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I've done this a few other times, and it always gets a big response. I've compiled a massive amount of data: every statistic recorded in GLB, the strength of the competition, scouting bars on each player, average player level, competency of ownership, and penis girth/length. I used this date to create an incredibly intuitive program that creates a strikingly accurate set of power rankings unmatched by any in all of GLB. The guys over at Wolfenstein can attest to this as they witnessed it in all its glory in BBB 16 years ago.

Without further ado:

Paul Kemp's Bad Ass Power Rankings- Africa Pro

Cape Town White Sharks #1

Everyone else: Bitches

Originally posted by Paul Kemp
I've done this a few other times, and it always gets a big response. I've compiled a massive amount of data: every statistic recorded in GLB, the strength of the competition, scouting bars on each player, average player level, competency of ownership, and penis girth/length.


dude you forgot to include the team chemistry and cool factor. I recalibrate the program to find the new results.

yep... results are the same

How short-sighted of me. Thanks for the assist, hud. You get so immersed in the details doing these things that sometimes you overlook a few key elements.

I'll update this after each game if you guys are interested.

!!!!!!!

There seems to be sum major flaws in how this system works

probably the most complete power ranking known to man..so many variables had to be taken to get the final results, im sure.

Interesting, but I fail to see why a small girth/length would land someone at the top of the rankings. I guess as Paul Kemp would say, "It's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean."

Wow This is about screwed up as the BCS, lol

chuckle, and I was wondering where you headed off to!

When do we play you this year? Hoping we don't end up kissing each other's cousins this year. My cousin is kind of cute, and yours has a freakin beard.

PinTBC

Originally posted by MattyP
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=78280

PWND

Originally posted by UncookedBacon22
Originally posted by MattyP

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=78280

PWND

That's funny, I don't remember Rwanda being in the championship last year. Hmmm......


We still win.

Originally posted by MattyP
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=78280

It's a new season, MattyP. These rankings do not reflect USAORG getting lucky in last year's championship game.

Originally posted by PinTBC
chuckle, and I was wondering where you headed off to!

When do we play you this year? Hoping we don't end up kissing each other's cousins this year. My cousin is kind of cute, and yours has a freakin beard.

PinTBC

I was out vacationing and losing interest in GLB. I'm back, though.

You know what they say about a girl with a beard...

Originally posted by Paul Kemp
Originally posted by PinTBC

chuckle, and I was wondering where you headed off to!

When do we play you this year? Hoping we don't end up kissing each other's cousins this year. My cousin is kind of cute, and yours has a freakin beard.

PinTBC

I was out vacationing and losing interest in GLB. I'm back, though.

You know what they say about a girl with a beard...

That she's got a big Wang?