USA A#4 Western Conference Rankings
1. Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts
Wow, looks like the P's D remembered how to play for todays game, demolishing the Raiders. Still uncontested for the top spot.
2. Twin Cities Wildcats
Easy game for em today. Not much left to say here.
3. Hammond Bayou Bengals
Not much else to say here either. Unless the Bengals magically play the wildcats again this season, these sports aren't really changing. Unless of course, they can beat the Pewnts But don't because that would make ranking for the west as hard as the east, though I wouldn't be doing it. Nevermind, win all you want, mess with DN's head >_>
4. San Diego Bolts
I haven't heard anything from Hangovers about their last game, but I'm not sure if there was a huge tactics fuck up or what. If not, the Bolts should have easily ripped them up even worse, but still, they won by a large margin and keep their spot.
5. Tampa Bay Greyhounds
It irks me that we don't have much of a chance to redeem ourselves against them. Maybe the Bolts will be the deciding factor. But for today, rather easy win over the Cougars.
6. LUElinks LUEshies
Scary close game with the Lesbians today, and I gotta admit I'm *really* not comfortable with it. But if my coach says there was no gameplanning, I'll go with him on it. Still, props to Laredo, bitchy or not.
7. Austin alcoholics
Changing some things around here. Austin has beaten fark who Auckland lost to, and there's not much else to go on. Nice win today against Texas.
8. Farkistan Squirrels
I'm inclined to move them up to to their win against Auckland. Otherwise not much else to say here. It'll be a really interesting fight for the last spots of the playoffs. Side note, it's nice to not be part of this fight for once <_<
9. Auckland Raiders
Complete 180 degree turn from yesterdays game, from giving out the beating to taking one rather badly. I feel bad that they're the first good team to really get pounded by the Pewnts. Oh well. I haven't faulted you for it though, but you did lose to fark.
10. Hattiesburg Hangovers
Didn't expect them to win against the Bolts, but Hangovers playoff hopes are fading fast with only a few expectable wins left. Let's see if they can pull some upsets.
11. Houtston Cougars
Pretty much the same stuff down here. I'm interested to see how Cougars will be doing next season.
12. Laredo Lesbians
Close game against us today. If you have pulled it out, it probably would have bumped your ranking considerably. Oh well.
13-15 Tie: Gotham Crusaders, Texas Bigga Bois, Kingston Sidewinders
Sole wins against the Bombers, the rest losses, I'm too lazy to do anything meaningful here <_<
16. Mudville Bombers
So yeah.
USA A#4 Eastern Conference Predictions
1. Pittsburgh Steel
Pretty much stomped the Grizzlies today, it's nice to have an interesting top teams game. I expected it to be much closer than it was, but still a nice game either way. Good job, your first place spot is probably permanent now.
2. New York Grizzlies
They beat the Tupelo kings, who beat the Farvas. Very solid team and even though I can't fault them for a loss against the steel yet (with farvas not having played them yet) I expected it to be closer.
3. Niagra rapids
Beat taints who beat kings, beat kings as well, and as you know, the Kings have a nice win against the Farvas. This clusterfuck pushes the Rapids up nicely.
4. Murfreesboro Taints
Nice win against the Kings today, it's done wonders for their position. I didn't expect them to pull it out.
5. Tupelo Kings
Really dropped the ball today against the Taints, and the East clusterfucking continues. However, having beat the Farvas, I'm gonna go ahead and give them the #4 nod.
6. Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
I wouldn't have really thought I'd see the Bengals here, but the taints messed things up a bit. They beat the wolves who beat the taints before who of course, beat the kings. I'd say that deserves a pretty good ranking. Tough loss today though.
7. Chicago Wolves
Just behind BRBB in standings and ranking. They had a really dominant win today against the Cobras. With their previous win against the taints I give them this spot because I'm not sure they'd win were it resimmed today.
8. Funkis Town Virus
It was tough to rank them below wolves and BRBB, being that they beat BRBB, but that's how things work with these weird w-l records. Also won against the taints, so I am going to give them a strong playoff ranking spot.
9. Beaver City Crabs
Their win against the Virus keeps them in good positioning, though I'm not completely sold on them. their steel win as well makes this a hard ranking to give though. But they did lose to the taints. I hate this conference.
10. The Fighting Farvas
It kills me to drop them like this but the Taints really killed the rankings today. They've completely messed things up and I'm glad I won't be dealing with it next game. My apologies to the Farvas, but...I don't know, maybe you should have beaten the kings. Oh well, I'm sure you'll prove yourselves soon.
11. KingsTalk Angerswords
Nice win against the brawlers today, obviously better than the other lower tier teams. I expect better things for them sooner or later.
12-14. Tie
San Diego Sabercats vs Twin City Cobras vs Mascots
With all their wins coming from the two worst teams in the conference, and all other games being losses, can't really give the edge to either one. We'll see how this is affected once they face each other on the field.
15. Clemson Game Kickers
I wish they'd hurry up and play the Brawlers, but oh well.
16. Thundertown Brawlers
Mehx2
1. Pewntenheimer "Mighty" Pewnts
Wow, looks like the P's D remembered how to play for todays game, demolishing the Raiders. Still uncontested for the top spot.
2. Twin Cities Wildcats
Easy game for em today. Not much left to say here.
3. Hammond Bayou Bengals
Not much else to say here either. Unless the Bengals magically play the wildcats again this season, these sports aren't really changing. Unless of course, they can beat the Pewnts But don't because that would make ranking for the west as hard as the east, though I wouldn't be doing it. Nevermind, win all you want, mess with DN's head >_>
4. San Diego Bolts
I haven't heard anything from Hangovers about their last game, but I'm not sure if there was a huge tactics fuck up or what. If not, the Bolts should have easily ripped them up even worse, but still, they won by a large margin and keep their spot.
5. Tampa Bay Greyhounds
It irks me that we don't have much of a chance to redeem ourselves against them. Maybe the Bolts will be the deciding factor. But for today, rather easy win over the Cougars.
6. LUElinks LUEshies
Scary close game with the Lesbians today, and I gotta admit I'm *really* not comfortable with it. But if my coach says there was no gameplanning, I'll go with him on it. Still, props to Laredo, bitchy or not.
7. Austin alcoholics
Changing some things around here. Austin has beaten fark who Auckland lost to, and there's not much else to go on. Nice win today against Texas.
8. Farkistan Squirrels
I'm inclined to move them up to to their win against Auckland. Otherwise not much else to say here. It'll be a really interesting fight for the last spots of the playoffs. Side note, it's nice to not be part of this fight for once <_<
9. Auckland Raiders
Complete 180 degree turn from yesterdays game, from giving out the beating to taking one rather badly. I feel bad that they're the first good team to really get pounded by the Pewnts. Oh well. I haven't faulted you for it though, but you did lose to fark.
10. Hattiesburg Hangovers
Didn't expect them to win against the Bolts, but Hangovers playoff hopes are fading fast with only a few expectable wins left. Let's see if they can pull some upsets.
11. Houtston Cougars
Pretty much the same stuff down here. I'm interested to see how Cougars will be doing next season.
12. Laredo Lesbians
Close game against us today. If you have pulled it out, it probably would have bumped your ranking considerably. Oh well.
13-15 Tie: Gotham Crusaders, Texas Bigga Bois, Kingston Sidewinders
Sole wins against the Bombers, the rest losses, I'm too lazy to do anything meaningful here <_<
16. Mudville Bombers
So yeah.
USA A#4 Eastern Conference Predictions
1. Pittsburgh Steel
Pretty much stomped the Grizzlies today, it's nice to have an interesting top teams game. I expected it to be much closer than it was, but still a nice game either way. Good job, your first place spot is probably permanent now.
2. New York Grizzlies
They beat the Tupelo kings, who beat the Farvas. Very solid team and even though I can't fault them for a loss against the steel yet (with farvas not having played them yet) I expected it to be closer.
3. Niagra rapids
Beat taints who beat kings, beat kings as well, and as you know, the Kings have a nice win against the Farvas. This clusterfuck pushes the Rapids up nicely.
4. Murfreesboro Taints
Nice win against the Kings today, it's done wonders for their position. I didn't expect them to pull it out.
5. Tupelo Kings
Really dropped the ball today against the Taints, and the East clusterfucking continues. However, having beat the Farvas, I'm gonna go ahead and give them the #4 nod.
6. Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
I wouldn't have really thought I'd see the Bengals here, but the taints messed things up a bit. They beat the wolves who beat the taints before who of course, beat the kings. I'd say that deserves a pretty good ranking. Tough loss today though.
7. Chicago Wolves
Just behind BRBB in standings and ranking. They had a really dominant win today against the Cobras. With their previous win against the taints I give them this spot because I'm not sure they'd win were it resimmed today.
8. Funkis Town Virus
It was tough to rank them below wolves and BRBB, being that they beat BRBB, but that's how things work with these weird w-l records. Also won against the taints, so I am going to give them a strong playoff ranking spot.
9. Beaver City Crabs
Their win against the Virus keeps them in good positioning, though I'm not completely sold on them. their steel win as well makes this a hard ranking to give though. But they did lose to the taints. I hate this conference.
10. The Fighting Farvas
It kills me to drop them like this but the Taints really killed the rankings today. They've completely messed things up and I'm glad I won't be dealing with it next game. My apologies to the Farvas, but...I don't know, maybe you should have beaten the kings. Oh well, I'm sure you'll prove yourselves soon.
11. KingsTalk Angerswords
Nice win against the brawlers today, obviously better than the other lower tier teams. I expect better things for them sooner or later.
12-14. Tie
San Diego Sabercats vs Twin City Cobras vs Mascots
With all their wins coming from the two worst teams in the conference, and all other games being losses, can't really give the edge to either one. We'll see how this is affected once they face each other on the field.
15. Clemson Game Kickers
I wish they'd hurry up and play the Brawlers, but oh well.
16. Thundertown Brawlers
Mehx2
Last edited Aug 17, 2008 23:05:49