Warrior General Games

So far Alpha has been pretty tame with the pregame talk unlike last season. This week ASE battles Sedlec. Let the shit talk begin!!


Bratislava Lambeau Leapers vs TV Sitcom All-Stars 255-0. This is the last game of 4 in a row of cupcakes. The All-Stars haven't given up the max score of 255 yet this season, but they haven't faced a punt returner like Ankle Breaker McGee yet. The Leapers are looking forward to the next game against ASE.

Warsaw Warriors vs Gdansk Donkey Punchers 237-0. The Donkey Punchers are riding high after posting Donkey Punches the past few games. The Warriors will have none of that and spank the Donkey's on the ASS.

Istanbul Raging Bulls vs Ufa Tycoons 27-34. This is a matchup of a mostly cpu team vs a team that can't gameplan and almost lost to the Donkey Punchers. The Tycoons strike it rich and pull out the win.

St. Petersburg Locksmiths vs Lake Elsinore Tigers 38-47 The Tigers are almost sporting a full roster with all CPU's as backups. They should be able to handle the I don't know how to gameplan Locks to improve to 5-1. They still haven't played anyone yet this season other than the Warriors who beat them 159-3.

***GOTW*** Get your popcorn ready this should be a good one.

Allied Sack Exchange vs Sedlec Mortared Monks JB 30-24. ASE has pulled out 1 point victories in each of the last 2 games. Can they do it a 3rd straight week? This is the first real test for the 5-0 Monks this season and they look to make a statement they are a legit top team this season. ASE comes from behind and wins another close one with a td in the final 3 minutes of the game.

Zagreb Brutes vs Don Cossacks 20-42. The Cossacks lost a tough one last game to ASE and rebound this week against the Brutes in an easy win.

Constantinople Charioteers vs Sioux City Blackwolves 106-6. The Charioteers improve to 5-1 after an easy win over the Blackwolves helping to solidify their playoff chances.

Vienna Bulldogs vs Krakow Buzzards 204-0. CPU Krakow continues to get blown out in all their games. Enjoy the stat padding Bulldogs.

We will Donkey Punch the Warriors.

It will be the Warsaw Warriors that do all of the "punching" in their game against the Donkey Punchers. Prepare to be knocked out like that horse in the Movie Blazing Saddles, Donkey Punchers. Mongo lives!!!

Thanks for the Write-up!

Originally posted by ShadyBH
We will Donkey Punch the Warriors.

F U... and your team punches like a girl!

Originally posted by 4favre

***GOTW*** Get your popcorn ready this should be a good one.

Allied Sack Exchange vs Sedlec Mortared Monks JB 30-24. ASE has pulled out 1 point victories in each of the last 2 games. Can they do it a 3rd straight week? This is the first real test for the 5-0 Monks this season and they look to make a statement they are a legit top team this season. ASE comes from behind and wins another close one with a td in the final 3 minutes of the game.

Zagreb Brutes vs Don Cossacks 20-42. The Cossacks lost a tough one last game to ASE and rebound this week against the Brutes in an easy win.

GOTW should be a very good game. All indications point to this being an even match up. I think I'm going with ASE only because of their common opponent victories over the Dublin Dark Raiders. ASE did a little better, so I'll predict them the one point victory. 21-20

Th Cossacks will win by more than 22... I see a 60 point difference. Cossacks 70-10

allright we got a little pregame smack from the Warriors and Donkey Punchers. Where's ASE & Sedlec. Come on guys speak up and tell us why your going to win! JB, you should be on about your 5th in a row post by now or do you have to wait until someone from Sedlec speaks first?

Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Originally posted by shawnb82
Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Yes Donkey Punch sounds a lot like homo fondling you will enjoy it yes?

Originally posted by shawnb82
Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Exactly what i was thinking , we're gonna kick their ass though

Originally posted by steelers1624
Originally posted by shawnb82

Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Exactly what i was thinking , we're gonna kick their ass though

If you'd like a game against a team more your level i'm open to scrimms..WARNING you will get destroyed
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6469

I can't wait to Donkey Punch those Warriors. Pretty funny when teams are scared to be on the DP list... I know I would be!

Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ
Originally posted by steelers1624

Originally posted by shawnb82


Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Exactly what i was thinking , we're gonna kick their ass though

If you'd like a game against a team more your level i'm open to scrimms..WARNING you will get destroyed
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6469

Offer sent.

Originally posted by ac_gi
Originally posted by ShadyBH

We will Donkey Punch the Warriors.

F U... and your team punches like a girl!

Your team looks like a pretty girl that is missing a few Donkey Punches in her life.

Originally posted by ac_gi
Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ

Originally posted by steelers1624


Originally posted by shawnb82



Donkey Punch? sounds more like some homo type of fondling to me.

Exactly what i was thinking , we're gonna kick their ass though

If you'd like a game against a team more your level i'm open to scrimms..WARNING you will get destroyed
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6469

Offer sent.

whattya think you might only lose by 50 ..i'm thinking ya lose by 40 atleast your thoughts