USA A#4 East:
Pittsburgh Steel vs Jersey Devils
Both number 1s essentially get a bye week today. Projector says Steel*cougherscough* spend most of their time showing off their badass jerseys vs Jersey in an effortless win, 66-5.
The Fighting Farvas vs KingsTalk Angerswords
I didn't know much about east before doing this, still don't. But these teams are weird, Angerswords can be real trouble or whimps. East teams beat each other and lose to teams who have beaten others who have lost and beaten and tied and blah blah blah. Inconsistent league, this is. However, projector says it will be a normal game, Farvas fight for a 33-14 victory.
New York Grizzlies vs Thundertown Brawlers
Fists vs Bear, I'm sure you can tell what wins out. Grabbing defenseless fish won't be as easy as this one, the Grizz maul...
*looks at score after typing comments*
151-10, for real? Damn. Go grizz.
Niagra Rapids vs Chicago Wolves
It would seem Wolves wouldn't really stand a chance, but seeing as how they just had a much more impressive win against the taints than the Rapids did, who knows. However that game was a while ago, but projector calls it close, wolves drown 20-14
Tupelo Kings vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
I gotta say, I feel sorry for the Kickers being behind a CPU team despite the same record. Course, this game won't help that, so on goes their losing streak. Kings reign 78-8
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals vs Funkis Town Virus
Fun fact: I've set the bengals as my personal team to watch for the east in the projector. What can I say, I'm a fan. Two essentially even teams, the best thing for a good game. Projector does call it close, with bengals succumbing to the virus, 18-21.
Murfreesboro Taints vs San Diego Sabercats
With the name chance, sabercats almost win me as a fan. But I'll consider than a San Diego not in California, so as not to disgrace our good name (unless you want to go to some baseball mmo, then you can be crappy all ya want <_<
. I keed, though, but really, Sabercats get teabagged 46-10.
Beaver City Crabs vs Twin City Cobras
I gotta say, the fact that the Crabs beat the steel would kinda scares me, if not for the fact that it seems it shouldn't have happened. However they do have a solid team it seems. Citizen Snips clamps down on the cobras, 67-12.
USA A#4 West:
Pewntenheimer Pewnts vs Kingston Sidewinders
Don't need a sophisticated program to predict this one <_< But we'll use one anyway. Projector says Sidewinders get a beatdown 64-9. Considering the Pewnts' newly developed talent for giving up points, maybe it's just a tad bit off.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Austin Alcoholics
Another obvious one, Wildcats are powerhouses this year. Projector says Wildcats prey on the defenseless drunks, 37-20.
Hammond Bayou Bengals vs San Diego Bolts
Probably game of the week, battle of the 5-1s. Two obviously solid teams and it could possibly go either way. But, being from San Diego, and despite whatever rivalry some may say we have, I gotta pull for the Bolts. Projector disagrees very much, Bengals dodge lightning 34-15. Wonder if they'll get a Venus Sigil...
Tampa Bay Greyhounds vs Gotham Crusaders
Easy schedules this week it seems. <insert half witty comment here> 48-8.
LUElinks LUEshies (how did I just realize today there's no e...) vs Texas Bigga Bois
Yay I get to boast and be cocky. I don't feel like it though. Mario rides Yoshi through Texas rather easily, 43-15.
Hattiesburg Hangovers vs Auckland Raiders
My origins kick in again and I'm hoping Hangovers get sober enough to hand it to the Raiders. Apparently the Projector doesn't like me though, Raiders plunder, pillage, rape (or whatever it is raiders do) Hattiesburg 18-38.
Farkistan Squirrels vs Houston Cougars
Cougars have seemingly improved this season, while the opposite has happened with Fark. Neither extreme enough to affect the outcome of this matchup however, Squirrels get hopped up on red bull and coke to take out Cougars 16-35.
Laredo Lesbians vs Mudville Bombers
Did someone say lesbians and mud? I don't know what's up with the Bombers, but it's more like dud rockets, of the miniature variety, conveniently suitable for safekeeping in pockets. Lesbians use and abuse them, 20-7.
Let's see how well this thing does on it's first try, now that we're a good ways into the season.
Pittsburgh Steel vs Jersey Devils
Both number 1s essentially get a bye week today. Projector says Steel*cougherscough* spend most of their time showing off their badass jerseys vs Jersey in an effortless win, 66-5.
The Fighting Farvas vs KingsTalk Angerswords
I didn't know much about east before doing this, still don't. But these teams are weird, Angerswords can be real trouble or whimps. East teams beat each other and lose to teams who have beaten others who have lost and beaten and tied and blah blah blah. Inconsistent league, this is. However, projector says it will be a normal game, Farvas fight for a 33-14 victory.
New York Grizzlies vs Thundertown Brawlers
Fists vs Bear, I'm sure you can tell what wins out. Grabbing defenseless fish won't be as easy as this one, the Grizz maul...
*looks at score after typing comments*
151-10, for real? Damn. Go grizz.
Niagra Rapids vs Chicago Wolves
It would seem Wolves wouldn't really stand a chance, but seeing as how they just had a much more impressive win against the taints than the Rapids did, who knows. However that game was a while ago, but projector calls it close, wolves drown 20-14
Tupelo Kings vs Clemson Gamecock Kickers
I gotta say, I feel sorry for the Kickers being behind a CPU team despite the same record. Course, this game won't help that, so on goes their losing streak. Kings reign 78-8
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals vs Funkis Town Virus
Fun fact: I've set the bengals as my personal team to watch for the east in the projector. What can I say, I'm a fan. Two essentially even teams, the best thing for a good game. Projector does call it close, with bengals succumbing to the virus, 18-21.
Murfreesboro Taints vs San Diego Sabercats
With the name chance, sabercats almost win me as a fan. But I'll consider than a San Diego not in California, so as not to disgrace our good name (unless you want to go to some baseball mmo, then you can be crappy all ya want <_<
. I keed, though, but really, Sabercats get teabagged 46-10.Beaver City Crabs vs Twin City Cobras
I gotta say, the fact that the Crabs beat the steel would kinda scares me, if not for the fact that it seems it shouldn't have happened. However they do have a solid team it seems. Citizen Snips clamps down on the cobras, 67-12.
USA A#4 West:
Pewntenheimer Pewnts vs Kingston Sidewinders
Don't need a sophisticated program to predict this one <_< But we'll use one anyway. Projector says Sidewinders get a beatdown 64-9. Considering the Pewnts' newly developed talent for giving up points, maybe it's just a tad bit off.
Twin Cities Wildcats vs Austin Alcoholics
Another obvious one, Wildcats are powerhouses this year. Projector says Wildcats prey on the defenseless drunks, 37-20.
Hammond Bayou Bengals vs San Diego Bolts
Probably game of the week, battle of the 5-1s. Two obviously solid teams and it could possibly go either way. But, being from San Diego, and despite whatever rivalry some may say we have, I gotta pull for the Bolts. Projector disagrees very much, Bengals dodge lightning 34-15. Wonder if they'll get a Venus Sigil...
Tampa Bay Greyhounds vs Gotham Crusaders
Easy schedules this week it seems. <insert half witty comment here> 48-8.
LUElinks LUEshies (how did I just realize today there's no e...) vs Texas Bigga Bois
Yay I get to boast and be cocky. I don't feel like it though. Mario rides Yoshi through Texas rather easily, 43-15.
Hattiesburg Hangovers vs Auckland Raiders
My origins kick in again and I'm hoping Hangovers get sober enough to hand it to the Raiders. Apparently the Projector doesn't like me though, Raiders plunder, pillage, rape (or whatever it is raiders do) Hattiesburg 18-38.
Farkistan Squirrels vs Houston Cougars
Cougars have seemingly improved this season, while the opposite has happened with Fark. Neither extreme enough to affect the outcome of this matchup however, Squirrels get hopped up on red bull and coke to take out Cougars 16-35.
Laredo Lesbians vs Mudville Bombers
Did someone say lesbians and mud? I don't know what's up with the Bombers, but it's more like dud rockets, of the miniature variety, conveniently suitable for safekeeping in pockets. Lesbians use and abuse them, 20-7.
Let's see how well this thing does on it's first try, now that we're a good ways into the season.
Last edited Aug 15, 2008 08:04:29
