Warrior General Games

These questions come up every season, but we might as well chat about it with teams we know.

What will YOU be adding to your stadium? The Disaster demand better places to play next season, not the dumps that they had to travel to this season!

We are gonna add and endzone lower level section.

Nice. The Roadhouse will be able to seat a few more of our fans when we travel over there!

yeah we'll save u guys a few cheap seats

1 Lazy Boy recliner to the owners box w/ lumbar support and adjustable vibrating back messages... Screw the masses! I want some comfort for myself
Oh... Complete w/ Playboy bunnies attached at the arms (Screw Heff, its time he shares)

I was hoping to add a 2nd lower end zone AND a corner section, but it looks like our finance guy embezzled about $700K and took off to Ibiza.

So just the endzone section this offseason.

Whatever I can get my hands on. I'll probably starting adding some corners and such...

We're going to put in an endzone and some goalposts. We thought that some benches for both teams would be good. A scoreboard my be too costly, but we will try to fit it into the budget. We'll be hiring girls from Vivid Porn Studios as our end of the game locker room entertainment. Everyone will get a turn. Oh, they will be our cheerleaders as well. The girls should blow our wad... I mean finish off the budget cap.

Spanish Inquisition

Well us mutants here in Chernobyl had a great year as the radiation levels fell to sustainable levels and we were able to keep some of fans alive long enough to fill their bellies with our poor excuse for Concessions (which were over priced and under filled - micro brew my A$$ try radioactive sludge with some anti-freeze to water it down) and you thought the Raiders had crazy fans... but they love us, so we are going to Pimp up the stadium with some high pressure showers to clean off the radiation after the game on your way out (BTW we had to take the showers our of the visitor locker room - oh well, what can you do... we did leave the some sponges and a bucket).... Then we were going to add lights but with all the morning games we added some fans (that only blow in the direction that we are throwing) to blow some of the radioactive clouds out of the way....

So after all that we decide that if you are playing in The Reactor you are going to play in the big times baby... teams will be overwhelmed when they have over 25,000 crazy, juiced up fans chanting "fork-them-up!!! fork-them-up!!!"

You will have to see it to believe it, it will blow you away that we promise....

Welcome to the "THE REACTOR" - theme song in the works

Chernobyl Disaster

we tried to find a big enough seat for Bigcowboyfan's mom, who is our #1 supporter, but we ran out of steel reinforcing the infrastructure.

Originally posted by Shardaddy
we tried to find a big enough seat for Bigcowboyfan's mom, who is our #1 supporter, but we ran out of steel reinforcing the infrastructure.

You should try that space age aluminum...it's what we had to use on your mom's bed since we all were taking turns...

Originally posted by BigCowboysFan
Originally posted by Shardaddy

we tried to find a big enough seat for Bigcowboyfan's mom, who is our #1 supporter, but we ran out of steel reinforcing the infrastructure.

You should try that space age aluminum...it's what we had to use on your mom's bed since we all were taking turns...

Wow, how did mom's get so entrenched in the trash talking around here?

Some of us never matured past the first grade including myself.

Originally posted by BigCowboysFan
Originally posted by Shardaddy

we tried to find a big enough seat for Bigcowboyfan's mom, who is our #1 supporter, but we ran out of steel reinforcing the infrastructure.

You should try that space age aluminum...it's what we had to use on your mom's bed since we all were taking turns...

like you all could fit in her trailer

Originally posted by badmonkey51
Some of us never matured past the first grade including myself.

Damn skippy!