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BigCowboysFan
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(Barcelona, Spain) - The owner of the Barcelona Chupacabras, BigCowboysFan, received a strange phone call early yesterday morning at approximately 2:30 am local time.

"Well, Shardaddy, gave me a call at a weird hour of the night yesterday and wanted to find out where all the hostels were. He started muttering something about the 'Red Light' district and then hung up the phone. I wasn't too sure what he was talking about." BigCowboysFan recalls the conversation during a statement he gave about the incident.

Apparently, Shardaddy, was in town for a visit to Barcelona in preparation for their upcoming Week 10 matchup against the Chupacabras. Why he decided to pay a visit in the middle of the night, no one knows.

A reporter ran into the General Manager for the Spanish Inquisition and said that he reeked of cheap cologne, and enough liquor to stock a bar.

She began questioning Shardaddy about his visit when he decided to cop a cheap feel of the reporter.

The reporter slightly flustered drew her hand back to slap him, when he started removing all his clothes and streaked down the middle of Barcelona's main square.

He ran a path all around the square and started screaming something about 'Red Lights.'

He darted into a local convenience store and shouted at the clerk screaming 'whores, whores, whores' and then darted out. He then made a 'b-line' for the local convent and started harassing the innocent nuns.

After all was said and done, he was final caught by the local police department and arrested on four counts of indecent exposure.

It is assumed that he thought that he was in Amsterdam at the time.

He was unavailable for comment.
 
Sin City
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LMAO....priceless!
 
BigCowboysFan
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*tickle tickle* cut the pickle...
 
Shardaddy
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actually, i wasn't on the phone last night at that time...

just ask your mom, she was there
 
OrlandoBucFan
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Shardaddy..my friend, if I told you once I told you a thousand times..nun means none
 
OrlandoBucFan
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now..if you remember the other part of our conversation "show me 4 Catholics together and I'll show you a 5th" you might pull it off. But that does involve gving the nuns the 5th, not you drinking it
 
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Originally posted by Shardaddy
actually, i wasn't on the phone last night at that time...

just ask your mom, she was there


I did...she said you were only there for about 3 minutes
 
Shardaddy
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just long enough for her to pay me
 
BigCowboysFan
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care to hear a bad joke?
 
Astrobeerman
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shoot
 
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DISCLAIMER: Under age kids...this joke has naughty language and you should not view it. EXIT THIS THREAD NOW!

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Now that the kids have left...

Girl and her husband go out to eat. They are sitting at their table having finished their meal and are enjoying a bottle of wine.

The husband gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in the bathroom and gentleman approaches his wife and starts flirting with her. She politely tells him she's married and the gentleman says I'd give you $50 for an hour. She gets angry and tells him to leave.

The husband comes back out and the wife tells him what happened. The wife was really upset at this, but the clever husband realizing they needed to buy a new tire for his truck which cost around $200 tells her to tell him that she would do it.

The wife shocked and appalled raises her hand to slap her husband when he tells her to tell him OK, but there's a stipulation. He needs to bring the $200 and he'll throw it on the ground and he has as long to do his thing as it takes for her to pickup the money. He said, he won't even have time to get his pants down! The wife seeing the 'genius' her husband is agrees.

She talks to the man and they agree on 9 am the next morning.

9 am rolls around and the wife leaves to meet the man.

10 am comes and goes...

11 am

Noon...husband starting to get a little worried at this point...

2 pm

5 pm

Finally at 6 pm the wife finally gets back to the house. She walks in and her husband asks her what took so long.

The wife simply replies, "The bastard used quarters!"
Last edited Aug 13, 2008 08:41:44
 
BigCowboysFan
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Originally posted by Shardaddy
just long enough for her to pay me


For fixing her cable television
Last edited Aug 13, 2008 08:42:39
 
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Originally posted by BigCowboysFan
Originally posted by Shardaddy

just long enough for her to pay me


For fixing her cable television



thats the start of a bad adult movie....

"someone call the cable guy?"

"yes, i did. the broken TV is in the bedroom"


etc
 
jkamra2
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funny stuff
 
BigCowboysFan
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hahaha...good one...

hey look at it this way...we've started a converstion in this forum!
 
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