Warrior General Games

Reporter yelling into microphone: THANKS AMANDA, THERE IS TOTAL MAYHEM THIS EVENING IN MARAWK!!O. THE PEOPLE HERE ARE GOING WILD! I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE THIS MANY COUCHES IN MARAWK!!O!!! AND I THINK EVERY ONE OF THEM IS ON FIRE. IT LOOKS LIKE OWNER BILLSAIDSUX IS APPROACHING THE MICROPHONE!!!!

<BillSaidSux approaches microphone coughing due to burning couch smoke.>

"OK Folks, lets bring this down a little so I can get this over with and get back to celebrating with the team, Chriscuster and D3's lady friends. We have Alter Bridge playing in the locker room later and that is going to everloving rawk!!! First Question."

Reporter #1: You guys have never won a game before, can you tell me what it means?

BillSaidSux: Well it means a lot of things. Tonight, it means you had better hope the bars have extra liquor on hand and it means the goats better watch their back. You should expect some shenanigans if you know what I mean. However, more importantly it is the start of something. At the very least it is the start of us charging more for tickets! Next question

Reporter #2: Do you think all these fake press conference posts are self-indulgent?

BillSaidSux: Hell Yea! And we earned it. Next question.

Reporter #A: One of your backs fumbled three times are you worried about that?

BillSaidSux: You mean the guy with 130 yards and 2 TD's? I'm worried he would have gone for 160 if he hadn't dropped the ball! What is it with you guys having to focus on the negative all the time! Suck it! Next question.

Reporter #3: Are you aware of the record for the longest post involving a fake press conference?

BillSaidSux: Not at all, this is my first one, I've been issuing press releases because I couldn't get you guys to show up to these until we gave our fans a reason to break shop windows and turn over some police cars. Next Question.

Reporter B2: What is the best part about winning?

BillSaidSux: Easy, you know that part that said "L22" next to our name? It aint there any more. Alright I have to go. The riot police they called down are planning on meeting me and some of the guys in a minute for $14 microbrew. Peace out. Fear MaRAWK!!o.

<Huge noise made by local shopping district building collapsing followed by rawkous cheering>

WELL THERE YOU HEAR IT. LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND GET OUT HERE FOLKS! WE ARE BURNING DOWN THE CITY CENTER! BACK TO YOU AMANDA.

hahaha congrats man

(runs down the streets of MARAWK!!O naked carrying a goat and a 12 pack)

WOO HOO!!! VICTORY BABY!!

Some may say having burnt grass on your field makes for an unsafe playing surface... any comment?

good shit

I love that team

Hey who was it that siad if we dropped the game we would get first round choice this coming off-season ...

JK

Great game you really came out of no where on that win we where expecting a close one and you guys just ran the ball down our throats Great work.

After having just woken up from the party last night..... had to clear the goats out of the house and all....

Hey chriscuster you woke up early last thing I saw of you was when you were herding a bunch of goats to the 50 yard line muttering something about a train.....

Anyway preciate all the love guys. Hey Buck great game man. Just glad for our team abd all our fans (like #1 MaRAWK!!o fan chriscuster).

Now time for us to go and party a little more. Don't think there are any more couches left and the goats have all seemed to have gone into the witness protection program. So we will just have to make do. Hey chris think the UN might have some beer stashed somewhere?

Oh and JetCity We love you too man.....

Rawk! MLB Keyaron Brooking was last seen stumbling out of a local bar in a drunken stupor. Witnesses report that he'd duct taped a picture of D3 to his game ball and was attempting to hump it while muttering something about making the notorious running back call him daddy and cry like a little girl.

i don't wanna hear any excuses about hangovers when Ma\m/o loses tomorrow. only two days between games, guys.

What are you gonna do when we win?

Watcha gonna do when MaRAWK!!o mania runs wild over you.....

-if- you win, drinks on me. but no goats. those things are for milk, you sick freaks.

Maybe two days between games, but since we lost 22 straight we have another several weeks to get rid of the hangover before we really need to win another. We got to manage expectations!

Originally posted by techiejacket
After having just woken up from the party last night..... had to clear the goats out of the house and all....

Hey chriscuster you woke up early last thing I saw of you was when you were herding a bunch of goats to the 50 yard line muttering something about a train.....

Anyway preciate all the love guys. Hey Buck great game man. Just glad for our team abd all our fans (like #1 MaRAWK!!o fan chriscuster).

Now time for us to go and party a little more. Don't think there are any more couches left and the goats have all seemed to have gone into the witness protection program. So we will just have to make do. Hey chris think the UN might have some beer stashed somewhere?

Oh and JetCity We love you too man.....

Luckily all microbrews are 100% off for me at Hotel Rwanda!
Which means all Rawk!!O players drink for free too!