Sorry I've been AWOL the last couple games, I just moved back to school and have been having a lot of trouble with my internet connection, it would have been too hard to try and do this from my phone 
Everything is sorted out now though, so I should be on top of this the rest of the season, and I'll probably do extra super coverage of the playoff games before and after they're played.
I plan to make up the All-American teams at the end of the regular season like I did last season as well.
After this season though you guys might be out of luck, since rumor has it I'm not going to be welcome back to the LUEshis next season. :-/
Anyways, what you all came here to read:
Week Thirteen West Conference Power Rankings
1. Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts
Steamrolled the Bombers, top of the food chain despite their one loss to the Bengals, they still beat down the Hangovers and Squirrels.
2. Hammond Bayou Bengals
Did what the Wildcats couldn't by beating the Pewnts, have since then edged out the LUEshis in a close game at the very end, and handed Austin a loss today.
3. Twin City Wildcats
Kept the Greyhounds, Squirrels and Bigga Bois out of the end zone the whole game but let the Lesbians pass all over you. Your defense looks damn intimidating and your offense equally so.
4. Tampa Bay Greyhounds
Took a loss to the Wildcats but had a cakewalk recently against the Bigga Bois, and Sidewidners, the Lesbians gave you a little bit of trouble last week though.
5. LUElinks LUEshis
Got stomped by the Raiders but edged out the Bolts, then we damn near beat the Bengals and this week shut down the Hangovers.
6. San Diego Bolts
Beat the Bombers, got edged by the LUEshis and laid a smack down on the Alcoholics and Crusaders.
7. Auckland Raiders
Stomped the LUEshis, beat the Alcoholics in overtime, shut out the Crusaders and won a shootout against the Cougars today.
8. Austin Alcoholics
Beat the Sidewidners, lost to the Raiders in OT, got abused by the Bolts and took a tough loss to the Bengals today.
9. Hattiesburg Hangovers
Edged the Squirrels, took a loss to the Pewnts, bashed the Bombers and got denied today against the LUEshis.
10. Farkistan Squirrels
Close loss to the Hangovers and Wildcats, heavy loss to the Pewnts and a win over the Bigga Bois. Even with Operation: Maybe Next Season I think you guys have a good shot at catching the last playoff spot this season, you play the Bombers and Lesbians, and even though the Grizzlies are a good team, you beat them in the Pre-Season.
11. Houston Cougars
Went on a streak beating the Bigga Bois, Lesbians and Sidewinders, damn near beat the Raiders in a shootout. Looking to be a real top threat next season.
12. Texas Bigga Bois
Lots of close losses this season, your last four to the Cougars, Greyhounds, Wildcats and Squirrels hurt you pretty hard, next weak against the Lesbians will be a must win for you.
13. Laredo Lesbians
Beat the Crusaders and put up a fight against the Cougars, Greyhounds and Wildcats, sadly you can't seem to turn close games into victories yet.
14. Kingston Sidewinders
Got smacked by the Alcoholics, edged the Crusaders but then lost to the Cougars and Greyhounds pretty soundly. Couldn't even get it in the end zone today :-(
15. Gotham Crusaders
Lost to the Lesbians and got edged out by the Sidewinders really killed your chances of staying in the league next season, the losses to the Raiders and Bolts while expected really only made it worse. Unless you can manage an upset against one of your next three games you're going to be giving BBB hell next season :-/
16. Mudville Bombers
Will likely only pick up your last game this season against the gutted Mascots, I'm sure you'll kill in BBB next season with your stacked team.
Week Thirteen East Conference Power Rankings
1. The Fighting Farvas
You've blown out the Brawlers, put the Steel in their place, killed the Kickers and today you kept the Taints out of the end zone. Looking very, very strong. Next week will be the really interesting game, where you face down the only team that could possibly challenge your dominance of the Eastern Conference.
2. The Niagra Rapids
Smacked the Mascots, beat the very strong Grizzlies, took down the Angerswords and beat out the Bengals today. It's nice to see my prediction of this team being a threat for the top spot came true
3. Pittsburgh Steel
Beat the Bengals but your loss to the Farvas has made you completely abandon any sort off pass game. It worked against the Brawlers and Virus, but eventually your one-dimensional team will start to have problems. Until then though, your ground game is killing everyone.
4. New York Grizzlies
Beat out the Taints, lost to the Rapids but bounced back with wins over the Cobras and Crabs.
5. Funkis Town Virus
Edged out the Wolves in a very close game, then blew out both the Brawlers and Saberkittens, took a heavy loss to the Steel today.
6. Chicago Wolves
Got edged by the Virus in a very close game, killed the Saberkittens, beat out the Kings in an old school Gunslinger showdown and smacked around the Mascots today.
7. Beaver City Crabs
Killed the Saberkittens, beat the Kings, stomped the Devils and took a loss to the Grizzlies today.
8. Tupelo Kings
Shut down the Cobras, got smacked by the Crabs, lost a close game to the Wolves, and killed the Saberkittens today.
9. Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Got stomped by the Steel ground game, killed the Kickers, shut down the Taints but lost to the Rapids today.
10. Murfreesboro Taints
Losses to the Grizzlies, Bengals and Farvas has really killed your standing in the conference, and a win over the Angerswords didn't help much. With a win over the brawlers and Cougars you could still be looking at a playoff spot, but an upset over the Steel is what you would really need to cement it.
11. Twin City Cobras
Lost to the Kings, stuffed the Mascots, lost to the Grizzlies and managed to edge out the Angerswords today. Looking to be a contender next season.
12. KingsTalk Angerswords
Abused the Kickers, lost to the Taints and Rapids, add in a close loss to the Cobras. I think next season you'll honestly be a strong team in the Eastern Conference.
13. San Diego Sabercats
Four tough blowouts by the Crabs, Wolves, Virus and Kings, at least next week you get a shot at victory over the new Mascots team.
14. Jersey Mascots
Heavy losses to the Rapids, Cobras, Crabs and Wolves.
15. Clemson Game Kickers
Took beatings from the Angerswords, Bengals and Farvas but managed to beat out the Brawlers.
16. Thundertown Brawlers
Put up 14 points against the Farvas and 6 against the Virus. Hopefully in BBB you can get some players to join up and become a legitimate threat there.
Everything is sorted out now though, so I should be on top of this the rest of the season, and I'll probably do extra super coverage of the playoff games before and after they're played.
I plan to make up the All-American teams at the end of the regular season like I did last season as well.
After this season though you guys might be out of luck, since rumor has it I'm not going to be welcome back to the LUEshis next season. :-/
Anyways, what you all came here to read:
Week Thirteen West Conference Power Rankings
1. Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts
Steamrolled the Bombers, top of the food chain despite their one loss to the Bengals, they still beat down the Hangovers and Squirrels.
2. Hammond Bayou Bengals
Did what the Wildcats couldn't by beating the Pewnts, have since then edged out the LUEshis in a close game at the very end, and handed Austin a loss today.
3. Twin City Wildcats
Kept the Greyhounds, Squirrels and Bigga Bois out of the end zone the whole game but let the Lesbians pass all over you. Your defense looks damn intimidating and your offense equally so.
4. Tampa Bay Greyhounds
Took a loss to the Wildcats but had a cakewalk recently against the Bigga Bois, and Sidewidners, the Lesbians gave you a little bit of trouble last week though.
5. LUElinks LUEshis
Got stomped by the Raiders but edged out the Bolts, then we damn near beat the Bengals and this week shut down the Hangovers.
6. San Diego Bolts
Beat the Bombers, got edged by the LUEshis and laid a smack down on the Alcoholics and Crusaders.
7. Auckland Raiders
Stomped the LUEshis, beat the Alcoholics in overtime, shut out the Crusaders and won a shootout against the Cougars today.
8. Austin Alcoholics
Beat the Sidewidners, lost to the Raiders in OT, got abused by the Bolts and took a tough loss to the Bengals today.
9. Hattiesburg Hangovers
Edged the Squirrels, took a loss to the Pewnts, bashed the Bombers and got denied today against the LUEshis.
10. Farkistan Squirrels
Close loss to the Hangovers and Wildcats, heavy loss to the Pewnts and a win over the Bigga Bois. Even with Operation: Maybe Next Season I think you guys have a good shot at catching the last playoff spot this season, you play the Bombers and Lesbians, and even though the Grizzlies are a good team, you beat them in the Pre-Season.
11. Houston Cougars
Went on a streak beating the Bigga Bois, Lesbians and Sidewinders, damn near beat the Raiders in a shootout. Looking to be a real top threat next season.
12. Texas Bigga Bois
Lots of close losses this season, your last four to the Cougars, Greyhounds, Wildcats and Squirrels hurt you pretty hard, next weak against the Lesbians will be a must win for you.
13. Laredo Lesbians
Beat the Crusaders and put up a fight against the Cougars, Greyhounds and Wildcats, sadly you can't seem to turn close games into victories yet.
14. Kingston Sidewinders
Got smacked by the Alcoholics, edged the Crusaders but then lost to the Cougars and Greyhounds pretty soundly. Couldn't even get it in the end zone today :-(
15. Gotham Crusaders
Lost to the Lesbians and got edged out by the Sidewinders really killed your chances of staying in the league next season, the losses to the Raiders and Bolts while expected really only made it worse. Unless you can manage an upset against one of your next three games you're going to be giving BBB hell next season :-/
16. Mudville Bombers
Will likely only pick up your last game this season against the gutted Mascots, I'm sure you'll kill in BBB next season with your stacked team.
Week Thirteen East Conference Power Rankings
1. The Fighting Farvas
You've blown out the Brawlers, put the Steel in their place, killed the Kickers and today you kept the Taints out of the end zone. Looking very, very strong. Next week will be the really interesting game, where you face down the only team that could possibly challenge your dominance of the Eastern Conference.
2. The Niagra Rapids
Smacked the Mascots, beat the very strong Grizzlies, took down the Angerswords and beat out the Bengals today. It's nice to see my prediction of this team being a threat for the top spot came true
3. Pittsburgh Steel
Beat the Bengals but your loss to the Farvas has made you completely abandon any sort off pass game. It worked against the Brawlers and Virus, but eventually your one-dimensional team will start to have problems. Until then though, your ground game is killing everyone.
4. New York Grizzlies
Beat out the Taints, lost to the Rapids but bounced back with wins over the Cobras and Crabs.
5. Funkis Town Virus
Edged out the Wolves in a very close game, then blew out both the Brawlers and Saberkittens, took a heavy loss to the Steel today.
6. Chicago Wolves
Got edged by the Virus in a very close game, killed the Saberkittens, beat out the Kings in an old school Gunslinger showdown and smacked around the Mascots today.
7. Beaver City Crabs
Killed the Saberkittens, beat the Kings, stomped the Devils and took a loss to the Grizzlies today.
8. Tupelo Kings
Shut down the Cobras, got smacked by the Crabs, lost a close game to the Wolves, and killed the Saberkittens today.
9. Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Got stomped by the Steel ground game, killed the Kickers, shut down the Taints but lost to the Rapids today.
10. Murfreesboro Taints
Losses to the Grizzlies, Bengals and Farvas has really killed your standing in the conference, and a win over the Angerswords didn't help much. With a win over the brawlers and Cougars you could still be looking at a playoff spot, but an upset over the Steel is what you would really need to cement it.
11. Twin City Cobras
Lost to the Kings, stuffed the Mascots, lost to the Grizzlies and managed to edge out the Angerswords today. Looking to be a contender next season.
12. KingsTalk Angerswords
Abused the Kickers, lost to the Taints and Rapids, add in a close loss to the Cobras. I think next season you'll honestly be a strong team in the Eastern Conference.
13. San Diego Sabercats
Four tough blowouts by the Crabs, Wolves, Virus and Kings, at least next week you get a shot at victory over the new Mascots team.
14. Jersey Mascots
Heavy losses to the Rapids, Cobras, Crabs and Wolves.
15. Clemson Game Kickers
Took beatings from the Angerswords, Bengals and Farvas but managed to beat out the Brawlers.
16. Thundertown Brawlers
Put up 14 points against the Farvas and 6 against the Virus. Hopefully in BBB you can get some players to join up and become a legitimate threat there.
Last edited Aug 27, 2008 19:06:30
its a slimmer margin than most of the teams
