Play by Play
| 4th Quarter | ||||
| Metal Militia 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | 3rd & 6 | OWN 26.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Tom Reagan over the middle, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 14:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 35.5 | Eddie Carmona rush up the middle (2 yd gain) [tackle: Father Pablo] | Replay |
| 13:55 | 2nd & 8 | OWN 38 | Kakita ¤ pass to Who The Fook Is This Guy over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 13:14 | 1st & 10 | OWN 49 | Kakita ¤ pass to Shosuro ¤ over the middle, caught (7.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB] | Replay |
| 12:36 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 44 | Eddie Carmona rush up the middle (3 yd gain) [diving tackle: Belmont Stakes] | Replay |
| 12:07 | 1st & 10 | OPP 41 | Night Warrior rush to the left (8.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 11:39 | 2nd & 1.5 | OPP 32 | Kakita ¤ screen pass to Breaking Cankles to the left side, caught [missed tackle: Quincy Hogue EXP (Spin)] (6 yd gain) [tackle: Sondra Locke] | Replay |
| 11:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 26 | Stanley Paul rush [missed diving tackle: Belmont Stakes (Power Through)] [missed tackle: Diego SW (Power Through)] to the left (8 yd gain) [diving tackle: Megumi Fushiguro] | Replay |
| 10:36 | 2nd & 2 | OPP 18 | Breaking Cankles rush[forced fumble: John Wick], fumbled , recovered by GERRIT COLE'S KNUCKLECURVE LB (0 yd return) [tackle: Shosuro ¤] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 10:32 | ||||
| 10:32 | 1st & 10 | OWN 14 | Jill McBain rush to the left (4 yd gain) [tackle: Spacco tutto] | Replay |
| 10:07 | 2nd & 6 | OWN 18 | Blondie SW pass to BUCK NEKKID up the right side, caught (7 yd gain) [diving tackle: Jaylin Jefferson] | Replay |
| 9:31 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Jill McBain rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Tall Stout Fellow] | Replay |
| 8:50 | 2nd & 8.5 | OWN 26 | Blondie SW pitch to BENNI SCHWERT HB[Monster Hit forced fumble: Deshawn Engle], fumbled , recovered by Kittle Corn (0 yd return) [tackle: Ethan Darby] | Replay |
| 8:23 | 3rd & 8.5 | OWN 26.5 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the left side [deflected by Frankie Chambers] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 8:18 | 4th & 8.5 | OWN 26.5 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 55 yd, fielded by Night Warrior (20.5 yd return) [diving tackle: Diego SW] | Replay |
| Metal Militia 8:10 | ||||
| 8:10 | 1st & 10 | OWN 39.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Kristian Cooley over the middle, caught (6.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Granny Sarah] | Replay |
| 7:31 | 2nd & 3.5 | OWN 46 | Eddie Carmona rush up the middle (1 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Chief Dan George] | Replay |
| 6:59 | 3rd & 2.5 | OWN 47 | Eddie Carmona rush up the middle (1.5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Cheyenne West] | Replay |
| 6:26 | 4th & 1 | OWN 48.5 | Stanley Paul rush up the middle (1 yd gain) (turnover on downs) [tackle: Friggin' Shark] | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 6:24 | ||||
| 6:24 | 1st & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Blondie SW pass to BENNI SCHWERT HB over the middle [deflected by MM CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:19 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Blondie SW pass to KPs Blocking you up the left side, caught, knocked loose by MM CB [deflected by MM CB] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 6:16 | 3rd & 10 | OPP 49.5 | Blondie SW sacked by Elmer Layden (5.5 yd loss) | Replay |
| 5:52 | 4th & 15.5 | OWN 45 | Punt by Arch Stanton, 46 yd, fielded by Night Warrior (15.5 yd return) [tackle: Diego SW] | Replay |
| Metal Militia 5:45 | ||||
| 5:45 | 1st & 10 | OWN 24.5 | Kakita ¤ pitch to Breaking Cankles to the left (1 yd loss) [diving tackle: Dashawn Jameson] | Replay |
| 5:08 | 2nd & 11 | OWN 23.5 | Kakita ¤ screen pass to Breaking Cankles to the left side, caught (2 yd loss) [tackle: Aldo Giuffrè] | Replay |
| 4:33 | 3rd & 13 | OWN 21.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Tom Reagan over the middle [deflected by Geralt of Rivia] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 4:29 | 4th & 13 | OWN 21.5 | Punt by Isawa ¤, 32 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto (fair catch) | Replay |
| Spaghetti West 4:22 | ||||
| 4:22 | 1st & 10 | OWN 46 | Jill McBain rush [missed tackle: Devante Callahan] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Johnson] | Replay |
| 3:33 | 2nd & 5 | OPP 49 | Blondie SW pass to BUCK NEKKID up the right side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Ethan Darby] | Replay |
| 2:44 | 1st & 10 | OPP 42.5 | Falco Grigio rush to the left (1.5 yd loss) [diving tackle: Thomas Delong] | Replay |
| 2:00 | 2nd & 11.5 | OPP 44 | Blondie SW pitch to Jill McBain [missed tackle: MM CB (Power Through)] [missed diving tackle: FRANK SMITH (Lower the Shoulder)] to the left (5 yd gain) [diving tackle: Big Cat Callahan] | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39 | Defensive Timeout Called: Metal Militia | Replay |
| 1:55 | 3rd & 6.5 | OPP 39 | Blondie SW pass to VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY WR up the right side, caught, knocked loose by Devante Callahan [deflected by Devante Callahan] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 1:50 | 4th & 6.5 | OPP 39 | 56 yd field goal attempted by Bill Carson, made [FG] | Replay |
| Metal Militia 1:46 | ||||
| 1:46 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 71 yd, fielded by Night Warrior [TD] (101.5 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 1:34 | Extra point attempted by Doji ¤, made [XP] | Replay | ||
| Spaghetti West 1:34 | ||||
| 1:34 | Kickoff by Doji ¤, 73 yd, fielded by Tuco Benedicto [missed diving tackle: SAM SELLECK] [TD] (104 yd return) | Replay | ||
| 1:22 | Two point conversion attempted by Jill McBain, converted [2PT] | Replay | ||
| Metal Militia 1:22 | ||||
| 1:22 | Kickoff by Bill Carson, 72 yd, fielded by Night Warrior[Monster Hit forced fumble: Jackson Blackblood], fumbled , recovered by Speedy II (0 yd return) [Monster Hit tackle: Schofield Kid] | Replay | ||
| 1:17 | 1st & 10 | OWN 25.5 | Kakita ¤ screen pass to Breaking Cankles to the left side, caught (3.5 yd gain) [tackle: GIANCARLO STANTON LB] | Replay |
| 1:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 29 | Offensive Timeout Called: Metal Militia | Replay |
| 1:12 | 2nd & 6.5 | OWN 29 | Kakita ¤ pass to Shosuro ¤ up the left side, caught (9.5 yd gain) [tackle: Urine Trouble] | Replay |
| 0:56 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Speedy II over the middle, caught (24 yd gain) [diving tackle: Ethan Darius] | Replay |
| 0:34 | 1st & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Who The Fook Is This Guy over the middle (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:30 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 37.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Kristian Cooley over the middle, caught (16 yd gain) [tackle: Hand Banana] | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Offensive Timeout Called: Metal Militia | Replay |
| 0:25 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Who The Fook Is This Guy over the middle [deflected by Granny Sarah] (incomplete) | Replay |
| 0:21 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 21.5 | Kakita ¤ pass to Speedy II up the right side, caught (10 yd gain) [tackle: Aldo Giuffrè] | Replay |
| 0:10 | 3rd & inches | OPP 12 | Kakita ¤ spikes ball | Replay |
| 0:08 | 4th & inches | OPP 12 | False start penalty committed by Hida ¤ | Replay |
| 0:08 | 4th & 5 | OPP 17 | Kakita ¤ pass to Rex Strange up the left side, caught (9 yd gain) [tackle: Julius McClure] | Replay |