1%... 1% of people like you, that is. Everyone hates you and you are probably the worst beer on this list but your bite is worse than your bark, which is rather pathetic)


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/beer

Can I try one?

Laos Chaos: Your name looks like it should rhyme but it doesn't. Also the best team in the league. I've never even heard of these other guys. Laos has the best set of OT's in the game.

end rant of true knowledge.

Originally posted by dc_txtech
Can I try one?

never heard of that beer

/fail

Originally posted by dc_txtech
Can I try one?

Laos Chaos: Your name looks like it should rhyme but it doesn't. Also the best team in the league. I've never even heard of these other guys. Laos has the best set of OT's in the game.

end rant of true knowledge.


You sir, have obviously been drinking way too much of NAGA#4

Originally posted by Sal Basss


NAGA 3
The Cult of blah blah blah, Wu
AM I wrong at thinking this is some sort of play on words for "fuck you?"
Beer comparison: Saranac Big Moose Ale (your owner is intelligent with his alcohol and occasionally puts out a great product but you are just not it)

/beer

I recently put out an imperial IPA, but I haven't tried it yet.

funny stuff

dogfish head 120 is over priced/ over hyped and overrated. Its not that much better than the 90 min to cost as much as is does. But as a home brewer I can aplaud the amount of effort it took to brew it.. but it still didnt live up to the hype. but how could it?

dont get me wrong it was fantastic and I loved it.. I love the 90 and the 60 as well... but its hard to justify the price increase to the 120 when the 90 tastes so good for so much less

the 90 min is a go to, classic imperial IPA and perfectly made. The 120 is for the extreme beer enthusiasts. I prefer the 90 min myself because I'm not trying to drink a beer that is 18%, that will just get me into trouble.

Originally posted by MadCow DTD
dogfish head 120 is over priced/ over hyped and overrated. Its not that much better than the 90 min to cost as much as is does. But as a home brewer I can aplaud the amount of effort it took to brew it.. but it still didnt live up to the hype. but how could it?

Key thing with the 120 is you need to age it to really bring it out- at least a year. Otherwise, the residual sugar remains too high. Same with the WorldWide Stout.

My preference in terms of the DFH IPA brews is the Burton Baton and the now defunct Squall IPA.

Originally posted by KCChiefsMan
the 90 min is a go to, classic imperial IPA and perfectly made. The 120 is for the extreme beer enthusiasts. I prefer the 90 min myself because I'm not trying to drink a beer that is 18%, that will just get me into trouble.

My current favorite (and been my go-to for awhile) is Avery The Maharajah. It has a great balance of malt, strong hop bitterness, and alcohol. I buy a couple bombers of the shit whenever I see it; it's too hard to pass up. easier to get right now is lots of Double Trouble from Founders.

Originally posted by The Suthrner
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you just made Sal's weekend.

whats wrong with a cold bud light?

Originally posted by Sithas~Cult~
whats wrong with a cold bud light?

I'll drink anything with alcohol in it.

Originally posted by The Suthrner
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I also enjoy boobs, you and me should have been hanging out a long time ago

.Originally posted by Redass Ranch
never heard of that beer

/fail

Laos as a beer has yet to be invented, I'll let you know when I drink one.