1. Saratov Scoregasm - #1 by default because I made it. The rest of you can go to hell.
2. Berlin Crusaders - Simple, yet dark and mysterious. Perfect for posers who wear horn-rimmed glasses and pretend to like black and white photos.
3. Grodno Demons - I'm not sure what that picture is supposed to be but you get props for that cool font.
4. Bratislava Butchers - Ahh, the understated class of a knife and blood. It screams, "You better back off or we'll cut you, unless you cut us first, which appears to have happened... feeling woozy..."
5. Hill Valley Deloreans - Your logo sucks, but thanks for reminding me what a great movie Back to the Future was.
6. Secretville Offtopics - A bat? With crossed swords? Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
7. South City Chiefs - Looks like you stole that from the web site for Cherokee Hair Tampons, but you get bonus points for making me laugh about how bad the Atlanta Braves are.
8. Peloponnese Spartans - A motion blurred Spartan, how unique and awe-inspiring. I think I puked up something that looked like that the night I got drunk and watched 300.
9. Cosa Nostra Hitmen - Fun fact: There are 29 other GLB teams called the Hitmen. The least you could do is have a unique, awesomely powerful logo. You disappoint me, BigRagu.
10. Italy Guardians - Is that a dragon or something? It looks like a Power Ranger with wings. Hard to believe there are 6 logos worse than yours.
11. Dresden Doomsday - Thank you for counting down the time until the Scoregasm beat you senseless with your own newly-paralyzed lower body. My watch needs a new battery.
12. Mad Dogs - Looks like it was created by someone who is mad at the established guidelines of making good logos.
13. St. Petersburg Rasputins - Sexy?
14. Mississippi Marsupials - I'm running out of snide remarks. Someone help me out here.
15. Frankfurt Funky Monkeys - Did you just slap a gay monkey sticker on a Notre Dame helmet? Awful. I'm going to enjoy watching my Scoregasm slap you with our anatomy.
NR. Sevastopol Vikings - Take a break from sucking for a few minutes and make a logo.
2. Berlin Crusaders - Simple, yet dark and mysterious. Perfect for posers who wear horn-rimmed glasses and pretend to like black and white photos.
3. Grodno Demons - I'm not sure what that picture is supposed to be but you get props for that cool font.
4. Bratislava Butchers - Ahh, the understated class of a knife and blood. It screams, "You better back off or we'll cut you, unless you cut us first, which appears to have happened... feeling woozy..."
5. Hill Valley Deloreans - Your logo sucks, but thanks for reminding me what a great movie Back to the Future was.
6. Secretville Offtopics - A bat? With crossed swords? Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
7. South City Chiefs - Looks like you stole that from the web site for Cherokee Hair Tampons, but you get bonus points for making me laugh about how bad the Atlanta Braves are.
8. Peloponnese Spartans - A motion blurred Spartan, how unique and awe-inspiring. I think I puked up something that looked like that the night I got drunk and watched 300.
9. Cosa Nostra Hitmen - Fun fact: There are 29 other GLB teams called the Hitmen. The least you could do is have a unique, awesomely powerful logo. You disappoint me, BigRagu.
10. Italy Guardians - Is that a dragon or something? It looks like a Power Ranger with wings. Hard to believe there are 6 logos worse than yours.
11. Dresden Doomsday - Thank you for counting down the time until the Scoregasm beat you senseless with your own newly-paralyzed lower body. My watch needs a new battery.
12. Mad Dogs - Looks like it was created by someone who is mad at the established guidelines of making good logos.
13. St. Petersburg Rasputins - Sexy?
14. Mississippi Marsupials - I'm running out of snide remarks. Someone help me out here.
15. Frankfurt Funky Monkeys - Did you just slap a gay monkey sticker on a Notre Dame helmet? Awful. I'm going to enjoy watching my Scoregasm slap you with our anatomy.
NR. Sevastopol Vikings - Take a break from sucking for a few minutes and make a logo.
