Following on from successive defeats at the conference championships, let's just say I was a little pissed and wanted to make sure the same thing won't be happening again.
So with that in mind we decided we would need upgrades and depth at certain positions. After one hectic day of free agancy; we're pleased to unveil our 8 new, much sought after, free agency signings...
Firstly , our upgrade at Kicker, we managed to snag one of the best on the market, straight from a 88% success rate in the Canadian Pro Leagues, Ray Finkle's womanly bits...
level 22 K, Lois Einhorn.
Let's just face it, you're all jealous of that tasch!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=33853&playoffs=0
Our secondary was an area we wanted to improve on this year, and with 3 new signings I feel we've accomplished our Goal..
First up we were lucky enough to have Struckmeyer agree to bring some added experience to the Cows. After a excellent season 2 of stopping the run in Tricity, Freddy added a dimension to his pass defense last season, making a career high 5 picks... we give you
Level 23 SS - Freddy Kirkwood
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=109997
Then at CB, a much sought after free agent, with no previous connection with Eastern Europe AA, having spent last season in Oceania Pro league. We hope himself a KJ Smith will form a deadly partnership at CB, both with the ability to make big plays when it counts.
Level 23 - CB - Joe Schmo
At the return and dime positions we've upgraded too
, signing a player with the speed and agility we feel could leave Dan, Trent & Co with alot less field to cover each time they come on the field, we give you;
Level 20 - CB/KR - Casey P
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=123946
I'm sure you all know our stud DE Clay Morris by now, or at least your QBs and RTs do
. So you'll be pleased to hear that his agent has decided he likes Milking soooooo much that he wants more of his players in on the 'action', and with a name that fits the Moo philosophy i'm sure he'll have no problem fitting right in. The fact he has a build I love doesn't hurt either I suppose! Adding to our DE rotation we have;
Level 19 - DE - SmackA Bitchup
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=354869&playoffs=0
On an already talented O-line we're always looking to add to the talent, and when Struckmeyey said he wanted more than one tit in the Cow camp, who was I to argue??! So with the starting C spot going into Camp and the chance to make it his own we have...
Level 21 - C - Ross Hitter
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=232691
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, for anyone from the opposition that hasn't pissed themselves in fear and ran away, i'm pleased to announce our 2 biggest 'acquisitions' of the off-season. Turning down lucrative contracts at some of the best teams in the game to complete their long awaited pilgrimage to Krakow.
Firstly a player that is going to kill your interior O-line this season, if he gets less than 15 sacks this season it's because he had a career ending injury in week 2. Fresh off a USA PRO Championship 2 days ago, I give you my very own, and probably my favourite built player...
Level 25 - DT - Raheem Johnson
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=43795
Then just because any off-season wouldn't be complete without getting a nice big weapon on offense. I've obtained the services of a stud HB that's so sexy he'll leave you with a semi as he high steps into the endzone again, and again and AGAIN in season 4...he's so good he's leaving a league where he had his own mini fan club.
Level 25 - HB - Kenton Addai
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=35058
So that's that, although I can't guarantee i'm going to leave it at this. I feel sorry for you guys I really do. However if you send me a PM asking me to take it easy on your team and making a post of similar request on this forum, I can change my advanced tactics so that back-ups come in when we're 42 points up. Although I can't guarantee they won't go ahead and put another 60 up on you, but i'll ask nicely.
Godlovesmycrotch, hope that's enough for you
So with that in mind we decided we would need upgrades and depth at certain positions. After one hectic day of free agancy; we're pleased to unveil our 8 new, much sought after, free agency signings...
Firstly , our upgrade at Kicker, we managed to snag one of the best on the market, straight from a 88% success rate in the Canadian Pro Leagues, Ray Finkle's womanly bits...
level 22 K, Lois Einhorn.
Let's just face it, you're all jealous of that tasch!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=33853&playoffs=0
Our secondary was an area we wanted to improve on this year, and with 3 new signings I feel we've accomplished our Goal..
First up we were lucky enough to have Struckmeyer agree to bring some added experience to the Cows. After a excellent season 2 of stopping the run in Tricity, Freddy added a dimension to his pass defense last season, making a career high 5 picks... we give you
Level 23 SS - Freddy Kirkwood
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=109997
Then at CB, a much sought after free agent, with no previous connection with Eastern Europe AA, having spent last season in Oceania Pro league. We hope himself a KJ Smith will form a deadly partnership at CB, both with the ability to make big plays when it counts.
Level 23 - CB - Joe Schmo
At the return and dime positions we've upgraded too
, signing a player with the speed and agility we feel could leave Dan, Trent & Co with alot less field to cover each time they come on the field, we give you;Level 20 - CB/KR - Casey P
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=123946
I'm sure you all know our stud DE Clay Morris by now, or at least your QBs and RTs do
. So you'll be pleased to hear that his agent has decided he likes Milking soooooo much that he wants more of his players in on the 'action', and with a name that fits the Moo philosophy i'm sure he'll have no problem fitting right in. The fact he has a build I love doesn't hurt either I suppose! Adding to our DE rotation we have;Level 19 - DE - SmackA Bitchup
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=354869&playoffs=0
On an already talented O-line we're always looking to add to the talent, and when Struckmeyey said he wanted more than one tit in the Cow camp, who was I to argue??! So with the starting C spot going into Camp and the chance to make it his own we have...
Level 21 - C - Ross Hitter
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=232691
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, for anyone from the opposition that hasn't pissed themselves in fear and ran away, i'm pleased to announce our 2 biggest 'acquisitions' of the off-season. Turning down lucrative contracts at some of the best teams in the game to complete their long awaited pilgrimage to Krakow.
Firstly a player that is going to kill your interior O-line this season, if he gets less than 15 sacks this season it's because he had a career ending injury in week 2. Fresh off a USA PRO Championship 2 days ago, I give you my very own, and probably my favourite built player...
Level 25 - DT - Raheem Johnson
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=43795
Then just because any off-season wouldn't be complete without getting a nice big weapon on offense. I've obtained the services of a stud HB that's so sexy he'll leave you with a semi as he high steps into the endzone again, and again and AGAIN in season 4...he's so good he's leaving a league where he had his own mini fan club.
Level 25 - HB - Kenton Addai
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=35058
So that's that, although I can't guarantee i'm going to leave it at this. I feel sorry for you guys I really do. However if you send me a PM asking me to take it easy on your team and making a post of similar request on this forum, I can change my advanced tactics so that back-ups come in when we're 42 points up. Although I can't guarantee they won't go ahead and put another 60 up on you, but i'll ask nicely.
Godlovesmycrotch, hope that's enough for you
Last edited Jul 23, 2008 11:23:14
