Top Performers
Box Score
| Scoring Summary | ||||
| 2nd Quarter | ||||
| 15:00 | Capital | TD | David Petraeus pass to West of Somewhere in the Blue over the middle, caught [TD] (0.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Mork From,ork, made [XP] | Replay |
| 11:47 | Philadelphia | FG | 44.5 yd field goal attempted by Dashawn Gore, made [FG] | Replay |
| 7:57 | Capital | TD | Wild Goose pass to Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails up the right side, caught [TD] (40.5 yd gain); Extra point attempted by Mork From,ork, made [XP] | Replay |
| 0:01 | Philadelphia | FG | 28.5 yd field goal attempted by Dashawn Gore, made [FG] | Replay |
| Team Stats | ||
| Philadelphia | Capital | |
| TOTAL NET YARDS | 130.5 | 99 |
| TOTAL RUSHING YARDS | 21.5 | 32.5 |
| Rushes | 7 | 8 |
| Yards/Rush | 3.1 | 4.1 |
| TOTAL PASSING YARDS | 109 | 66.5 |
| Completions/Attempts | 7/15 | 5/8 |
| Yards/Pass | 7.3 | 8.3 |
| Times Sacked | 2 | 0 |
| Times Intercepted | 1 | 0 |
| PUNTS | 0 | 1 |
| Yards per Punt | 0 | 39 |
| PENALTIES | 0 | 0 |
| Penalty Yards | 0 | 0 |
| FUMBLES | 0 | 0 |
| Fumbles Lost | 0 | 0 |
| TIME OF POSSESSION | 8:35 | 6:25 |
| Passing |
| Philadelphia | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB KoB's Atomic Dog |
19 | 7 | 15 | 109 | 46.7 | 7.3 | 1 | 2 | -11.5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| QB Jawn Cunningham |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Comp | Att | Yds | Pct | Y/A | Hurry | Sack | SackYd | BadTh | Drop | Int | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB Wild Goose |
6 | 2 | 4 | 49 | 50 | 12.3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| QB David Petraeus |
12 | 3 | 4 | 17.5 | 75 | 4.4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Rushing |
| Philadelphia | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB KoB's John Henry Johnson |
5 | 3 | 16.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB KoB's Atomic Dog |
19 | 2 | -11.5 | -5.8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| QB Jawn Cunningham |
5 | 2 | 16.5 | 8.3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Philly Weaver |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Antonia Caenis |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB KoB's Mack Herron |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jawn FBPRTapeh |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Rush | Yds | Avg | TD | RushRZ | BrTk | TFL | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Dominque Dawson |
9 | 7 | 27 | 3.9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Zeke Andy Stroy |
2 | 1 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Willy Hold On |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Bleeds Hot Brass |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Cement Shoes Redux |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Receiving |
| Philadelphia | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | HB Antonia Caenis |
17 | 4 | 1 | 7.5 | 7.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WR Slammin' Sammy |
9 | 4 | 3 | 51 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE KoB's Bootsy Collins |
14 | 3 | 2 | 41 | 20.5 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Jawn FBPRTapeh |
12 | 1 | 1 | 9.5 | 9.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Ivan Guinn Rafiki |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KoB's Cliff Branch |
11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jawn TERodgers |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Luke Lindenmeyer Rafiki |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Jaylen Lloyd Rafiki |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Kade McBlade |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jawn TECalcaterra |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR KPs Catching Omaha |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Targ | Rec | Yds | Avg | YAC | TD | Drop | TargRZ | Targ3d | Fum | FumL | WR West of Somewhere in the Blue |
7 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 2.5 | 0.3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB Kenny Katchitt |
6 | 3 | 1 | 8.5 | 8.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Brick Wall Williams |
5 | 1 | 1 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Dusty Trails and Defensive Fails |
10 | 1 | 1 | 40.5 | 40.5 | 33 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Grackle TE combo |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Puffin' Pete Porter |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Barn Door Brown |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Johnny Noxious |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| WR Blind Willy McTell |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Kicking |
| Philadelphia | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Dashawn Gore |
2 | 2 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 1/1 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 80 | 80 |
| Capital | FGM | FGA | 0-19 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | XPM | XPA | KO | TB | Yds | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| K Mork From,ork |
0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 0/0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 132 | 66 |
| Punting |
| Philadelphia | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|
| Capital | Punts | Yds | Avg | TB | CofCrn | Inside5 | Inside10 | Inside20 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P Al Bundy |
1 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Kick/Punt Return |
| Philadelphia | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HB KoB's Mack Herron |
2 | 51.5 | 25.8 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 |
| Capital | KR | Yds | Avg | TD | PR | Yds | Avg | TD |
|---|
| Offensive Line |
| Philadelphia | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TE Luke Lindenmeyer Rafiki |
9 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Jon Baer |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| OT Be Leif |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Guard Goat |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Bobby Elvis |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Bjorn Again |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Harrison Hooker |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| TE Jawn TECalcaterra |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT OT Goat |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C King Cake |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Philly G3 |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Horrible Gelatinous Blob |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Capital | Plays | Pancakes | RevPnkd | HryAlw | SackAlw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| C Roughing the Nose Tackle |
9 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| TE DE Breaker |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Appetite for Destruction |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FB Lane Maker |
4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Blunt Force Trauma |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C Norman Schwarzkopf |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| OT Clear and Present Danger |
17 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| G Douglas MacArthur |
10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| OT Cold as Ice |
19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G Malicious Intent |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| OT George S. Patton |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| G 15 Yards but Worth It |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Defense |
| Philadelphia | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DE Jawn DEHenry |
18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| SS Jawn SS-lewis |
11 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Jimmy Johnson |
8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| HB Antonia Caenis |
17 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Hot Persuit |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Ronnie Lottahits |
9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Ralph Guldahl |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| FS Kenny Beast |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Cap'n Cronch |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| DE Kade Holbrook |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Mike "Icehawk" Benson |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DE Bronson Watts |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS BlackliST Sands |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Fred Flintstoned |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Jawn CB-Brown |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| DT Philly Simon |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Byron Murphy |
10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB KoB's Budda Baker |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Buster Mangler |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Adonis Atkins |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Jawn DTOjomo |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| LB Dexter Coakley |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| LB Dashan McCullough Rafiki |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Nick Breakerman |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Fred Warnsyu |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Craig Jenny |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| Capital | Ply | Tk | MsTk | Sack | Yds | Hry | TFL | FFum | FumR | Targ | RecAlw | KL | PD | Int | Yds | DefTD | Pnkd | RevPnk |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Grackle SS |
27 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Roquan Rampage |
17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| DT Jeffery Carmona |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| CB Frederick Fury |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Jalen Judge |
18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Jon ? He be Good |
14 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DE Maskelyne |
12 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Micah Mayhem |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| CB Grackle CB zone |
15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Ed Reed 20 |
15 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Wolfendale |
9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| DT Halley |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| SS Kobe “Duck” Savage |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Khalil Kaos |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| LB Dwayne Wilson |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| DT Jesse Hull |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Leonard Law |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FS Grackle FS |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Herschel |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DT Alec Dugan |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| DE Aaron Armstrong |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Special Teams |
| Philadelphia | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|
| Capital | Plays | Tk | MsTk | FFum | FRec | FumRTD | Pnkd | BrTk | Fum | FumL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Grackle SS |
5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| CB Henry Havoc |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |





