OFFENSE
Qb#1 Don Whippit, High Plains Drifters (this was an easy choice.)
Qb#2 Preston Brooks, Gold Coast Corsairs (with a couple more TD passes and a higher QB rating, he just beats out Lucky Bomb for the last spot.)
Alternate: Lucky Bomb, Mozambique Thundercats
HB#1 Robert Oldhouse, Eaton Beavers ( Lead the conference in rushing while also posting a solid 35 receptions. This was an easy choice.)
HB#2 Billy "The Goat" Gruff, African Killer Bees (over 2,100 rushing yards. Also averaged 5.7 yards per carry.)
Altenrate: Fast Food, Russian Tractor (an average of 6.5 yards per carry for the Elephant Conference champs.)
FB#1 Lead Blockerrrr, Russian Tractor
WR#1 Speedy McFastestson, High Plains Drifters ( His numbers this season are just too good. Over 1,400 receiving yards, impressive.)
WR#2 Jason Jennings, Congo Death (His 122 receptions give him the edge over Dingleberry Johnson in this one.)
WR#3 DIngleberry Johnson, Somalia Wildcats (One of only 4 wideouts to post double digit TD grabs.)
WR#4 Blue Angel 6, Chicago Wheel House ( Was a bright spot for a team that had a horrible season.)
TE#1 Bananna Bo, Los Angeles eXtreme ( Was awesome last season but even better this year. He's a stud at the TE spot.)
TE#2 Big Country Jason Witten, African Killer Bees ( The teams success rushing the ball gives him a slight edge here.)
Alternate: Bancroft Smalls, High Plains Drifters
C#1 Dmitriy Hononov, Russian Tractor (This was a no-brainer.)
C#2 Otis B. Driftwood, Eaton Beavers
Alternate: Pushemback Wayback, African Killer Bees
G#1 Vladimir Ivanov, Russian Tractor
G#2 Flocke Bruin, Morocco Camels (Another Pro Bowl type season for him.)
G#3 Muffin Mann, Eaton Beavers
OT#1 Tsai Roy, Morocco Camels ( Perhaps the best all around Tackle in the conference.)
OT#2 Keeble Monkey, Russian Tractor
OT#3 Gregory Tubbs, African Killer Bees
Alternate: Big Mofo, Morocco Camels
DEFENSE
DE#1 Andrew Fiorentino, Los Angeles eXtreme ( Another MVP type season for this beast.)
DE#2 Stop Rush, Russian Tractor ( 42 sacks.... Enough said.)
DE#3 Get'en Pastu, Eaton Beavers ( Vital To the Beavers success on Defense this season.)
DT#1 $ir StuffsAlot, Gold Coast Corsairs
DT#2 Moose "Roadblock" Cortez, San Dimas Saints ( An anchor on the Saints D-line.)
DT#3 Dog the Bounty Hunter, Somalia Wildcats
MLB#1 Kevin Hoffman, Los Angeles eXtreme (5 Forced Fumbles, 12 Tacles and a pair of sacks for a very successful team earns him a trip to the probowl.)
MLB#2 Knox You-out, Mozambique Thundercats
OLB#1 Psyd Swipe, High Plains Drifters ( Pretty beastly numbers...)
OLB#2 Julie Banderas, African Killer Bees
OLB#3 Donovan Kakeow, African Killer Bees
CB#1 Neon Ziyx, Lake M'Zumba Cannibals ( I wish this guy was on my team....)
CB#2 Kevin Barnes, African Killer Bees
CB#3 Alexander Cilek, Los Angeles eXtreme (He more than tripled his INT total from last season.)
CB#4 Femi Kuti, Mogadishu Malice
SS#1 Farrakhan Jones, Los Angeles eXtreme
SS#2 Eric "The Truth" Berry, African Killer Bees
FS#1 Brent Starr, Eaton Beavers( notched 2 defensive TD's)
FS#2 Yuri Stepanov, Russian Tractor
Qb#1 Don Whippit, High Plains Drifters (this was an easy choice.)
Qb#2 Preston Brooks, Gold Coast Corsairs (with a couple more TD passes and a higher QB rating, he just beats out Lucky Bomb for the last spot.)
Alternate: Lucky Bomb, Mozambique Thundercats
HB#1 Robert Oldhouse, Eaton Beavers ( Lead the conference in rushing while also posting a solid 35 receptions. This was an easy choice.)
HB#2 Billy "The Goat" Gruff, African Killer Bees (over 2,100 rushing yards. Also averaged 5.7 yards per carry.)
Altenrate: Fast Food, Russian Tractor (an average of 6.5 yards per carry for the Elephant Conference champs.)
FB#1 Lead Blockerrrr, Russian Tractor
WR#1 Speedy McFastestson, High Plains Drifters ( His numbers this season are just too good. Over 1,400 receiving yards, impressive.)
WR#2 Jason Jennings, Congo Death (His 122 receptions give him the edge over Dingleberry Johnson in this one.)
WR#3 DIngleberry Johnson, Somalia Wildcats (One of only 4 wideouts to post double digit TD grabs.)
WR#4 Blue Angel 6, Chicago Wheel House ( Was a bright spot for a team that had a horrible season.)
TE#1 Bananna Bo, Los Angeles eXtreme ( Was awesome last season but even better this year. He's a stud at the TE spot.)
TE#2 Big Country Jason Witten, African Killer Bees ( The teams success rushing the ball gives him a slight edge here.)
Alternate: Bancroft Smalls, High Plains Drifters
C#1 Dmitriy Hononov, Russian Tractor (This was a no-brainer.)
C#2 Otis B. Driftwood, Eaton Beavers
Alternate: Pushemback Wayback, African Killer Bees
G#1 Vladimir Ivanov, Russian Tractor
G#2 Flocke Bruin, Morocco Camels (Another Pro Bowl type season for him.)
G#3 Muffin Mann, Eaton Beavers
OT#1 Tsai Roy, Morocco Camels ( Perhaps the best all around Tackle in the conference.)
OT#2 Keeble Monkey, Russian Tractor
OT#3 Gregory Tubbs, African Killer Bees
Alternate: Big Mofo, Morocco Camels
DEFENSE
DE#1 Andrew Fiorentino, Los Angeles eXtreme ( Another MVP type season for this beast.)
DE#2 Stop Rush, Russian Tractor ( 42 sacks.... Enough said.)
DE#3 Get'en Pastu, Eaton Beavers ( Vital To the Beavers success on Defense this season.)
DT#1 $ir StuffsAlot, Gold Coast Corsairs
DT#2 Moose "Roadblock" Cortez, San Dimas Saints ( An anchor on the Saints D-line.)
DT#3 Dog the Bounty Hunter, Somalia Wildcats
MLB#1 Kevin Hoffman, Los Angeles eXtreme (5 Forced Fumbles, 12 Tacles and a pair of sacks for a very successful team earns him a trip to the probowl.)
MLB#2 Knox You-out, Mozambique Thundercats
OLB#1 Psyd Swipe, High Plains Drifters ( Pretty beastly numbers...)
OLB#2 Julie Banderas, African Killer Bees
OLB#3 Donovan Kakeow, African Killer Bees
CB#1 Neon Ziyx, Lake M'Zumba Cannibals ( I wish this guy was on my team....)
CB#2 Kevin Barnes, African Killer Bees
CB#3 Alexander Cilek, Los Angeles eXtreme (He more than tripled his INT total from last season.)
CB#4 Femi Kuti, Mogadishu Malice
SS#1 Farrakhan Jones, Los Angeles eXtreme
SS#2 Eric "The Truth" Berry, African Killer Bees
FS#1 Brent Starr, Eaton Beavers( notched 2 defensive TD's)
FS#2 Yuri Stepanov, Russian Tractor
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