PASSING:
Yards: George Harver (likely to win, 170 yards ahead of 2nd)
Completions: top 3 within 7 completions of each other (Dexter Morgan, Clive Sturm, George Harver)- whoever airs it out in week 16 likely will win it
Attempts: Morgan/Harver are within 5 of each other, no one else really has a shot
Percentage: once the backups are eliminated, this is between CONE BONE and Peter Manning, who are tied.
TD: George Harver with 33, Jim Zorn with 32- could go either way
RUSHING
Rushes: Chief Brighthorse has 29 over 2nd place. Likely winner.
Yards: Chief Brighthorse also has 110 yards over 2nd place. Definite winner.
Average: Clinton Portis has a huge lead over anyone with 100 carries. Winner.
TDs: Clinton Portis with 31 TDs, 8 more than 2nd place. Winner.
RECEIVING
Catches: Michael Westbrook. 17 catches more than 2nd place = already wrapped up.
Yards: Westbrook is 56 and 61 yards ahead of 2nd/3rd place; Cody Wheeler or Hernando Hoyas better have monster games to win this.
TDs: Michael Westbrook with 16 TDs, Randy Moss#81 with 15. Could be close.
RETURNING
Kick Return yards: The CPU leader in this category (chuckle) should get passed this week; Neutron Jones had better hope Peking has a good game (ie, less kick returns for James McKnight to catch him)
Kick Return average: One return TD could throw this in disarray, but currently of the full-timers Wallace Sevin leads Deion Sanders and Kevin Faulk.
Punt Return yards: PHUKET WINS (largely by having a full-time returner most of the year)
Punt Return average: Kevin Faulk #33 largely has this wrapped up with almost a yard average higher than 2nd.
KICKING/PUNTING
FGs: Mo Stone has this wrapped up at 41.
FG attempts: Mo Stone also brings this home with 53.
FG Accuracy: Of the full-timers, this is between El Kicker and Matt Bailey.
Punts: Jamarcus Silva, Mike Scifres, and Gerald Bubsley are within 6 of each other. Whichever team has the worst day wins.
Punt Yardage: Jamarcus Silva has 85 yards over Scifres for most distance.
Punting Average: Helmet vonGustry needs to tell me his secret. 33 yards/punt? Jeebus.
DEFENSE
Tackles: Teddy KGB and Lucio Alves sitting at 131 and 130; Spongebob is back at 125 and could overtake them (a CB leading the league in tackles- that's wrong)
Sacks: Jarvis Green, with a 2 sack lead over Haufu Gurugatuppa, likely will have it barring a monster game from Haufu.
Fumbles Forced: Lucio Alves with 7, JrMax Defender and Michael Talarski with 6 each.
Fumbles Recovered: Coors Washington with 5, Mr. Bigglesworth with 4, a bunch else with 3.
INTs: Spongebob with 12 picks already has this wrapped up.
Safeties: Only two people in the league had one this year (whether or not the award is given, it's worth recognizing): Huck Finn and Edward VI
BLOCKING
Pancakes: Was there any doubt? The little retarded kid that loves Santa, Thurman Murman, destroyed everyone else in this competition.
Yards: George Harver (likely to win, 170 yards ahead of 2nd)
Completions: top 3 within 7 completions of each other (Dexter Morgan, Clive Sturm, George Harver)- whoever airs it out in week 16 likely will win it
Attempts: Morgan/Harver are within 5 of each other, no one else really has a shot
Percentage: once the backups are eliminated, this is between CONE BONE and Peter Manning, who are tied.
TD: George Harver with 33, Jim Zorn with 32- could go either way
RUSHING
Rushes: Chief Brighthorse has 29 over 2nd place. Likely winner.
Yards: Chief Brighthorse also has 110 yards over 2nd place. Definite winner.
Average: Clinton Portis has a huge lead over anyone with 100 carries. Winner.
TDs: Clinton Portis with 31 TDs, 8 more than 2nd place. Winner.
RECEIVING
Catches: Michael Westbrook. 17 catches more than 2nd place = already wrapped up.
Yards: Westbrook is 56 and 61 yards ahead of 2nd/3rd place; Cody Wheeler or Hernando Hoyas better have monster games to win this.
TDs: Michael Westbrook with 16 TDs, Randy Moss#81 with 15. Could be close.
RETURNING
Kick Return yards: The CPU leader in this category (chuckle) should get passed this week; Neutron Jones had better hope Peking has a good game (ie, less kick returns for James McKnight to catch him)
Kick Return average: One return TD could throw this in disarray, but currently of the full-timers Wallace Sevin leads Deion Sanders and Kevin Faulk.
Punt Return yards: PHUKET WINS (largely by having a full-time returner most of the year)
Punt Return average: Kevin Faulk #33 largely has this wrapped up with almost a yard average higher than 2nd.
KICKING/PUNTING
FGs: Mo Stone has this wrapped up at 41.
FG attempts: Mo Stone also brings this home with 53.
FG Accuracy: Of the full-timers, this is between El Kicker and Matt Bailey.
Punts: Jamarcus Silva, Mike Scifres, and Gerald Bubsley are within 6 of each other. Whichever team has the worst day wins.
Punt Yardage: Jamarcus Silva has 85 yards over Scifres for most distance.
Punting Average: Helmet vonGustry needs to tell me his secret. 33 yards/punt? Jeebus.
DEFENSE
Tackles: Teddy KGB and Lucio Alves sitting at 131 and 130; Spongebob is back at 125 and could overtake them (a CB leading the league in tackles- that's wrong)
Sacks: Jarvis Green, with a 2 sack lead over Haufu Gurugatuppa, likely will have it barring a monster game from Haufu.
Fumbles Forced: Lucio Alves with 7, JrMax Defender and Michael Talarski with 6 each.
Fumbles Recovered: Coors Washington with 5, Mr. Bigglesworth with 4, a bunch else with 3.
INTs: Spongebob with 12 picks already has this wrapped up.
Safeties: Only two people in the league had one this year (whether or not the award is given, it's worth recognizing): Huck Finn and Edward VI
BLOCKING
Pancakes: Was there any doubt? The little retarded kid that loves Santa, Thurman Murman, destroyed everyone else in this competition.
