1. Maniacs: The Defending League Champions are extremely talented and deep on both sides of the ball. Jared Zabransky, one of the bigger free agent additions this year, comes in after a down year in Oceania. He will have a deep WR crew, led by Kerry Wes, to work with and a beefy OL to protect and open holes for Wegener. This Defense is loaded with Stars at every level: Tommy Hamstrings (DT),Leon Russell (DE) Steve Currie (MLB), Bryce Williams (ROLB), Bernd Jonas (CB), and Taylor Lott (SS).
2. Sactown Rage: Sactown is poised for huge season. A stout Oline anchored by RG Dexter Morgan will create huge holes for BScat and give time for Sooo Deep to create some space. Defense is where Sactown really separates themselves. Dline is loaded with FA superstars Mar Lo, BDoz, Bay Watch, & Omar Little III. BMII manages the LB corps while Jimmy McNulty II and BOB BATES patrol the secondary.
3. Yukon Silent Pwners: Extremely deep and talented offensively and defensively; the Pwners bring a high octane offense week in and out led by Dynamic Machine and his Oline. Their passing game has come a long way. The three headed monster at QB picks apart the sky using offseason acquisitions matty biggz and Larry Rice, and the rest of the staff. Defensive standouts include The Gobstopper (DT), Derek Ho and Saq Attaq (DEs), Pattruck Willis (MLB), & Andy Seth(CB)
4. Manitoba Wild Boars: Cliff Lyons (QB) and Phil Blake (HB) are back again to take this team to the next level. The Oline is solid across and should give these stars the boost they need to be successful. Defensively the Boars really shine with Stud linemen, FAs Mitchell Kerr (DT) and Don Taylor (DE), Linebacker War Party, and Cornerback Xerxes (FA).
5. Cambridge Thundercats: An overhauled offense saw Kix Montgomery welcoming Jim Dawg(QB), Russell Dyson(WR), LT Cucumber (TE), and 4 STUD O Linemen. Could be an amazing offense once everyone learns each other’s names. The best Secondary in the league was put together when Jim Morbid(SS), Lumpa Umpa(FS), KK Gibson(CB), and Fruge(CB) all signed in the offseason. The rest of the D is solid and should balance a Cambridge team that is ready to compete this year, once everyone is unpacked from the move.
6. Alert Sentinels: Alert strengthen some strengths this offseason when they gave MP a couple of toys up front in JROY and Stig (OL). Iinuma (QB) returns to manage the team. Defensively, LUWRENCE(DE) was added to complement Cole on the right side. Banks (OLB) and Beto (FS) were a couple of the major upgrades added to this proven defense.
7. Cardiff Cougars: Some major chemistry issues to start the season, but big free agent acquisition, Blowin ByYa (WR) gets time to understand the offense as Cedric Howard rushes behind Cody Cogan (G) and the line. Other major acquisitions on the Defensive side include Elvis Pretzel & Jeff Walsh (DEs), Cooper Freeman (OLB), and D Banks (CB) who bring much needed leadership to that Unit.
8. Norfolk’n Way: Tough knock out in the 1st round last year for Norfolk’n Way to the Maniacs, but not too many teams did beat Montreal. They have great Chemistry on both sides of the ball, and a bunch of playmakers as well. Offensive standouts Malachi (QB) and his WRs Jimmy Hardy and DJ Rockerwork thru the air while Zipp Code and Young will pile up plenty of yards on the ground. Bigby (SS) leads the Defense while Wynn Dexx (DE) assists up front.
9. Albany Mohicans: The staple of this team is their hard nose D, and they’ll need them to keep the games close til Bubba Tuggins and the offense can improve (and with that chemistry, they may quicker than people expect). Superstar TT Soldier (MLB) heads a solid cast that can man up with the best O’s. One of the more talented Secondarys in the league and deep Dline feature Super Beetle (SS), Stimpson J.Cat (CB), & Arti Lange (DT)
10. Petersborough Goons: The Goons have the makings of a dynamic offense; M.O.Y.B.V (QB) managing the show, House and Hammer controlling the ground (RBs), and Zooms (WR) making plays in the secondary. They’ll need to get deeper in their front seven defensively. They have some depth at the CB position, and Mr Hester may be the best Return man in the league.
11. Boston Knights: The run game will be the staple of the offense behind CJ Spller and this tough interior Oline of C. Punch (C) and the inmovable object brothers (G’s). The key will be how Yuri and his receivers work throughout the season. morgan cassidy (DE) runs the Line , Kyle and Tyler (LBs) man the middle, & Magical Trevor (CB) and Eric Wicks (FS) handle the backfield.
12. Lake Michigan Maelstrom: Overall a very solid, deep team. But, the lack of superstars may keep this team from being above .500. JR Folkers will look to Hard Charger a lot, while a large running back corp will look to grind out yards with all those fresh legs. Defensively, Air Commander Starscream (CB) will take away some of the best WRs and Total Mayhem (DE) will put the pressure on the QBs. Scott Colorado is the leader on this side of the ball.
13. Toronto ShenaniganZ: Plenty of depth on offensive, almost none on D. Not as talented as some of the better eastern teams, but Rich TD (HB), SWU Dreamus (WR), Rick Niko (TE), & Batt Turk (C) are the offensive standouts while Marcel Dogs (NT) & Badass Mutha (MLB) lead a stingy D. Better Talent and better depth will be needed to make the leap into the upper echelon.
14. Halifax Harpoons: Hoops Morris will give a big upgrade to this Oline, but jumpstarting Cluzeau is the main key to opening up this offense. Ace and Kam make a couple of tough interior Dlinemen and Secondary Shutdown is the man deep. However, Halifax doesn’t appear to have the talent or depth to compete with the cream of the East.
15. Niagara Parrots: The Parrots are trying to improve on last seasons output of 2 wins this year, the good news is they get twice as many games. Their team chemistry is their strong point after returning almost the entire team from last year. Brent Allen and Dan Bodner remain the captains of the Offensive. On the defensive side of the ball, Ryuunosuke (DE), Bennie Freestyle (CB), and Has-Killer are the playmakers and hope to turn this unit around.
16. Montreal Expos: Could be a rude welcoming into Canada A#7 for the Expos. They have a few stars in Max Power (HB), Tank You (WR), and John Garcia (DE), but way too many level 1’s to be able to compete, Unfortunately Max cant throw the ball too. They’ll need a lot of upgrades this season if they want to win some games.
2. Sactown Rage: Sactown is poised for huge season. A stout Oline anchored by RG Dexter Morgan will create huge holes for BScat and give time for Sooo Deep to create some space. Defense is where Sactown really separates themselves. Dline is loaded with FA superstars Mar Lo, BDoz, Bay Watch, & Omar Little III. BMII manages the LB corps while Jimmy McNulty II and BOB BATES patrol the secondary.
3. Yukon Silent Pwners: Extremely deep and talented offensively and defensively; the Pwners bring a high octane offense week in and out led by Dynamic Machine and his Oline. Their passing game has come a long way. The three headed monster at QB picks apart the sky using offseason acquisitions matty biggz and Larry Rice, and the rest of the staff. Defensive standouts include The Gobstopper (DT), Derek Ho and Saq Attaq (DEs), Pattruck Willis (MLB), & Andy Seth(CB)
4. Manitoba Wild Boars: Cliff Lyons (QB) and Phil Blake (HB) are back again to take this team to the next level. The Oline is solid across and should give these stars the boost they need to be successful. Defensively the Boars really shine with Stud linemen, FAs Mitchell Kerr (DT) and Don Taylor (DE), Linebacker War Party, and Cornerback Xerxes (FA).
5. Cambridge Thundercats: An overhauled offense saw Kix Montgomery welcoming Jim Dawg(QB), Russell Dyson(WR), LT Cucumber (TE), and 4 STUD O Linemen. Could be an amazing offense once everyone learns each other’s names. The best Secondary in the league was put together when Jim Morbid(SS), Lumpa Umpa(FS), KK Gibson(CB), and Fruge(CB) all signed in the offseason. The rest of the D is solid and should balance a Cambridge team that is ready to compete this year, once everyone is unpacked from the move.
6. Alert Sentinels: Alert strengthen some strengths this offseason when they gave MP a couple of toys up front in JROY and Stig (OL). Iinuma (QB) returns to manage the team. Defensively, LUWRENCE(DE) was added to complement Cole on the right side. Banks (OLB) and Beto (FS) were a couple of the major upgrades added to this proven defense.
7. Cardiff Cougars: Some major chemistry issues to start the season, but big free agent acquisition, Blowin ByYa (WR) gets time to understand the offense as Cedric Howard rushes behind Cody Cogan (G) and the line. Other major acquisitions on the Defensive side include Elvis Pretzel & Jeff Walsh (DEs), Cooper Freeman (OLB), and D Banks (CB) who bring much needed leadership to that Unit.
8. Norfolk’n Way: Tough knock out in the 1st round last year for Norfolk’n Way to the Maniacs, but not too many teams did beat Montreal. They have great Chemistry on both sides of the ball, and a bunch of playmakers as well. Offensive standouts Malachi (QB) and his WRs Jimmy Hardy and DJ Rockerwork thru the air while Zipp Code and Young will pile up plenty of yards on the ground. Bigby (SS) leads the Defense while Wynn Dexx (DE) assists up front.
9. Albany Mohicans: The staple of this team is their hard nose D, and they’ll need them to keep the games close til Bubba Tuggins and the offense can improve (and with that chemistry, they may quicker than people expect). Superstar TT Soldier (MLB) heads a solid cast that can man up with the best O’s. One of the more talented Secondarys in the league and deep Dline feature Super Beetle (SS), Stimpson J.Cat (CB), & Arti Lange (DT)
10. Petersborough Goons: The Goons have the makings of a dynamic offense; M.O.Y.B.V (QB) managing the show, House and Hammer controlling the ground (RBs), and Zooms (WR) making plays in the secondary. They’ll need to get deeper in their front seven defensively. They have some depth at the CB position, and Mr Hester may be the best Return man in the league.
11. Boston Knights: The run game will be the staple of the offense behind CJ Spller and this tough interior Oline of C. Punch (C) and the inmovable object brothers (G’s). The key will be how Yuri and his receivers work throughout the season. morgan cassidy (DE) runs the Line , Kyle and Tyler (LBs) man the middle, & Magical Trevor (CB) and Eric Wicks (FS) handle the backfield.
12. Lake Michigan Maelstrom: Overall a very solid, deep team. But, the lack of superstars may keep this team from being above .500. JR Folkers will look to Hard Charger a lot, while a large running back corp will look to grind out yards with all those fresh legs. Defensively, Air Commander Starscream (CB) will take away some of the best WRs and Total Mayhem (DE) will put the pressure on the QBs. Scott Colorado is the leader on this side of the ball.
13. Toronto ShenaniganZ: Plenty of depth on offensive, almost none on D. Not as talented as some of the better eastern teams, but Rich TD (HB), SWU Dreamus (WR), Rick Niko (TE), & Batt Turk (C) are the offensive standouts while Marcel Dogs (NT) & Badass Mutha (MLB) lead a stingy D. Better Talent and better depth will be needed to make the leap into the upper echelon.
14. Halifax Harpoons: Hoops Morris will give a big upgrade to this Oline, but jumpstarting Cluzeau is the main key to opening up this offense. Ace and Kam make a couple of tough interior Dlinemen and Secondary Shutdown is the man deep. However, Halifax doesn’t appear to have the talent or depth to compete with the cream of the East.
15. Niagara Parrots: The Parrots are trying to improve on last seasons output of 2 wins this year, the good news is they get twice as many games. Their team chemistry is their strong point after returning almost the entire team from last year. Brent Allen and Dan Bodner remain the captains of the Offensive. On the defensive side of the ball, Ryuunosuke (DE), Bennie Freestyle (CB), and Has-Killer are the playmakers and hope to turn this unit around.
16. Montreal Expos: Could be a rude welcoming into Canada A#7 for the Expos. They have a few stars in Max Power (HB), Tank You (WR), and John Garcia (DE), but way too many level 1’s to be able to compete, Unfortunately Max cant throw the ball too. They’ll need a lot of upgrades this season if they want to win some games.
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