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In lieu of starting our own website (because the owner is too damned lazy & internet impaired), this is a team thread for all things relating to the Reapers of WE-A#7 Alpha. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperHelmet.jpg

(Which down har, is pronounced "Rapers." ) And "whar" exactly is down "har" you mat ask? - Grim is located just outsad of Shreveport, Louisiana.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Grim_Map.gif

And "what" may you ask is a team from Louisiana doing playing in Western Europe? - Just planning ahead for when we're in the USA Pro League.

Our Stadium is officially know as Apocalypse Stadium.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/ReaperStadium4.JPG

....but the locals usually just refer to it as "The Round Coffin."

Statues and artwork with the Grim Reapers theme adorn the interior, for example: http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Reaper_Mantle.jpg

We have a licensed franchise of the famous Bucket of Blood Saloon inside the stadium. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/boblood.jpeg We've color coded our tickets so that bearers of a black Grim Reapers faithful ticket can show their ticket at the Bucket of Blood and receive a complementary Death in a Bottle. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Death_in_a_Bottle.jpg Not to mistreat our opponents misguided fans attending their favorite team's execution, they may present their blood-red visitors ticket and receive a complimentary.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Dead_Guy.jpg

So welcome to the Apocolypse ladies, gentlemen and "other," to the opening game the 2nd season of the Grim Reapers and the formal dedication of our home stadium. We're very glad you're here and we invite you to check into our luxury accommodations next door to the stadium, the Hotel California.

Reb

Shreveport ain't down har, Shreveport is way up North

Originally posted by ssaints4ever
Shreveport ain't down har, Shreveport is way up North
0_0 Don ya mean, "way up Noth?"

Congrats to the dirty rapers!

Construction at Apocalypse Stadium was held up for a few hours today, when an unauthorized visitor was found roaming the grounds. http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/18footgator.jpeg

Team officials contracted with a local wildlife control service, Amos Moses Alligator Control to remove the pest. Utilizing their unique baiting system, the service soon had the creature subdued and ready for transport.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/378-fakephoto.jpeg

....unfortunately, the gator expired shortly after capture due to unexpected, convulsive seizures which caused the beast to bash it's head repetitively against the cage bars amidst uncontrollable thrashing. Tests later revealed that the bait was apparently tainted (crack-baby).

After completion of monetary negotiations with local ASPCA and EPA officials, Reapers owner Rebel's girlfriend was seen being fitted for.... http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/T6L.jpeg

Obviously from the lack of comments, the rest of the league doesn't yet know quite what to do with the GrimReapers.dth thread....

....hopefully they won't know quite what to do with the revamped Reapers team this season either!

Might they be scared?

Rogue Dead guy is disgusting. Rogue Hazelnut, however....

Originally posted by Bolts2thaShip
Rogue Dead guy is disgusting. Rogue Hazelnut, however....
0_0 ?? - Actually I thought Dead Guy Ale was quite tasty, seeing how much of it I had to drink last season when our whole team http://www.geocities.com/rbl100102/Toilet_Dive.gif during the 2nd half of the season, after a 6-2 start.

hey boss just make sure we got Shiner on tap in the locker room.

And make sure my Glenfiddich supply is in my locker!

That's what I'm talking about Lassy!

Just make sure our lockers are close. I have plenty of ice.

Ice? What's the ice for? Certainly not for putting IN the glass? Maybe chilling the bottle but NOT in the glass itself!!

Don't want to water down the good stuff!!

Everyone knows the ice goes into a plastic bag then placed into the pitcher.

Bottles? No thanks.

Originally posted by Bolts2thaShip
Everyone knows the ice goes into a plastic bag then placed into the pitcher.
A pitcher of Glenfiddich? I like the way you think, Bolts!