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Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Originally posted by Skanker irl

Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy


Originally posted by Skanker irl



Stop rambling and bow.

Thanks.


tell me again how you are making your damaged attention span and lack of reading comprehension my fault?


My reading comprehension is fantastic. In addition, Cobra Kai are trained to speak multiple languages fluently. Unfortunately, "Tool" is not a language we are familiar with.


And fish don't have a word for "water".


They don't actually...where the hell were you educated? Fish don't have words.
 
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Hang on... I finally have the comparison.

Eli Wallach. Cobra Kai is a team full of Eli Wallachs. A man who made a living out of being the third baddest man in the room. Someone who nobody wanted to mess with, except for the very few who rated better. And poor Eli, never could quite come to grips with his place in the food chain.

Cobra Kai. Eli Wallach.

And yes, I'm gonna make you look it up.
 
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Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Hang on... I finally have the comparison.

Eli Wallach. Cobra Kai is a team full of Eli Wallachs. A man who made a living out of being the third baddest man in the room. Someone who nobody wanted to mess with, except for the very few who rated better. And poor Eli, never could quite come to grips with his place in the food chain.

Cobra Kai. Eli Wallach.

And yes, I'm gonna make you look it up.


Yawn.....
 
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There it is... attention span again.
 
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Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
There it is... attention span again.


Never denied that. It's hard paying attention to boring people.
 
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And yet... here you are, throwing punches from the canvas, trying to keep up and save face, such as it is. Let's retrace your steps, shall we?

* Stealing Scientist's material (understandable, I suppose, since he did try to post something more than "cosign"... probably some sort of cosmic balance or something....)
* The attempt to intimidate someone into submitting. Works most times with the low-quality posts I see Kai seek out and mass reply to, but it usually works better with the posse to help shout everyone else down, and definitely doesn't work with me no matter when.
* "I know you are, but what am I?"
* Intentionally missing the intent of the post. Of all the tactics you tried, this is the one I would have put beneath you.
* Generic dismissal when keeping up gets to be too much work. Since your head must be tired from making words appear on the screen, let me help you out. Eli Wallach played the second fiddle in a lot of the spaghetti westerns, most famously Tuco from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Now, I know that's a lot of words. But there is no short-hand way to help you out. Think of this like an intervention, where you have to be confronted with just how short you fall from who you think you are.

You aren't beyond hope... but admitting who you are is the first step to recovery.
 
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Damn...I'm not reading all that...
 
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Like I thought.... you're a poacher. Prey on what's easy and run from the rest.
 
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Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Like I thought.... you're a poacher. Prey on what's easy and run from the rest.


No man...I'm actually e-running.

Edit: And quickly I might add.
Last edited Jun 16, 2008 18:00:48
 
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Love to hear what the difference is when having 6 other CK backing you up gives you the courage to re-emerge.
 
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Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Love to hear what the difference is when having 6 other CK backing you up gives you the courage to re-emerge.


Are you taking yourself seriously right now or what? Cause I'm laughing my ass off.
 
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While eating Funyuns...
 
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Ouch. You just shamed me into leaving you alone and letting you and and the rest of the CK hijack every thread, intimidate others who want to participate in the forum into hiding and continue making asses of yourselves.

To save your tired little noggin the effort of figuring it out, I'll break down what part was sarcasm, and what part wasn't. Being intimidated by being laughed at by you of all people... sarcasm. What I see the Kai doing to this game they claim to contribute to so much because they made an appearance on GLB Radio... not sarcasm.

CK is Wal-Mart. Huge presence. Unavoidable. And the damage is does outweighs its benefit.
 
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Simplicity Junior, simplicity.

Junior = http://youtube.com/watch?v=I1VV1p4NIVY

RAGE!
 
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Which one is simplicity? Using someone else's work and passing it off as your wit, or sitting at the computer flaming someone portraying the other guy sitting at the computer flaming someone as being a loser because he's... you know... sitting at the computer flaming?
 
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