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As midseason approaches, Warsaw owner PRIME EVIL continues to look at ways to keep team spirit up and motivation strong. In the night preceding the game, he rented a local theater, and treated the team to a private viewing of his personal favorite cinematic classic: "The Fast and The Furious". The Warriors came from the game fired up and ready to take it out on this week's opponent: The Emmaus Fighting Green Hornets
The words of Dominic "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" Toretto seemed to resound most strongly with WR Dan Evil, who did his own impression by streaking down the left sideline for a 66 yard TD on the first play, shoes flashing with high tech underlighting all the way.
Both teams then settled into a slower part of the movie, until the precision driving secondaries started robbing balls from the air, as the teams exchanged back to back interceptions, with star CB Johnny Five as usual doing the honors for Warsaw.
After some trench warfare, the busters from Emmaus finally infiltrated the end zone, scoring on a short TD run. The unfazed Warriors went on out to Race Wars in the desert, and Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash won all the pink slips by tearing through three tackles on his way to a 47 yard TD, keyed by a series of punishing blocks from WR Duece Wilks.
Having sufficiently shown Emmaus the "fast", the second half saw the Warsaw team become more "furious", as Emmaus was the proud owner of two straight three+out's to begin the half, while Warsaw inexorably marched down the field for yet another TD by Big Sexy. This demoralizing 11 play, 6 minute drive made the score 21-7.
Warsaw's relaxed CO whodey08 was spotted on the sideline checking off his offensive playlist, which read : Long pass TD, check, Long Run TD, check, Grinding TD drive, check, pillage women of Emmaus, check. We are at present unable to confirm from the box score the truth of the last check, but a lineup of satisfied looking Emmausian women in a local hotel lobby provide sufficient evidence to assume the truth.
Any dreams of a comeback from Emmaus were repeatedly interrupted by the constantly pressuring Dline from Warsaw. which used the fourth quarter to take turns squashing the Hornet QB to the turf, led by two sacks from Milan Michalek and a sack and two hurries from Remeel Meekins. "You can't just climb in the ring with Ali cause you think you can box", snorted Warsaw's disdainful DC digitalspirit.
It was later revealed that Emmaus had attempted to duplicate Warsaw's motivational techniques. Unfortunately, a translation error ended up with them watching "Fried Green Tomatoes", which left them emotional and considering better ways to connect as human beings. This information was confirmed via an anonymous source from the Warsaw secondary who has recently been sighted making sappy posts that might indicate that he would never miss a showing of Fried Green Tomatoes. "It's not THAT big a chick flick", he mumbled in a barely disguised voice over the phone.
Players of the game:
Offensive: Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash: 22 carries, 143 yards, 2 TD, 14 broken tackles
Defensive: Milan Michalek: 5 tackles, 2 sacks, 2 TFL
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As midseason approaches, Warsaw owner PRIME EVIL continues to look at ways to keep team spirit up and motivation strong. In the night preceding the game, he rented a local theater, and treated the team to a private viewing of his personal favorite cinematic classic: "The Fast and The Furious". The Warriors came from the game fired up and ready to take it out on this week's opponent: The Emmaus Fighting Green Hornets
The words of Dominic "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" Toretto seemed to resound most strongly with WR Dan Evil, who did his own impression by streaking down the left sideline for a 66 yard TD on the first play, shoes flashing with high tech underlighting all the way.
Both teams then settled into a slower part of the movie, until the precision driving secondaries started robbing balls from the air, as the teams exchanged back to back interceptions, with star CB Johnny Five as usual doing the honors for Warsaw.
After some trench warfare, the busters from Emmaus finally infiltrated the end zone, scoring on a short TD run. The unfazed Warriors went on out to Race Wars in the desert, and Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash won all the pink slips by tearing through three tackles on his way to a 47 yard TD, keyed by a series of punishing blocks from WR Duece Wilks.
Having sufficiently shown Emmaus the "fast", the second half saw the Warsaw team become more "furious", as Emmaus was the proud owner of two straight three+out's to begin the half, while Warsaw inexorably marched down the field for yet another TD by Big Sexy. This demoralizing 11 play, 6 minute drive made the score 21-7.
Warsaw's relaxed CO whodey08 was spotted on the sideline checking off his offensive playlist, which read : Long pass TD, check, Long Run TD, check, Grinding TD drive, check, pillage women of Emmaus, check. We are at present unable to confirm from the box score the truth of the last check, but a lineup of satisfied looking Emmausian women in a local hotel lobby provide sufficient evidence to assume the truth.
Any dreams of a comeback from Emmaus were repeatedly interrupted by the constantly pressuring Dline from Warsaw. which used the fourth quarter to take turns squashing the Hornet QB to the turf, led by two sacks from Milan Michalek and a sack and two hurries from Remeel Meekins. "You can't just climb in the ring with Ali cause you think you can box", snorted Warsaw's disdainful DC digitalspirit.
It was later revealed that Emmaus had attempted to duplicate Warsaw's motivational techniques. Unfortunately, a translation error ended up with them watching "Fried Green Tomatoes", which left them emotional and considering better ways to connect as human beings. This information was confirmed via an anonymous source from the Warsaw secondary who has recently been sighted making sappy posts that might indicate that he would never miss a showing of Fried Green Tomatoes. "It's not THAT big a chick flick", he mumbled in a barely disguised voice over the phone.
Players of the game:
Offensive: Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash: 22 carries, 143 yards, 2 TD, 14 broken tackles
Defensive: Milan Michalek: 5 tackles, 2 sacks, 2 TFL
