You make crack and sell it for a living. Instead of money or usable goods, you trade your crack for "old busted up" extension cords. Because of their appearance, you believe some men used the cords during sex. You tied the sexed up cords around you neck in an effort to kill yourself because of something I said, but your weight caused them to break.
That about cover it?
Your e-fantasies are about as deranged as they come. Keep on compensating.