Originally posted by lolMurp
Originally posted by diz
hmmm....isnt trolling against the rules? o wait yes i remember now..its the first thread in this forum
Pandas are the worst fucking animal on the face of the earth. I mean "fucking animal". You're the only animal I know that would rather sit on your ass than fuck. What, is bamboo as good as sex? Only animal on earth where other species have to create pornography and FORCE the animal to reproduce. Enjoy your being extinct in 15 years thanks to your sex drive.
i would personally rather sit on my ass a lot of the time rather than have sex. honestly, the first time i had sex was a bit of a let-down. the only thing about sex that's better than masturbation is the three dimensional and interactive visual aid. there are a lot of things about masturbation that are better than sex, however (i.e. my hand doesn't talk to me or want to cuddle afterward, i don't have to campaign to get me to touch myself, i don't jerk my dick around real hard as if i were a gorilla playing an arcade game and i don't give a fuck if i remember my name or not).
the world could do with a lot fewer humans.
