Welcome to Jeremy’s pre-game prediction post, version 2.0. I will be making approximately 4 predictions per set of games. I look at all 16 games from the league, and pick the four most competitive games (in my opinion). I also try to pick two from each conference, if at all possible. I did this last season for an elite league and had a lot of fun with it. This is all tongue-in-cheek, so don’t get your panties in a bunch if you feel offended. Also, my posts are not for kids either, cuz I say some shit, and may post links to some hot women and other fun stuff. The following 2 paragraphs are an excerpt from last season’s post during the season 14 playoffs…
I have a confession to make – check that, two. I am typing this last post in an airport bar, on my brand new laptop. Four college girls just sat down next to me, on their way to spring break, and guess what? One of them is http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stacked Seriously, she is gorgeous. If only I were 22 again, and rich, and single, and better looking, and less fat, and had cool hair, she could be mine!! Sunovabich shitttttt!!
Confession #2. I went on this business trip with my peewee team in the silver league playoffs. We had our conference championship game tonight, at 5pm, PST, WE WON!! But that is not the point. I was planning on using the hotel internet to check my team; seeing as how I do not have a laptop, my wife has one, but I don’t. The hotel did not have internet access unless you brought your own laptop. So, I went to the public library here yesterday, and they gave me a 30 minute guest pass. How the hell am I supposed to set my tactics and cool, tricky plays for my playoff game in 30 minutes? Well, I did not finish in the 30 minutes, and that crack-whore of a librarian would only give me the one guest pass. Well, she probably is not a crack-whore, but that was how I felt about her at the time. So, I called my wife, and told her that her laptop was a piece of crap and that she needed a new one. Somehow, I convinced her that this was indeed the case. I went to Best Buy last night and bought my “wife”
a brand new laptop. My GLB habit sinks to a new and financially burdensome low. I need help. Is there a 12 step program for GLB addiction?
Anyway, back to this season’s predictions.
Game #1. KC Chaos vs Marsh Thundercats. This early in the season, in peewee league, I have no idea who is the better team. So, I will base my prediction on the coolness factor of the team names. City comparison: Kansas City – I have been there, my wife is from there, kind of boring, though. No beach, no mountains, baseball team sucks cuz it is poor. Marsh – mosquitos, swamp-like, and smelly. Edge = KC. Mascot analysis: Chaos – kind of cool, in a rebellious, teenage angst sort of way. Thundercats – Cheetara was kind of hot, but Lion-O was sort of a tool, and what is with the names, they couldn’t get a little creative? If there was a dog person on the show, would they name him Dog-E? Edge = Chaos. Therefore, the KC Chaos win the game, 2-0.
Game #2. Fraternal Order of the blablabla vs Mister Miyagis Mafia. Maybe I should abbreviate this match-up, we’ll call it the FOCTA vs the MMM. Well, neither team has a city involved, I’ll call it a draw there. Mascot comparison: CTA – maybe just nickname this team the department of redundancy department. Mafia – roughly translated means, “swagger”; as long as my family is not a target of La Familia, it’s all good. The Mafia get my pick in this match-up simply due to the fact that I don’t want to end up with cement shoes on tomorrow morning (or anytime soon for that matter.)
Game #3. Louisville Lobos vs 14th St Bucs. I am not really sure there are lobos in Louisville. Maybe at the zoo, but definitely not in the wild, so the name is a bit confusing. However, looking at the team avatar, maybe a Lobo is a crazy, scary mean looking clown guy? Are there lots of them running around L’ville? The 14th St Bucs are based on an area in a city, I will assume Tampa Bay. Cool city, and they have won a Superbowl under a doll named Chucky. Therefore, I like the pirate looking guys to beat the psycho clowns.
Game #4. Kiel Baltic Hurricanes vs Iowa Farmers. Kiel sounds Irish, and therefore Euro, and football is played with a checker board looking round ball. Iowa is from the good old USA, where football is played with a brown pointy ball. Edge = Iowa. Hurricanes kill people and make messes. Farmers raise cows, and then kill them, so I can have ribeye steaks for dinner. Edge = Farmers. Therefore the Farmboys have to beat the Euros, it is our game you know.
Hey, notice that I did not pick one silver 6 newbie to win? Hmm, coincidence?
Jeremy out.
I have a confession to make – check that, two. I am typing this last post in an airport bar, on my brand new laptop. Four college girls just sat down next to me, on their way to spring break, and guess what? One of them is http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stacked Seriously, she is gorgeous. If only I were 22 again, and rich, and single, and better looking, and less fat, and had cool hair, she could be mine!! Sunovabich shitttttt!!
Confession #2. I went on this business trip with my peewee team in the silver league playoffs. We had our conference championship game tonight, at 5pm, PST, WE WON!! But that is not the point. I was planning on using the hotel internet to check my team; seeing as how I do not have a laptop, my wife has one, but I don’t. The hotel did not have internet access unless you brought your own laptop. So, I went to the public library here yesterday, and they gave me a 30 minute guest pass. How the hell am I supposed to set my tactics and cool, tricky plays for my playoff game in 30 minutes? Well, I did not finish in the 30 minutes, and that crack-whore of a librarian would only give me the one guest pass. Well, she probably is not a crack-whore, but that was how I felt about her at the time. So, I called my wife, and told her that her laptop was a piece of crap and that she needed a new one. Somehow, I convinced her that this was indeed the case. I went to Best Buy last night and bought my “wife”
a brand new laptop. My GLB habit sinks to a new and financially burdensome low. I need help. Is there a 12 step program for GLB addiction?Anyway, back to this season’s predictions.
Game #1. KC Chaos vs Marsh Thundercats. This early in the season, in peewee league, I have no idea who is the better team. So, I will base my prediction on the coolness factor of the team names. City comparison: Kansas City – I have been there, my wife is from there, kind of boring, though. No beach, no mountains, baseball team sucks cuz it is poor. Marsh – mosquitos, swamp-like, and smelly. Edge = KC. Mascot analysis: Chaos – kind of cool, in a rebellious, teenage angst sort of way. Thundercats – Cheetara was kind of hot, but Lion-O was sort of a tool, and what is with the names, they couldn’t get a little creative? If there was a dog person on the show, would they name him Dog-E? Edge = Chaos. Therefore, the KC Chaos win the game, 2-0.
Game #2. Fraternal Order of the blablabla vs Mister Miyagis Mafia. Maybe I should abbreviate this match-up, we’ll call it the FOCTA vs the MMM. Well, neither team has a city involved, I’ll call it a draw there. Mascot comparison: CTA – maybe just nickname this team the department of redundancy department. Mafia – roughly translated means, “swagger”; as long as my family is not a target of La Familia, it’s all good. The Mafia get my pick in this match-up simply due to the fact that I don’t want to end up with cement shoes on tomorrow morning (or anytime soon for that matter.)
Game #3. Louisville Lobos vs 14th St Bucs. I am not really sure there are lobos in Louisville. Maybe at the zoo, but definitely not in the wild, so the name is a bit confusing. However, looking at the team avatar, maybe a Lobo is a crazy, scary mean looking clown guy? Are there lots of them running around L’ville? The 14th St Bucs are based on an area in a city, I will assume Tampa Bay. Cool city, and they have won a Superbowl under a doll named Chucky. Therefore, I like the pirate looking guys to beat the psycho clowns.
Game #4. Kiel Baltic Hurricanes vs Iowa Farmers. Kiel sounds Irish, and therefore Euro, and football is played with a checker board looking round ball. Iowa is from the good old USA, where football is played with a brown pointy ball. Edge = Iowa. Hurricanes kill people and make messes. Farmers raise cows, and then kill them, so I can have ribeye steaks for dinner. Edge = Farmers. Therefore the Farmboys have to beat the Euros, it is our game you know.
Hey, notice that I did not pick one silver 6 newbie to win? Hmm, coincidence?
Jeremy out.
Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Apr 6, 2010 22:24:53
