I'd like to thank Charlie Biteme, but despite his hattrick of INTs, Naptime still came out on top.
I'd like to thank Nick Memmolo for letting me catch 20 passes for 200 yards. Appreciate it, brah.
Bane McFly, your team may have taken the win from us, But I still lit you and your entire secondary up the entire game.
And I'd like to thank WRs before me, who claim they are the best. They gave me the motivation to push myself and not make plays after the catch, but get open farther down field THEN make plays after the catch.
Finally I'd like to thank god for birthing a master at the position. Love, peace, and yes indeed, Chicken grease.
When I go to the store, I like to stand and read the magazines for at least 20 minutes. I find that the home and garden can provide insight on how to save money.
One time I ate some mushrooms I'd never had before and I went to a bar and saw sounds and heard colors. I also found that I could drink abnormal amounts of alcohol. More than usual. Some really strange side effects included alternating feelings of being really small and then like the size of King Freaking Kong. I also thought I saw the Cheshire Cat sitting in the corner of the bar. That dude has one evil smile.