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the Lefkada Ionian Sea Hawks are honoured to welcome the Saratov Wangers to their Inaugural home game.

A sell out crowd of 9300 is eagerly awaiting to watch their Lefkada heros for the first time.

Gametime playing conditions: temperature in Lefkada will be 31 degrees centigrade, with a humidity of 58% and air pressure of 1011.85 millibars (that is today's weather in real world Lefkada). Nice weather for some football!

The beer served at today's game will be Mythos - a Greek Legend: http://www.greekproducts.com/mythosbeer/company.html

and don't forget: only female fans in their lingerie can make purchases of beer at the home sidelines!

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It's all well and good until you run into one of those big ol football momma's. Especially the type that likes to swill beer. I don't know if that's someone I'd like to see in lingerie. Maybe a housecoat and curlers.

Either way I'm skipping the MEat game and coming to work in the beer tent today. Free kegstands!

Originally posted by MeatBomb
It's all well and good until you run into one of those big ol football momma's. Especially the type that likes to swill beer. I don't know if that's someone I'd like to see in lingerie. Maybe a housecoat and curlers.

Either way I'm skipping the MEat game and coming to work in the beer tent today. Free kegstands!

don't forget: the only females we allow in to our games are aged 18-35.

I see plenty of 18-35 year olds that are of the more robust types. Might need to put screeners at the gate with a go or no go protocol. I'm volunteering for the job.

Originally posted by MeatBomb
I see plenty of 18-35 year olds that are of the more robust types. Might need to put screeners at the gate with a go or no go protocol. I'm volunteering for the job.

we do check ID - and attire - at the gates pretty strictly. There were 1181 females at the game today who purchased 4533 pints of beer.

if you want a job helping out at the kegstands or at the gate, I suggest you trade me a CornerBack ... quickly ...