Eastern Conference
1. Steel
Despite dropping a deuce a few weeks ago, they remain the top team in the East with a decisive win over the scrappy Grizz.
2. Rapids
Your schedule has been a bit weak but you did manage to beat the Crabs and only loss is to the Steel. You also took one of the East's better dumpster teams and racked up stats on them this week. Nice work.
3. Farvas
Yea sure homer pick. 1 loss though and ownage of Geaux Girl's (rhymes with titties).
4. Grizzlies
So far so good. I should put them ahead of the Farvas for kicking 100 yard field goals but they haven't played the Crabs yet so I will wait.
5. Crabs
Since edging out the Steel you guys have gone on a bit of a skid but I still think this is one of the best built teams in the league per level.
6. Taints
You guys still suck but you beat the Kings which says a little something
7. Kings
If you don't think beating the Farvas was a fluke good for you but we'll find out if you face us in the playoffs. If not, how about a scrimmage after the season
? Would have been higher than the Crabs if you didn't lose to the freakin Taints for crying out loud.
8. Wolves
This team is better than their record but they quietly manage to find ways to lose. Step it back up fellas and stop losing to Baton Rouge.
9. Virus
You guys are better this year but you still haven't beaten anyone with any stones and that includes geauxwhore
10. Angerswords
This is another well-built team per level but just not high enough to compete in this league. I put them above BRBB because there isn't a loudmouth dumpster rat running their team.
11. Bayou Kittens
Sorry players but your owner is a lame internet whore. Her time would be better spent collecting some of Louisiana's finest jewelry on Bourbon street and writing a spelling and pronunciation book on that backwater drivel you coonasses call a dialect.
12. Everyone else with 2 wins except the Devils
13. Devils
You named a football team after a Hockey team which is pretty stupid to begin with. Then, last year you come on here crying about losing and selling your team and all this wah wah bullshit. Now, you are complaining about being unranked when you have a whopping 2 wins against the only 2 0-8 teams in the conference. Congratulations your rank is just better than the worst.
14. Brawlers and Gamecock Kickers
You guys are battling it out to see who moves down. Good luck to both of you!
-999. Lueshis
I know you aren't in our conference but I had to return the favor. First of all, what the hell does that even mean. Second of all, your owner is the worst power ranker in the history of GLB. When Dragoon resumes his duties you guys might move up to -998 but don't count your chickens as long as moron is in charge.
1. Steel
Despite dropping a deuce a few weeks ago, they remain the top team in the East with a decisive win over the scrappy Grizz.
2. Rapids
Your schedule has been a bit weak but you did manage to beat the Crabs and only loss is to the Steel. You also took one of the East's better dumpster teams and racked up stats on them this week. Nice work.
3. Farvas
Yea sure homer pick. 1 loss though and ownage of Geaux Girl's (rhymes with titties).
4. Grizzlies
So far so good. I should put them ahead of the Farvas for kicking 100 yard field goals but they haven't played the Crabs yet so I will wait.
5. Crabs
Since edging out the Steel you guys have gone on a bit of a skid but I still think this is one of the best built teams in the league per level.
6. Taints
You guys still suck but you beat the Kings which says a little something
7. Kings
If you don't think beating the Farvas was a fluke good for you but we'll find out if you face us in the playoffs. If not, how about a scrimmage after the season
? Would have been higher than the Crabs if you didn't lose to the freakin Taints for crying out loud.8. Wolves
This team is better than their record but they quietly manage to find ways to lose. Step it back up fellas and stop losing to Baton Rouge.
9. Virus
You guys are better this year but you still haven't beaten anyone with any stones and that includes geauxwhore
10. Angerswords
This is another well-built team per level but just not high enough to compete in this league. I put them above BRBB because there isn't a loudmouth dumpster rat running their team.
11. Bayou Kittens
Sorry players but your owner is a lame internet whore. Her time would be better spent collecting some of Louisiana's finest jewelry on Bourbon street and writing a spelling and pronunciation book on that backwater drivel you coonasses call a dialect.
12. Everyone else with 2 wins except the Devils
13. Devils
You named a football team after a Hockey team which is pretty stupid to begin with. Then, last year you come on here crying about losing and selling your team and all this wah wah bullshit. Now, you are complaining about being unranked when you have a whopping 2 wins against the only 2 0-8 teams in the conference. Congratulations your rank is just better than the worst.
14. Brawlers and Gamecock Kickers
You guys are battling it out to see who moves down. Good luck to both of you!
-999. Lueshis
I know you aren't in our conference but I had to return the favor. First of all, what the hell does that even mean. Second of all, your owner is the worst power ranker in the history of GLB. When Dragoon resumes his duties you guys might move up to -998 but don't count your chickens as long as moron is in charge.
