Sorry about last week guys! Down south we love first weekend of opening season Dove hunting. Wrap those little bastards in bacon and you have yourself some southern ordurbs!
Fighting Gamecocks [12-0] vs Georgia Dawgs [9-3] - Gamecocks have continued on plowing teams left and right. Georgia played DSBM last week and played a hell of a game. This week could be interesting
Gamecocks by 21.
Utah Stormin' Mormons [11-1] vs Atlanta Aces [7-5] - Utah played a fantastic game last week shutting out the Brats 23-zip! Atlanta needs this win. They are still teetering on the playoff seed. Good luck to both teams.
Mormons by 24.
Bethesda Venom [7-5] vs Mexican Incas Followers [10-2] - In the 1400s the Incas ruled the world. What goes up must come down and just like in 1532 the Incas are slowly being conquered.
Bethesda by 17.
Panama CZ Brats [8-4] vs Sahara ShadowChasers v.2 [0-12] - Enjoy this win Brats. Get ready for your next two games and show them what you're made of.
Panama by 72.
Colorado Mutants [8-4] vs Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers [2-10] - Some sort of mutant CPU's that Benster was blessed with over in Colorado. It actually makes me sick (pun intended) what type on DNA of a gene or chromosome editing has he been doing to these organisms known as "CPU"?
Mutants by 55.
101ST Airborne [6-6] vs New Jersey Skyhawks [5-7] - 101ST Still has a playoff fighting chance. They just need to secure it. Can the flyboys beat the skyhawks?
Airborne by 12.
New Orleans Nightmare [CPU] vs Honolulu Warriors [CPU] - meh.
Chicago Knights [3-9] vs Key West Barracudas [1-11] - The Knights are here this week to de-head the Barracudas. The Barracudas don't have a fighting chance.
Knights by 32.
Haines City Cherrypoppers [12-0] vs Mike Vick's Mistreated Puppies [10-2] - I have underestamted MVMP before and they could surprise HCP this week. I did say "could"
HCP by 40.
*Game of the Week*Boston Minutemen [10-2] vs American Freedom Pee Wees [11-1] - Two tough games two weeks in a roll. AFPW could see another upset this week as well as Boston has been playing laity. Good luck AFPW but I see Boston with the win.
Boston by 7.
The Ninja Squirrel [11-1] vs Moscow Madness [5-7] - Ninja Squirrel Fact of the Week: Ninja's run straight with and never juke. Always. Juking is for girls.
Squirrels by 30.
Deep South Baby Makers [10-2] vs Tennessee Mud Thrashers [4-8] - YEEHAW this should be a good ole' southern redneck throw down! FYI while your out playing in the mud the Baby Makers are playing with your wives.
DSBM by 62.
Little Ohio State PeeWees [7-5] vs Little Peddlers [2-10] - Keep up the good work Ohio! See you in the playoffs. Don't worry about the Peddlers... they are too stoned and small to put up a fight
Ohio by 38.
Buffalo Renegades [6-6] vs Hamburg Distortion Rookies [4-8] - Buffalo is sitting on the last playoff spot. You guys will be playing the best team coming into the playoffs unless you move yourselves up the playoff list. Good luck!
Buffalo by 24.
Dayton Pee Wee Tigers [4-8] vs Warzawa Spartans [CPU] - Enjoy the BYE week!
The Untouchables [1-11] vs San Francisco Valkyrie [1-11] - The Untouchables have been molested all season. I'm sure they didn't expect to be punished like this. At least this week you should be able to return the favor on Valkyrie.
Untouchables by 17.
Fighting Gamecocks [12-0] vs Georgia Dawgs [9-3] - Gamecocks have continued on plowing teams left and right. Georgia played DSBM last week and played a hell of a game. This week could be interesting
Gamecocks by 21.
Utah Stormin' Mormons [11-1] vs Atlanta Aces [7-5] - Utah played a fantastic game last week shutting out the Brats 23-zip! Atlanta needs this win. They are still teetering on the playoff seed. Good luck to both teams.
Mormons by 24.
Bethesda Venom [7-5] vs Mexican Incas Followers [10-2] - In the 1400s the Incas ruled the world. What goes up must come down and just like in 1532 the Incas are slowly being conquered.
Bethesda by 17.
Panama CZ Brats [8-4] vs Sahara ShadowChasers v.2 [0-12] - Enjoy this win Brats. Get ready for your next two games and show them what you're made of.
Panama by 72.
Colorado Mutants [8-4] vs Channel Four News Team Smelly Pirate Hookers [2-10] - Some sort of mutant CPU's that Benster was blessed with over in Colorado. It actually makes me sick (pun intended) what type on DNA of a gene or chromosome editing has he been doing to these organisms known as "CPU"?
Mutants by 55.
101ST Airborne [6-6] vs New Jersey Skyhawks [5-7] - 101ST Still has a playoff fighting chance. They just need to secure it. Can the flyboys beat the skyhawks?
Airborne by 12.
New Orleans Nightmare [CPU] vs Honolulu Warriors [CPU] - meh.
Chicago Knights [3-9] vs Key West Barracudas [1-11] - The Knights are here this week to de-head the Barracudas. The Barracudas don't have a fighting chance.
Knights by 32.
Haines City Cherrypoppers [12-0] vs Mike Vick's Mistreated Puppies [10-2] - I have underestamted MVMP before and they could surprise HCP this week. I did say "could"
HCP by 40.
*Game of the Week*Boston Minutemen [10-2] vs American Freedom Pee Wees [11-1] - Two tough games two weeks in a roll. AFPW could see another upset this week as well as Boston has been playing laity. Good luck AFPW but I see Boston with the win.
Boston by 7.
The Ninja Squirrel [11-1] vs Moscow Madness [5-7] - Ninja Squirrel Fact of the Week: Ninja's run straight with and never juke. Always. Juking is for girls.
Squirrels by 30.
Deep South Baby Makers [10-2] vs Tennessee Mud Thrashers [4-8] - YEEHAW this should be a good ole' southern redneck throw down! FYI while your out playing in the mud the Baby Makers are playing with your wives.
DSBM by 62.
Little Ohio State PeeWees [7-5] vs Little Peddlers [2-10] - Keep up the good work Ohio! See you in the playoffs. Don't worry about the Peddlers... they are too stoned and small to put up a fight
Ohio by 38.
Buffalo Renegades [6-6] vs Hamburg Distortion Rookies [4-8] - Buffalo is sitting on the last playoff spot. You guys will be playing the best team coming into the playoffs unless you move yourselves up the playoff list. Good luck!
Buffalo by 24.
Dayton Pee Wee Tigers [4-8] vs Warzawa Spartans [CPU] - Enjoy the BYE week!
The Untouchables [1-11] vs San Francisco Valkyrie [1-11] - The Untouchables have been molested all season. I'm sure they didn't expect to be punished like this. At least this week you should be able to return the favor on Valkyrie.
Untouchables by 17.
Edited by sickand10 on Sep 8, 2009 07:48:28
Edited by sickand10 on Sep 8, 2009 07:47:32