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Originally posted by LordEvil
Has anyone ever tried extenz? I though about it as it would be cool to have an 11 inch schlong but then again, what if 5 years down the road it shrivels up to a 2 incher

why would you think about the future? Live in the present. And keep taking that shit and u won't have to worry about that two incher

Originally posted by Dtownokie
And like anyone gives a rats ass about what you think....come trolling in here with your leather lingerie on cracking a whip.
Every post you make in any thread your criticizing someone. Most people that do that have to make up for there own small insecurity's, They got a product now for your missing parts called ExTenz, to make you feel like a real man.

So you don't have to always point the finger at the other guy, to make you feel like you have a pair.!

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Wow.. you actually tried using this think you're being original or funny? Reason I criticize, half the people that posted in this thread are legally retarded, you're driving that bus yourself. And I really couldn't ask for anything better as far as my life goes, I'm healthy and happy so keep trying that angle.... Any other clever 12yr old comebacks?

Originally posted by LordEvil
Has anyone ever tried extenz? I though about it as it would be cool to have an 11 inch schlong but then again, what if 5 years down the road it shrivels up to a 2 incher

LOL that would suck. I would never try anything like that. For some reason it just sounds like heart problems waiting to happen. I do want to know if anyone has truly had a 4hr hard on from viagra and had to go to the ER though. I smile every time I hear that part thinking of what you really say if that would happen.

Originally posted by nlthorne
LOL that would suck. I would never try anything like that. For some reason it just sounds like heart problems waiting to happen. I do want to know if anyone has truly had a 4hr hard on from viagra and had to go to the ER though. I smile every time I hear that part thinking of what you really say if that would happen.

I dated a chick that worked in a doctors office and she used to give me dozens of the Viagra sample packs you get 6 in each one. I used to sell them and made a ton of money. I tried some myself and whoa!!!! About 20 minutes you feel your blood flowing and your heart rate pick up, like you have been working out without doing anything at all. Then once ya get hard it stays that way, for a very long time! You can seriously watch a movie, game or read a book while having s3x and never lose the stiffy. It stays in your system for a while as well as erections get easier and easier with nothing to treally turn you on but ya get turned on.

Also the 5 hour energy bottle is the shit. That stuff works better than anything I ever tried. I drove from San Diego Cali to San Antonio Texas in 22 hours without resting and took two of those bottles. It doesn't last 5 Hours but it does for 4 hours. I hit central New Mexico and was planning on calling it a night, stopped and picked up a bottle of that and was instantly alert. Drove another 4 hours and took another bottle. I made it all the way to SA and wasn't tired at all.

Originally posted by nlthorne
.......if anyone has truly had a 4hr hard on from viagra and had to go to the ER though. I smile every time I hear that part thinking of what you really say if that would happen.

I would be calling someone, but it sure as hell would not be a doctor.............

Originally posted by dreven
I would be calling someone, but it sure as hell would not be a doctor.............

LOL So true ^^;

I remember something in the news a few months ago about some russian dude on a marathon sex day with two chicks, they were all betting each other who could have sex longer or something? and he oD'd from too much Viagra.

probably not a bad way to go though.

Originally posted by West Coast
he got fired

Hahah, no?

LE, you know 5 hour energy is honestly worse for you than other energy drinks?
Not in the sugar kind of way... But it has said to speed your heart up too much. Real bad. Hahah.

Besides, everyone knows Monster (Assualt) is the shit.

actually it doesn't matter what energy drink you take if it speeds up your heart too much and you drink it on a regular basis your asking for trouble.
jager bombs anyone?

the 4-5 hour energy drinks are high in B6 and B12 and have no where near the sugar of drinks like monster, which I find tasty, but just no where near as bad for you.
but WTF isnt bad for you these days ?

it's 11:46 am and I am about to do a vodka shot and drink some beer and go smoke a cig.

non-smokers die every day.

Originally posted by ericb45696

non-smokers die every day.

...yea what ever happened to Bill Hicks?

Originally posted by ericb45696
actually it doesn't matter what energy drink you take if it speeds up your heart too much and you drink it on a regular basis your asking for trouble.
jager bombs anyone?

the 4-5 hour energy drinks are high in B6 and B12 and have no where near the sugar of drinks like monster, which I find tasty, but just no where near as bad for you.
but WTF isnt bad for you these days ?

it's 11:46 am and I am about to do a vodka shot and drink some beer and go smoke a cig.

non-smokers die every day.

You deserve an Atta boy! For popping the top before noon. You probably be asleep before dark eh?

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For what its worth, I spent months trying to find the best energy drink (for me). My main problem was I liked monster's taste and effects the best, but I can't in any way handle the 40+ grams of sugar they pour in it.

Then I found Monster Lo-Carb (NOT Diet Monser). Its the one with the blue labeling that says "Lo-Carb", and blue pull-tab. Its NOT a diet drink (has normal sugar, not nutra-sweet crap), but it only has 6grams of sugar per can. To me, it tastes perfect; as opposed to the disgustingly sickly sweet flavor from normal energy drinks, and it still keeps me alert for hours.

Originally posted by Dtownokie
You deserve an Atta boy! For popping the top before noon. You probably be asleep before dark eh?

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still here and feeling fine

working on some more shots too, but yeah.. it will be at least dark-thirty before I hit the sack.

and leave Bill Hicks alone dammit!!

yeah, I tried the low carb Monsters when they first came out. I like 'em, but something about drinking a drink labeled "low carb" and being 6'6" and 240 just doesn't seem right to me.

Haha, blue monster is good. I love Assault though. Monster just pwns everything... End of story.

And 5 hour energy kills your heart little by little.