Warrior General Games

Originally posted by TJC
sadiemcdonald ?? Any updated rankings?

TJ

This is what my script gets after 8 games:

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.531 ........ 8-0...... The KingCheez Royals
2.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.547 ........ 8-0...... Spaniard Kings
3.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.328 ........ 8-0...... Portland State Vikings
4.. ...... 11 ........ 6 ........ 0.641 ........ 5-3...... Football All-Americans
5.. ...... 12 ........ 4 ........ 0.453 ........ 7-1...... I can has dotball?
6.. ........ 5 ........ 7 ........ 0.375 ........ 7-1...... Gods of Rock 'n Roll
7.. ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-1...... N v S
8.. ...... 10 ........ 9 ........ 0.484 ........ 6-2...... Chattanooga Mocs
9.. ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.563 ........ 5-3...... Cascadian Separatists
10 ........ 3 ...... 11 ........ 0.453 ........ 6-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
11 ........ 6 ...... 15 ........ 0.609 ........ 5-3...... Michigan Iron-Men
12 ...... 18 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-4...... Deep South Baby Makers
13 ........ 8 ...... 14 ........ 0.375 ........ 6-2...... Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron
14 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... Diamond Reef Marauders
15 ........ 9 ...... 20 ........ 0.375 ........ 5-3...... Chicago Sinners
16 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.516 ........ 5-3...... Little Houston Texans
17 ...... 17 ...... 12 ........ 0.516 ........ 4-4...... Edmonton Axemen
18 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.422 ........ 4-4...... Brooklyn Zoo
19 ...... 19 ...... 19 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-4...... Dublin Irishmen
20 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-4...... Athens Golden Eagles
21 ...... 22 ...... 17 ........ 0.547 ........ 2-6...... Hamburg Kraken
22 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.594 ........ 2-6...... El Dorado Nuggets
22 ...... 16 ...... 28 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-6...... Sheboygan Screamin Demons
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... The Rock
25 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.594 ........ 1-7...... Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom
26 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... Los Angeles Dreadnaughts
27 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.547 ........ 1-7...... MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground
28 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.453 ........ 1-7...... Iron Kingdom Mercs
29 ...... 30 ...... 24 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-7...... Six 74
30 ...... 31 ...... 21 ........ 0.516 ........ 1-7...... Duo Cavaliers
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.484 ........ 0-8...... Aalborg Atoms
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.531 ........ 0-8...... San Francisco Demons


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  14 -   13    The KingCheez Royals (8-0) def. Portland State Vikings (8-0)
  60 -   26    Gods of Rock 'n Roll (7-1) def. Chicago Sinners (5-3)
  58 -     3    Chattanooga Mocs (6-2) def. Duo Cavaliers (1-7)
  75 -     6    Football All-Americans (5-3) def. Los Angeles Dreadnaughts (1-7)
  43 -   22    Cascadian Separatists (5-3) def. Dublin Irishmen (4-4)
  40 -   10    Athens Golden Eagles (4-4) def. Six 74 (1-7)
  50 -   40    Brooklyn Zoo (4-4) def. Sheboygan Screamin Demons (2-6)
  56 -     6    El Dorado Nuggets (2-6) def. San Francisco Demons (0-8)
  14 -     7    Spaniard Kings (8-0) def. I can has dotball? (7-1)
  60 -   19    N v S (7-1) def. Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron (6-2)
  92 -   16    Rock 'n' Roll Damnation (6-2) def. The Rock (3-5)
156 -   13    Michigan Iron-Men (5-3) def. Aalborg Atoms (0-8)
  41 -   31    Deep South Baby Makers (4-4) def. Little Houston Texans (5-3)
  34 -   31    Diamond Reef Marauders (5-3) def. Edmonton Axemen (4-4)
  38 -   19    Hamburg Kraken (2-6) def. Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom (1-7)
  51 -   30    MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground (1-7) def. Iron Kingdom Mercs (1-7)

Originally posted by sadiemcdonald
This is what my script gets after 8 games:

14 - 13 The KingCheez Royals (8-0) def. Portland State Vikings (8-0)

Whose side are you on?

I say 17-10 Vikings.

Originally posted by sadiemcdonald
Forgive coach. He's my retarded uncle that we keep locked in the basement and feed through a sliding door.

That being said, he's a pretty good post-season DC. He doesn't do shit in the regular season but drink, eat Cheetos, smoke weed, and look at porn. We sober him up for the playoffs.

We've been discussing the relative value of cheetos in the team forum incidentally.

Originally posted by 4thandlong
Whose side are you on?

I say 17-10 Vikings.



Don't blame her, it's the math that hates you.

Originally posted by JoSCh
Don't blame her, it's the math that hates you.

The script always hates us.

Originally posted by JoSCh
We've been discussing the relative value of cheetos in the team forum incidentally.

The value of Cheetos goes up when combined with weed, liquor, and porn.

Originally posted by sadiemcdonald
The value of Cheetos goes up when combined with weed, liquor, and porn.


We were discussing if a GLB nerd sent you cockpics that the chance that said cock would be cheeto dust stained was near 100%. I assume that coachmc could probably prove this true.

/goes to PM inbox, hits F5 a bunch

Coach's dick is rainbow colored. He eats dried Fruit Loops before and after he abuses himself.

hats off to the King Cheese Royals. That was one hell of a game

Originally posted by sadiemcdonald
Coach's dick is rainbow colored. He eats dried Fruit Loops before and after he abuses himself.

/remains at PM inbox, continues hitting F5 a bunch

Originally posted by sadiemcdonald
Coach's dick is rainbow colored. He eats dried Fruit Loops before and after he abuses himself.

kiss my ass - it's fruity pebbles

New Rankings:

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 8 ........ 1 ........ 0.605 ........ 9-0...... Spaniard Kings
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.568 ........ 8-1...... The KingCheez Royals
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.407 ........ 9-0...... Portland State Vikings
4.. ...... 12 ........ 5 ........ 0.580 ........ 6-3...... Football All-Americans
5.. ...... 11 ........ 4 ........ 0.543 ........ 7-2...... I can has dotball?
6.. ........ 5 ........ 6 ........ 0.506 ........ 8-1...... N v S
7.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.395 ........ 8-1...... Gods of Rock 'n Roll
8.. ........ 6 ........ 8 ........ 0.457 ........ 7-2...... Chattanooga Mocs
9.. ...... 14 ........ 9 ........ 0.556 ........ 6-3...... Cascadian Separatists
10 ........ 4 ...... 10 ........ 0.420 ........ 7-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
11 ........ 3 ...... 13 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-3...... Michigan Iron-Men
12 ...... 16 ...... 12 ........ 0.506 ........ 5-4...... Deep South Baby Makers
13 ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-3...... Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron
14 ...... 18 ...... 11 ........ 0.506 ........ 5-4...... Edmonton Axemen
15 ...... 10 ...... 19 ........ 0.432 ........ 5-4...... Chicago Sinners
16 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.407 ........ 5-4...... Brooklyn Zoo
17 ...... 13 ...... 22 ........ 0.543 ........ 5-4...... Little Houston Texans
18 ...... 20 ...... 15 ........ 0.432 ........ 5-4...... Athens Golden Eagles
19 ...... 15 ...... 14 ........ 0.457 ........ 5-4...... Diamond Reef Marauders
20 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.481 ........ 4-5...... Dublin Irishmen
21 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.506 ........ 3-6...... Hamburg Kraken
22 ...... 17 ...... 28 ........ 0.519 ........ 2-7...... Sheboygan Screamin Demons
23 ...... 22 ...... 21 ........ 0.519 ........ 3-6...... El Dorado Nuggets
24 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.593 ........ 1-8...... Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom
25 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.543 ........ 3-6...... The Rock
26 ...... 28 ...... 25 ........ 0.580 ........ 1-8...... Los Angeles Dreadnaughts
27 ...... 24 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 2-7...... MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground
28 ...... 32 ...... 23 ........ 0.531 ........ 1-8...... Duo Cavaliers
29 ...... 30 ...... 24 ........ 0.543 ........ 1-8...... Six 74
30 ...... 27 ...... 30 ........ 0.420 ........ 1-8...... Iron Kingdom Mercs
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.494 ........ 0-9...... Aalborg Atoms
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.506 ........ 0-9...... San Francisco Demons


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
116 -     0    Portland State Vikings (9-0) def. Duo Cavaliers (1-8)
226 -     0    The KingCheez Royals (8-1) def. San Francisco Demons (0-9)
  57 -   14    Gods of Rock 'n Roll (8-1) def. Brooklyn Zoo (5-4)
112 -   23    Chattanooga Mocs (7-2) def. Sheboygan Screamin Demons (2-7)
  29 -   17    Football All-Americans (6-3) def. Cascadian Separatists (6-3)
  33 -   24    Athens Golden Eagles (5-4) def. El Dorado Nuggets (3-6)
  57 -   34    Chicago Sinners (5-4) def. Dublin Irishmen (4-5)
  18 -   13    Los Angeles Dreadnaughts (1-8) def. Six 74 (1-8)
  51 -     3    Spaniard Kings (9-0) def. Hamburg Kraken (3-6)
186 -     6    N v S (8-1) def. Aalborg Atoms (0-9)
  58 -   15    I can has dotball? (7-2) def. Little Houston Texans (5-4)
141 -   16    Rock 'n' Roll Damnation (7-2) def. MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground (2-7)
  58 -   37    Michigan Iron-Men (6-3) def. Diamond Reef Marauders (5-4)
  40 -   39    Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron (6-3) def. Deep South Baby Makers (5-4)
  57 -   13    Edmonton Axemen (5-4) def. The Rock (3-6)
  44 -   26    Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom (1-8) def. Iron Kingdom Mercs (1-8)

Losing to you then being ahead of you on the rankings feels dirty. And not in a good way.

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 8 ........ 1 ........ 0.570 ........ 10-0.... Spaniard Kings
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 9-1...... The KingCheez Royals
3.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.380 ........ 10-0.... Portland State Vikings
4.. ...... 12 ........ 6 ........ 0.590 ........ 7-3...... Football All-Americans
5.. ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.550 ........ 8-2...... I can has dotball?
6.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.400 ........ 9-1...... Gods of Rock 'n Roll
7.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.460 ........ 9-1...... N v S
8.. ........ 6 ...... 10 ........ 0.440 ........ 8-2...... Chattanooga Mocs
9.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.580 ........ 6-4...... Cascadian Separatists
10 ........ 4 ........ 9 ........ 0.390 ........ 8-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
11 ........ 5 ...... 13 ........ 0.530 ........ 7-3...... Michigan Iron-Men
12 ...... 16 ...... 12 ........ 0.540 ........ 5-5...... Deep South Baby Makers
13 ........ 9 ...... 18 ........ 0.450 ........ 7-3...... Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron
14 ...... 17 ...... 11 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-4...... Edmonton Axemen
15 ...... 13 ...... 21 ........ 0.560 ........ 5-5...... Little Houston Texans
16 ...... 20 ...... 14 ........ 0.440 ........ 6-4...... Athens Golden Eagles
17 ...... 21 ...... 19 ........ 0.460 ........ 5-5...... Brooklyn Zoo
18 ...... 19 ...... 17 ........ 0.490 ........ 5-5...... Dublin Irishmen
19 ...... 15 ...... 15 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-5...... Diamond Reef Marauders
20 ...... 11 ...... 20 ........ 0.430 ........ 5-5...... Chicago Sinners
21 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.570 ........ 3-7...... Hamburg Kraken
22 ...... 18 ...... 28 ........ 0.540 ........ 2-8...... Sheboygan Screamin Demons
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... El Dorado Nuggets
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.550 ........ 2-8...... Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom
25 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.530 ........ 2-8...... Los Angeles Dreadnaughts
26 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.540 ........ 3-7...... The Rock
27 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-8...... MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground
28 ...... 32 ...... 26 ........ 0.570 ........ 1-9...... Duo Cavaliers
29 ...... 30 ...... 24 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-9...... Six 74
30 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.380 ........ 1-9...... Iron Kingdom Mercs
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.530 ........ 0-10.... Aalborg Atoms
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.560 ........ 0-10.... San Francisco Demons


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
165 -     7    Portland State Vikings (10-0) def. Sheboygan Screamin Demons (2-8)
  78 -     6    The KingCheez Royals (9-1) def. Athens Golden Eagles (6-4)
  36 -   28    Gods of Rock 'n Roll (9-1) def. Chattanooga Mocs (8-2)
  44 -   12    Football All-Americans (7-3) def. Dublin Irishmen (5-5)
  59 -     6    Cascadian Separatists (6-4) def. Six 74 (1-9)
  50 -   29    Chicago Sinners (5-5) def. Brooklyn Zoo (5-5)
  36 -   18    El Dorado Nuggets (3-7) def. Los Angeles Dreadnaughts (2-8)
  13 -     8    Duo Cavaliers (1-9) def. San Francisco Demons (0-10)
  82 -     3    Spaniard Kings (10-0) def. Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom (2-8)
  65 -   15    N v S (9-1) def. Diamond Reef Marauders (5-5)
  49 -   16    I can has dotball? (8-2) def. Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron (7-3)
160 -   10    Rock 'n' Roll Damnation (8-2) def. Iron Kingdom Mercs (1-9)
  99 -   17    Michigan Iron-Men (7-3) def. The Rock (3-7)
  88 -   14    Edmonton Axemen (6-4) def. MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground (2-8)
122 -     9    Deep South Baby Makers (5-5) def. Aalborg Atoms (0-10)
  42 -   28    Little Houston Texans (5-5) def. Hamburg Kraken (3-7)

Originally posted by JoSCh
Losing to you then being ahead of you on the rankings feels dirty. And not in a good way.

SOS counts a bunch

You slipping Sadie.

Originally posted by JoSCh
You slipping Sadie.

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.545 ........ 11-0.... Spaniard Kings
2.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.504 ........ 10-1.... The KingCheez Royals
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.364 ........ 11-0.... Portland State Vikings
4.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.438 ........ 10-1.... Gods of Rock 'n Roll
5.. ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.463 ........ 10-1.... N v S
6.. ...... 11 ........ 4 ........ 0.570 ........ 8-3...... I can has dotball?
7.. ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.570 ........ 7-4...... Football All-Americans
8.. ........ 8 ...... 11 ........ 0.488 ........ 8-3...... Chattanooga Mocs
9.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.355 ........ 9-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
10 ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-4...... Cascadian Separatists
11 ........ 5 ...... 13 ........ 0.496 ........ 8-3...... Michigan Iron-Men
12 ........ 9 ...... 18 ........ 0.479 ........ 8-3...... Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron
13 ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.488 ........ 6-5...... Deep South Baby Makers
14 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.446 ........ 7-4...... Edmonton Axemen
15 ...... 20 ...... 14 ........ 0.479 ........ 6-5...... Athens Golden Eagles
16 ...... 19 ...... 16 ........ 0.504 ........ 6-5...... Dublin Irishmen
17 ...... 21 ...... 19 ........ 0.471 ........ 6-5...... Brooklyn Zoo
18 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.545 ........ 5-6...... Little Houston Texans
19 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.521 ........ 5-6...... Diamond Reef Marauders
20 ...... 13 ...... 20 ........ 0.455 ........ 5-6...... Chicago Sinners
21 ...... 24 ...... 15 ........ 0.562 ........ 4-7...... Hamburg Kraken
22 ...... 18 ...... 28 ........ 0.595 ........ 2-9...... Sheboygan Screamin Demons
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.471 ........ 4-7...... El Dorado Nuggets
24 ...... 23 ...... 27 ........ 0.595 ........ 2-9...... Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom
25 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.512 ........ 2-9...... Los Angeles Dreadnaughts
26 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.554 ........ 3-8...... The Rock
27 ...... 31 ...... 24 ........ 0.521 ........ 2-9...... Duo Cavaliers
28 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.504 ........ 2-9...... MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground
29 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.421 ........ 1-10.... Iron Kingdom Mercs
30 ...... 30 ...... 25 ........ 0.504 ........ 1-10.... Six 74
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.529 ........ 0-11.... Aalborg Atoms
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.529 ........ 0-11.... San Francisco Demons


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  37 -   11    Portland State Vikings (11-0) def. Gods of Rock 'n Roll (10-1)
117 -     3    The KingCheez Royals (10-1) def. Los Angeles Dreadnaughts (2-9)
  63 -   32    Chattanooga Mocs (8-3) def. Chicago Sinners (5-6)
  66 -     3    Football All-Americans (7-4) def. Six 74 (1-10)
  53 -   15    Cascadian Separatists (7-4) def. El Dorado Nuggets (4-7)
  43 -     6    Athens Golden Eagles (6-5) def. Duo Cavaliers (2-9)
  32 -   25    Dublin Irishmen (6-5) def. Brooklyn Zoo (6-5)
101 -     8    Sheboygan Screamin Demons (2-9) def. San Francisco Demons (0-11)
144 -     3    Spaniard Kings (11-0) def. Iron Kingdom Mercs (1-10)
104 -     6    N v S (10-1) def. The Rock (3-8)
  42 -   26    Rock 'n' Roll Damnation (9-2) def. Edmonton Axemen (7-4)
148 -     3    I can has dotball? (8-3) def. Aalborg Atoms (0-11)
145 -   17    Michigan Iron-Men (8-3) def. MJ: Deadly Smurfs of the Jamaican Underground (2-9)
  44 -   23    Casually Addicted Relentless Death Squadron (8-3) def. Hamburg Kraken (4-7)
  44 -   27    Deep South Baby Makers (6-5) def. Diamond Reef Marauders (5-6)
  68 -   29    Little Houston Texans (5-6) def. Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers, and Mom (2-9)