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Scyllz
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Serahei Martynov, appointed from the above Federal Institution by the Minister, Yevgeny Vorsin, will now speak on behalf of the B.D.M. in conjunction with the Eastern European A GLB league.

He is a national hero, earning bronze in the 2000 Olyimpics for men's 50-meter rifle prone (September 21).

Unfortunately, he is unable to speak English due to a combination of alcoholism and head trauma. His dictations will be translated by the Deputy Minister Nikolai Ananyev, who also unfortunately does not speak English due to complications derived from an ill fated game of "Yahtzee" but has become adept with Babelfish and a version of the popular Microsoft Text to Speech program.

We hope that his knowledge and experiance will help us extend the hand of international friendship with the unique flavor and pride of the Belarusian gaming spirit and not make us look like jackasses.
 
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From the desk of Serahei Martynov:
PR Representative for the Belorussian Ministry of Sports and Tourism.

"Hello and thanks.
I Serahei Martynov, and I want to seize the moment to say that I am proud of Eastern Europe League A, Division 3, for many groups is a strong, well-built men in dense drawers. With the exception of his mouth fat biscuits and strong guy. I would have died, but he keeps waddling at a distance of 50 meters, pulled out my goal.
Although I have no idea how to play this game called football, I want everyone know in my heart of blood and Belarusian, I will do a better job than I do.
I'm not very many things. It seems that everything that I know how to do this is to establish on the ground, preferably on a clear fall day, and fires on objects that are not close, nor more than 50 meters. Just so you know, I could have won the gold in the Olympic Games of 2000, if desired. But I do not, for gold is useless metal, can not be forged in sickles, hammers or shiv.
But I say again, I will be firm and truthful, as a representative of Public Relations only until the authorities tell me to do so."
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backfliptim
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Originally posted by Scyllz
Serahei Martynov, appointed from the above Federal Institution by the Minister, Yevgeny Vorsin, will now speak on behalf of the B.D.M. in conjunction with the Eastern European A GLB league.

He is a national hero, earning bronze in the 2000 Olyimpics for men's 50-meter rifle prone (September 21).

Unfortunately, he is unable to speak English due to a combination of alcoholism and head trauma. His dictations will be translated by the Deputy Minister Nikolai Ananyev, who also unfortunately does not speak English due to complications derived from an ill fated game of "Yahtzee" but has become adept with Babelfish and a version of the popular Microsoft Text to Speech program.

We hope that his knowledge and experiance will help us extend the hand of international friendship with the unique flavor and pride of the Belarusian gaming spirit and not make us look like jackasses.


Kind of funny, all of the Czech's medals are in shooting.
 
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who cares.....
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backfliptim
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Originally posted by morid
who cares.....


Well, in a previous thread, we were talking about olympic medals (see previous thread) and which of our countries that are teams are in had the most medals. I was saying that shooting is really all the Czech's are good at, as it related to the story (which I was nice enough to read). So, in conclusion, I don't care if no one cares, I'll post it anyway, just as I'm sure you'll shoot down this message like you did the last one. End Post.
 
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Originally posted by backfliptim
Originally posted by morid

who cares.....


Well, in a previous thread, we were talking about olympic medals (see previous thread) and which of our countries that are teams are in had the most medals. I was saying that shooting is really all the Czech's are good at, as it related to the story (which I was nice enough to read). So, in conclusion, I don't care if no one cares, I'll post it anyway, just as I'm sure you'll shoot down this message like you did the last one. End Post.


and he cared enough to post a message
 
Flapjack
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I don't believe he was talking to you, I think he was removing his original post.
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morid
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people are.... so sensitive!
 
backfliptim
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Originally posted by morid
people are.... so sensitive!


Sorry! I am so ashamed! Would you like a hug? They're free.
 
morid
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Originally posted by backfliptim
Originally posted by morid

people are.... so sensitive!


Sorry! I am so ashamed! Would you like a hug? They're free.


Who Cares!
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backfliptim
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Originally posted by morid
Originally posted by backfliptim

Originally posted by morid


people are.... so sensitive!


Sorry! I am so ashamed! Would you like a hug? They're free.


Who Cares!


Sniff.......
 
bigfatguy64
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the board has been missing me lately and needed a new obnoxious figurehead to keep things lively..... meet the new BFG
 
backfliptim
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Originally posted by bigfatguy64
the board has been missing me lately and needed a new obnoxious figurehead to keep things lively..... meet the new BFG


Isn't one BFG enough?
 
slappdogg
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Originally posted by bigfatguy64
the board has been missing me lately and needed a new obnoxious figurehead to keep things lively..... meet the new BFG


can you ever have enough of Andre
 
morid
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Where hath Serahei Martynov gone?
 
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