A Montecito public relations agent has confirmed what has been suspected for a while now. With the revenue taken in from their "Slots in the Shitters" as well as the gate and concessions from their first ever home playoff game, The Montecito has sprung for some major stadium renovations this offseason.
First and foremost is the construction of four level 100 corner sections leaving the Sin City Colluseum with a full horseshoe on the 100 level. It is said that this is done as a good faith gesture for any Buckeye Fans out there. Ed Deline, Stunners CEO in hiding, is a Florida Gator fan and stated through the PR department that he felt bad having Florida embarrass Ohio State so much in recent years that he figured he would model the stadium after the Horseshoe in Columbus.
In addition to the level 1 horseshoe, with some last minute offseason deals that were made, we are pleased to announce that we have begun construction of a very special section dedicated to the all time leading rusher for the Las Vegas Stunners, the now departed, Duke Nuke Em. We will be adding a 200 level section on top of our exhisting endzone seating and it will forever be know as Duke's Deck. Capacity in Duke's Deck will be 2100 seats. I would like to thank offensive coordinator, Mark Taylor for the suggestion and I think it will make a fitting tribute to our superb RB from our first two seasons.
First and foremost is the construction of four level 100 corner sections leaving the Sin City Colluseum with a full horseshoe on the 100 level. It is said that this is done as a good faith gesture for any Buckeye Fans out there. Ed Deline, Stunners CEO in hiding, is a Florida Gator fan and stated through the PR department that he felt bad having Florida embarrass Ohio State so much in recent years that he figured he would model the stadium after the Horseshoe in Columbus.
In addition to the level 1 horseshoe, with some last minute offseason deals that were made, we are pleased to announce that we have begun construction of a very special section dedicated to the all time leading rusher for the Las Vegas Stunners, the now departed, Duke Nuke Em. We will be adding a 200 level section on top of our exhisting endzone seating and it will forever be know as Duke's Deck. Capacity in Duke's Deck will be 2100 seats. I would like to thank offensive coordinator, Mark Taylor for the suggestion and I think it will make a fitting tribute to our superb RB from our first two seasons.
