Warrior General Games

Two big games in Alpha this week as 3-0 Stucknut travels to Winona to take on the 2-1 Warriors, and 2-1 Oklahoma takes on the 3-0 Lost City Idols.

The Warriors will be the first tough matchup in a series where every other team will seemingly over-match the Mighty Triceratops Wearing a Saddle.

Some in-team issues put some tension in the locker room for the Trikes, but the hard feelings were alleviated with a win against the Oakland Green Machine and the following yacht party thrown by Stucknut staring Center, Biff Tannen.

When will the Warriors get a break? This is very reminiscent of last season :-p

Atleast we get to try and stop your win streak in OUR stadium.
It was tough going on the road.
Less bitches.
Although kinkier.

Oh, here's my prediction for what will happen to Stucknut's offense.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10096688

Originally posted by ...ryan
and the following yacht party thrown by Stucknut staring Center, Biff Tannen.

It was a shame porch was at that gay bar and couldn't make it, he missed out on the hookers and blow...

...well I should say he missed out on the female hookers and blow.

Hah. The Porch never pays.

Hopefully we can give Lost a better game this year. Last season they pretty much wooped us both times we played them. Good luck Lost. Go Winona(for some reason I root for them) no offense sucknut.

No Offense taken. I am drunk. I think we will win. Should be fun. Drunk.

Originally posted by king1058
Go Winona(for some reason I root for them) no offense sucknut.

Maybe because we already have a healthy rivalry
After upsetting you in the reg season last year, which boosted us to an 11 game win streak. You were then the next team we lost to, in the playoffs.
History already.
Good god.
Gotta love it.

It should be fun drunk? You guys are playing drunk?
Damn, we'll get whooped in the first half then. But I'm pretty sure we'll crush you in the 2nd half. You'll all be falling over each other by then. That or we'll be kneeling on our hands and knees, and someone will push you over us

Rick Blaine loves to get on his hands and knees...

Originally posted by Snaza
Oh, here's my prediction for what will happen to Stucknut's offense.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10096688



How soon we forget...

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10096840

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10097483

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10099214

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10099462

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=10100632


Our defense has only improved, and 8 fumbles out front this season told me that this may still be a problem for you.

Should be tons of fun.

Bill Loney, backup HB (will stay the backup until he improves his ability to hold on to the football) is responsible for most of those. Dix fumbled twice in that game and Dan Druf is gone.

Also, we fixed our sub ratios, so our HBs aren't as tired.

Good luck if you're counting on Dix putting the ball on the ground. I'll be back to eat crow if I'm wrong.

Also, hope you have a better game plan than relying on fumbles

Since Bort tweaked tackling fumbles are harder to come by.
And Bighook... Shut the FUCK up. If I'm ripping on the other team you are NOT to come in and rip on ours.
Jesus! It's so hard finding good help these days.

I think Rick Blaine is gonna be paying you a visit. He said to expect him Friday the 23rd for an ass whoopin. Around 7pm. Your place. Lock your dogs up too, he doesn't wanna hurt them.
He'll hurt your cats though. God hates cats. Did you know every time you masturbate God kills a kitten? See, God hates cats.

I heard that the league was looking into an allegation that Rick Blaine had snuck in three cans of stick'em to use on his WRs before tomorrow's game. Can't blame the guy for trying...

Originally posted by Arles
I heard that the league was looking into an allegation that Rick Blaine had snuck in three cans of stick'em to use on his WRs before tomorrow's game. Can't blame the guy for trying...

I'll answer this allegation on behalf of the Warriors and Rick Blaine. Rick Blaine has been trying new things out in practice but they have nothing to do with stick'em or anything that would even resemble cheating. Rick Blaine has been seen actually attempting to throw the ball using a proper over the shoulder, non-limp-wristed technique.

As an OC, I sat down with him to discuss his old throwing style and he basically stated that although it was highly ineffective and inaccurate, it did attract the dudes (as he would call them), which is apparently more important to Rick Blaine than his stats or not looking silly.

In this monumental meeting, I was able to convince him to stop throwing it underhand and yelling random values such as 300 hundred or 500 hundred upon his release of the football.

Only time will tell, but our staff feels like we have turned a corner with our QB and hope that his improved performance on the practice field carries over to gamedays.

Originally posted by Snaza
I think Rick Blaine is gonna be paying you a visit. He said to expect him Friday the 23rd for an ass whoopin. Around 7pm. Your place. Lock your dogs up too, he doesn't wanna hurt them.
He'll hurt your cats though. God hates cats. Did you know every time you masturbate God kills a kitten? See, God hates cats.

BTW, Friday is the 22nd, unless Rick Blaine's calendar is full of dudes until January 2009.

Worm's dogs and cats have been put on alert. They'll be ready to throw down on 1/23/2009. Rick Blaine doesn't stand a chance of even getting to the cats, because the dogs are going to eat him alive. They love the smell of sausage.

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