Before anyone start moaning that I haven’t gone into detail very much for thei game it either means you’re going to win so easily that everyone knows it, and by a lot, or you’re rubbish and are going to get absolutely hammered, so here we are week 7’s predictions as nobody else volunteered to do them, you lazy bunch! 
ALPHA CONFERENCE
London Minotaurs @ Team Liquid
A tough one for the Minotaurs, Team Liquid are excellent game planners and use their WR Fish Ball regularly, although the fact his leading the league Dropped catches table does not bode well for him, although he is also 3rd on Receiving yards so he’s not been doing everything wrong!!
Everyone knows how strong the Minotaurs are and TeamLiquid will certainly have their work cut out stopping the Minotaurs rampaging rush offence who are #4 in the league but the Liquid rushing D are 6th best in the league so London wont have it all their own way, especially with Team Liquids passing attack. Their QB Drew Stanton is #1 in passing yards & #2 in TD’s in the league and that is no mean feat, even so…Minotaurs by 10
Paris Glutons @ Frankfurt Sentinals
The Glutons are going to really struggle against this Frankfurt team, who have lost only to the Minotaurs this season. The Glutons are going to have to find a way to stop Frankfurt DE Reginald Howard Black from getting to their QB a task very few teams have been up to this season, he has recorded 16 sacks & 7 Hurries so far this season.
The Glutons appear to favour the passing game, they’re 9th in the league with receptions evenly split between 3 WR’s & TE Neville Livingston each having 20+ receptions this season so far. My guess is Frankfurt by 12
Berlin Storm @ Paris Dream Bolts
Paris have the most feared DE in Western Europe AA#2 in Usi Omenyroia, who already has the same number of sacks as he recorded in the whole of last season (15), he led the league last season, in both sacks & hurries and is currently only 2nd although I fear for the Storm QB as Usi looks to regain top spot from the Sentinals Howard Black.
The Storm however have the 3rd best passing D in the league behind the Vikings & Demons so are no pushover, although they’ll have to be in top form to contain the Dream Bolts, Paris by 14.
Eindhoven Eagles @ Portsmouth Computers
No contest, Eagles by a stupid margin…63?
London Avengers @ Christiana Tigers
The excellent Avengers pass D against the Tigers excellent rush D, who will come out on top? I don’t know…………a tie……………………………………..just kidding!!
The Tigers QB has been having a good season, with 8 TD’s & 1356yrds out of his 6 games, but he may have some trouble finding open receivers against this impressive D, although it looks as though the Avengers a little light in the secondary so I don’t think he’ll struggle, Tigers by 13.
Little Italy Goodfellas @ Aberdeen Angry Scotsmen
These crazy Celts are better than their record suggests, defeats to 4 of the top seven make mean they could easily be 3-3 or better. They have a very productive Rusher in Earl Texan and the Goodfellas do allow 137.5 yrds per game on the ground and they have already played the Computers, Wild Boars & Frankfurt..ok their other games were against 3 of the top 5 but even so..
The goodfellas, however, do have one of the best QB’s in the league in the Italian Brett Favre who has thrown for over 1500yrds & 7 TD’s this season, couple this with the Scotsmans 5th worst passing D and there could be a formula for an Italian victory, this is going to be close…I’ll go Celts by 3…that’s the Scotsmen to those people who don’t know what a Celt is!!
Omaha Beach Blackshirts @ Buckingham Wild Boars
I can’t believe I’ve only just noticed that the Blackshirts are made up of almost exclusively of characters created by Matt Groening…in fact I’ve had to check that Mr Groening wasn’t one of the management team, I want the Boars to win now, just to watch those little yellow people getting smashed to pieces, don’t get me wrong I love the Simpsons but it would be funny to watch them lose to some huge Pigs (that’s what a boar is for those who didn’t know what a Celt was!).
It appears as though the Blackshirts aren’t going to look to their rushing game to beat the Wild Boars they have only managed 260yrds combined in their 6 games, that’s 730 LESS than the leading rusher...and I mean individual not team!
Wild Boars by 14
Brussels Massacre @ Eintracht Frankfurt
Hmmm…Frankfurt by 54…kidding, Burssels will massacre them…see what I did there?
Anyway, I can’t be arsed to analyse it it’ll be that easy. Sorry to all the Eintracht Frankfurt guys but you must know you’ll get beat? Brussels by more than 20
ZETA CONFERENCE
Lyon Hippos @ London Bridges
The River Horses will win (that’s what Hippopotamus means for those that didn’t know what a Celt or Boar was) we all know the Hippos will win, but by how much……..?........50!
Hamburg Lightning @ Lyon Demons
Lyons HB Rodney King has 876yrds & 16 TD’s under his belt so far this season, that 1 more TD than Hamburg have managed on the ground all season…and only 67.5yrds less than than the Lightning have managed. Hamburg maybe quite pleased by this however as they have the worst passing Defence in the league, allowing 292yrds per game. I don’t think this will matter, Lyon by 24.
Hamburg Firestorm @ Achei Crotone
The Firestorm will enjoy this game, who wouldn’t enjoy winning by 45.
Permian Panthers @ NFLUK Dover Vikings
This is a toughy, the once unbeatable Panthers seem to be in freefall, they have CPU players on the roster, only 2 DT’s, 3 DE’s, 3 OT’s and a partridge in a pear tree sorry…their starting line up is…decent but there just isn’t any depth and what players they have got appear to be on a mass vacation as they’re all inactive.
The Vikings on the other hand, who have a brilliant owner, are going well, aside from the defeat by Hmaburg, QB Nick Morton is having a great season, topping the TD’s thrown table and lying 2nd in the Yards passed table, combine this with HB Hoof Hearted who is 5th in yrds & 6th in TD’s and you can see why they’ve started so well.
I’ve got to go Vikings and I’ve got to say they’ll win easily, Vikings by 30
Venice Romantics @ Arlanda Cheetahs
I wasn’t expecting to write much about this one but took a look at the teams and Arlanda are pretty good, although I think they’ll struggle to contain Romantic DE (I wonder what makes him more romantic than other DE…Perhaps he keeps his hands to himself) Jordan Handrich who has amassed 13 Sacks so far this season. This could be a big factor in Venics having the best rushing D in the league, allowing only 252yrds so far this season. Stats like this remind me why I was just going to say Romantics by 14, so…Romantics by 14
Copenhagen Cougars @ Husavik Whalers
Husavik’s passing game will be far too good for the cougars who give up, up to 13 levels on the field. Husavik by 64
Berlin Spartans @ NFLUK Manchester Fire
The fire are the 2nd best rushing team in the league behind only the Hippos, the Spartans have the 9th worst rushing D in the league. The Spartans low level DE’s & DT’s will not be able to cope with the Fire HB’s who between them have rushed for over 1500yrds this season, that’s nearly 500 yrds more than the Spartans have rushed for (as a team) this season. Fire by 30
Madrid Spartans @ Atlanta Conchords
Neither team are great (no offense guys!), but the Spartans are worse, as a team they have rushed for only 40 yards this season, allowing nearly 2750yrds. The Conchords on the other hand have rushed for 820, allowing 1427. so if this game was based on those rushing stats the conchords would have it…however, take a look at the passing stats, the Spartans have passed for 1600yrds, that’s 4th best in the league and have only allowed 1076, that’s 7th best. The conchords have passed for 1692 (that’s 3rd in the league) and allowed 1070… 6th best…so basically I’ve just proved my point, the Spartans are worse…Conchords by 14.
That’s taken me most of the day and between writing this and watching the brits lose at most things in the Olympics on line I’ve done approximately zero, productive work for my employer, yep, zero, zip, naaadaa, kaput, nothing and they’re still going to pay me, work isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be!!
ALPHA CONFERENCE
London Minotaurs @ Team Liquid
A tough one for the Minotaurs, Team Liquid are excellent game planners and use their WR Fish Ball regularly, although the fact his leading the league Dropped catches table does not bode well for him, although he is also 3rd on Receiving yards so he’s not been doing everything wrong!!
Everyone knows how strong the Minotaurs are and TeamLiquid will certainly have their work cut out stopping the Minotaurs rampaging rush offence who are #4 in the league but the Liquid rushing D are 6th best in the league so London wont have it all their own way, especially with Team Liquids passing attack. Their QB Drew Stanton is #1 in passing yards & #2 in TD’s in the league and that is no mean feat, even so…Minotaurs by 10
Paris Glutons @ Frankfurt Sentinals
The Glutons are going to really struggle against this Frankfurt team, who have lost only to the Minotaurs this season. The Glutons are going to have to find a way to stop Frankfurt DE Reginald Howard Black from getting to their QB a task very few teams have been up to this season, he has recorded 16 sacks & 7 Hurries so far this season.
The Glutons appear to favour the passing game, they’re 9th in the league with receptions evenly split between 3 WR’s & TE Neville Livingston each having 20+ receptions this season so far. My guess is Frankfurt by 12
Berlin Storm @ Paris Dream Bolts
Paris have the most feared DE in Western Europe AA#2 in Usi Omenyroia, who already has the same number of sacks as he recorded in the whole of last season (15), he led the league last season, in both sacks & hurries and is currently only 2nd although I fear for the Storm QB as Usi looks to regain top spot from the Sentinals Howard Black.
The Storm however have the 3rd best passing D in the league behind the Vikings & Demons so are no pushover, although they’ll have to be in top form to contain the Dream Bolts, Paris by 14.
Eindhoven Eagles @ Portsmouth Computers
No contest, Eagles by a stupid margin…63?
London Avengers @ Christiana Tigers
The excellent Avengers pass D against the Tigers excellent rush D, who will come out on top? I don’t know…………a tie……………………………………..just kidding!!
The Tigers QB has been having a good season, with 8 TD’s & 1356yrds out of his 6 games, but he may have some trouble finding open receivers against this impressive D, although it looks as though the Avengers a little light in the secondary so I don’t think he’ll struggle, Tigers by 13.
Little Italy Goodfellas @ Aberdeen Angry Scotsmen
These crazy Celts are better than their record suggests, defeats to 4 of the top seven make mean they could easily be 3-3 or better. They have a very productive Rusher in Earl Texan and the Goodfellas do allow 137.5 yrds per game on the ground and they have already played the Computers, Wild Boars & Frankfurt..ok their other games were against 3 of the top 5 but even so..
The goodfellas, however, do have one of the best QB’s in the league in the Italian Brett Favre who has thrown for over 1500yrds & 7 TD’s this season, couple this with the Scotsmans 5th worst passing D and there could be a formula for an Italian victory, this is going to be close…I’ll go Celts by 3…that’s the Scotsmen to those people who don’t know what a Celt is!!
Omaha Beach Blackshirts @ Buckingham Wild Boars
I can’t believe I’ve only just noticed that the Blackshirts are made up of almost exclusively of characters created by Matt Groening…in fact I’ve had to check that Mr Groening wasn’t one of the management team, I want the Boars to win now, just to watch those little yellow people getting smashed to pieces, don’t get me wrong I love the Simpsons but it would be funny to watch them lose to some huge Pigs (that’s what a boar is for those who didn’t know what a Celt was!).
It appears as though the Blackshirts aren’t going to look to their rushing game to beat the Wild Boars they have only managed 260yrds combined in their 6 games, that’s 730 LESS than the leading rusher...and I mean individual not team!
Wild Boars by 14
Brussels Massacre @ Eintracht Frankfurt
Hmmm…Frankfurt by 54…kidding, Burssels will massacre them…see what I did there?
Anyway, I can’t be arsed to analyse it it’ll be that easy. Sorry to all the Eintracht Frankfurt guys but you must know you’ll get beat? Brussels by more than 20
ZETA CONFERENCE
Lyon Hippos @ London Bridges
The River Horses will win (that’s what Hippopotamus means for those that didn’t know what a Celt or Boar was) we all know the Hippos will win, but by how much……..?........50!
Hamburg Lightning @ Lyon Demons
Lyons HB Rodney King has 876yrds & 16 TD’s under his belt so far this season, that 1 more TD than Hamburg have managed on the ground all season…and only 67.5yrds less than than the Lightning have managed. Hamburg maybe quite pleased by this however as they have the worst passing Defence in the league, allowing 292yrds per game. I don’t think this will matter, Lyon by 24.
Hamburg Firestorm @ Achei Crotone
The Firestorm will enjoy this game, who wouldn’t enjoy winning by 45.
Permian Panthers @ NFLUK Dover Vikings
This is a toughy, the once unbeatable Panthers seem to be in freefall, they have CPU players on the roster, only 2 DT’s, 3 DE’s, 3 OT’s and a partridge in a pear tree
sorry…their starting line up is…decent but there just isn’t any depth and what players they have got appear to be on a mass vacation as they’re all inactive.The Vikings on the other hand, who have a brilliant owner
, are going well, aside from the defeat by Hmaburg, QB Nick Morton is having a great season, topping the TD’s thrown table and lying 2nd in the Yards passed table, combine this with HB Hoof Hearted who is 5th in yrds & 6th in TD’s and you can see why they’ve started so well.I’ve got to go Vikings and I’ve got to say they’ll win easily, Vikings by 30
Venice Romantics @ Arlanda Cheetahs
I wasn’t expecting to write much about this one but took a look at the teams and Arlanda are pretty good, although I think they’ll struggle to contain Romantic DE (I wonder what makes him more romantic than other DE…Perhaps he keeps his hands to himself) Jordan Handrich who has amassed 13 Sacks so far this season. This could be a big factor in Venics having the best rushing D in the league, allowing only 252yrds so far this season. Stats like this remind me why I was just going to say Romantics by 14, so…Romantics by 14
Copenhagen Cougars @ Husavik Whalers
Husavik’s passing game will be far too good for the cougars who give up, up to 13 levels on the field. Husavik by 64
Berlin Spartans @ NFLUK Manchester Fire
The fire are the 2nd best rushing team in the league behind only the Hippos, the Spartans have the 9th worst rushing D in the league. The Spartans low level DE’s & DT’s will not be able to cope with the Fire HB’s who between them have rushed for over 1500yrds this season, that’s nearly 500 yrds more than the Spartans have rushed for (as a team) this season. Fire by 30
Madrid Spartans @ Atlanta Conchords
Neither team are great (no offense guys!), but the Spartans are worse, as a team they have rushed for only 40 yards this season, allowing nearly 2750yrds. The Conchords on the other hand have rushed for 820, allowing 1427. so if this game was based on those rushing stats the conchords would have it…however, take a look at the passing stats, the Spartans have passed for 1600yrds, that’s 4th best in the league and have only allowed 1076, that’s 7th best. The conchords have passed for 1692 (that’s 3rd in the league) and allowed 1070… 6th best…so basically I’ve just proved my point, the Spartans are worse…Conchords by 14.
That’s taken me most of the day and between writing this and watching the brits lose at most things in the Olympics on line I’ve done approximately zero, productive work for my employer, yep, zero, zip, naaadaa, kaput, nothing and they’re still going to pay me, work isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be!!
). And when he couldn`t come down to earth in the offseason, only slopping around at the practicefield constantly, well then he should be glad he`s in there at all.
