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Only 4 voters this week, you lazy bums


1) Normandy 40 points (4)
2) Polk High 33 points
2) Rome 33 points
4) Manheim 26 points
5) London 22 points
5) Dublin 22 points
7 Tillburg 18 points
8) Shady 10 points
9) Helinski 9 points
10)Eastwick 4 points

others receiving votes: Chernobyl (2) and cologne (1)

I demand that Polk gets a 1st place vote!

I don't think I turned my votes in; whoops. Sorry NYU... I'll get em in tomorrow.

And thanks for the props Jay, but even I wouldn't vote Polk High in first quite yet. Normandy's got a squad, and that date is circled on our calendar....

And after that scare with Helsinki, I'm not even sure I would vote us second.

Quit being so nice. 1 first place vote is well deserved and Helsinki is a good team. Don't let the record from the brutal schedule fool you. I think I should be an honorary member of the Zeta power rankings voting system

Originally posted by Jayadano78
Quit being so nice. 1 first place vote is well deserved and Helsinki is a good team. Don't let the record from the brutal schedule fool you. I think I should be an honorary member of the Zeta power rankings voting system

Ask NYU politely; maybe he'll start taking your votes.

Originally posted by wallysmith
Originally posted by Jayadano78

Quit being so nice. 1 first place vote is well deserved and Helsinki is a good team. Don't let the record from the brutal schedule fool you. I think I should be an honorary member of the Zeta power rankings voting system

Ask NYU politely; maybe he'll start taking your votes.


I think that could be arranged

Dear NYUfresh,

I would like to be a part of the Zeta Power Rankings voting team. You said you think it could be arranged but, I need a yes or no. I think since I added Zeta to my weekly predictions I should get a say so. I have started following your conference more due to the fact there is a good chance the Vols will see one of you in the championship game. Therefor I have enough knowledge of Zeta to make a good vote. Thank you for your time and hard work.

Jay


PS if you say no I will invade Normandy myself and I do not believe in mercy!

SWEEP THE LEG.

Yes sinse, sinsay, sensei, sensae How the hell do you spell that flippin word!

Daniel: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid?
Miyagi: Huh - plenty. Once I fight Wally
Daniel: Yeah, but it wasn't like the problem I have, right?
Miyagi: Why? Fighting fighting. Same same.
Daniel: Yeah, but you knew karate.
Miyagi: Someone always know more. Wally not.
Daniel: You mean there were times when you were scared to fight?
Miyagi: Always scare. Miyagi hate fighting.
Daniel: Yeah, but you like karate.
Miyagi: So? I like what I find in Wally's wallet too.
Daniel: So, karate's fighting. You train to fight.
Miyagi: That what you think?
Daniel: [pondering] No.
Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel: [thinks] So I won't have to fight.
Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you.

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Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Miyagi: Problem: attitude.
Daniel: No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day like the Jellystone Park bruins, that's the problem.
Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only. Jellystone have no defense.
Daniel: That's not what these guys are taught.
Miyagi: Hai - can see. No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

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[Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles]
Daniel: How did you do that? How did you do that?
Miyagi: You saw how I did it . I took my hand and chopped the bottles. Are you an idiot like Steeve or what?

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Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel: Yeah, I guess so.
Miyagi: [sighs] Daniel-san, must talk.
[they both kneel]
Miyagi: Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: get squish just like Stuttgart. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,"
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: just like Stuttgart. Understand?
Daniel: Yeah, I understand.
Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel: Yeah, I'm ready.

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Miyagi: We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

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Daniel: Why didn't you tell me?
Miyagi: Tell what?
Daniel: That you knew Throg?
Miyagi: You not ask.
Daniel: Well, where'd you meet him.
Miyagi: Prison
Daniel: But I thought he was a fisherman.
Miyagi: Yes he have long rod.

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Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."
Daniel: I thought it came from BigRagu.
Miyagi: You too much TV.

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Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet but, I here jayadano di.

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Kreese: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Karate Class: NO, SENSEI!
Kreese: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Karate Class: NO, SENSEI!
Kreese: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Karate Class: NO, SENSEI!

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Daniel: Sinsheim sucks, man. Sucks.

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Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, 3.98; You like?
Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant...
Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.
Miyagi: [laughs; then, seriously] Daniel-san,
Miyagi: [he taps his head] Karate here.
Miyagi: [he taps his heart] Karate here.
Miyagi: [points to his belt] Karate never here. Understand?



Daniel: I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Miyagi: What?
Daniel: What you just got me into in there.
Miyagi: Huh?
Daniel: You said you were going to make things better for me.
Miyagi: But I did.
Daniel: How?
Miyagi: How? Just saved you on your car insurance.
Daniel: Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

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Daniel: Hey, where did these old cars come from?
Miyagi: Detroit.

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Daniel: [throwing his bicycle into a dumpster after being beaten up] This damn bike! I hate this bike. I hate this friggin' bike! Stupid bike.
Lucille Larusso: Daniel! What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?
Daniel: Because the Vols kicked the crap out of the Enzos and I love the Enzos.

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Kreese: We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Kreese: [sseing that Johnny is distracted] What is the problem Mr. Lawrence?

Dude that's long.

Originally posted by wallysmith
Dude that's long.

Yeah I was going to read it, then I decided not to. Someone tell me if its worth it.

And yes jay you can be in the rankings, just send me your top 10 after every weeks games as soon as you can (preferably before 5pm Central time)

Originally posted by NYUfresh
Originally posted by wallysmith

Dude that's long.

Yeah I was going to read it, then I decided not to. Someone tell me if its worth it.

And yes jay you can be in the rankings, just send me your top 10 after every weeks games as soon as you can (preferably before 5pm Central time)

It is only worth it in the beginning when Daniel and Miyagi are talking about WEA6. Then they got bored and stuck with the original script.

I had 2 stop reading after they stuck 2 the script but that first part was funny as fuck!

Originally posted by throg420
I had 2 stop reading after they stuck 2 the script but that first part was funny as fuck!


Yeah it was late and I got tired so I gave up.