The MaRAWK!!o Manifesto
The Unanimous Declaration of MaRAWK!!o
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political and ideological bands that connect them with another previous owner and to assume among the powers of GLB the separate and superior station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We know these points to be true:
1. The previous owner conducted no management under his watch including recruiting or hiring of human players.
2. The previous owner conducted no game planning or depth chart manipulation.
3. The previous owner was served limited justice by GLB when his team was taken away from him
4. The previous owner made no attempts to win, score or defense his opponents
5. The previous owner made no attempt to engage the league in the conferences
6. The previous owner made no attempts to engage his team in the team conference
In the reflection of these grievous sins the new management will correct these heinous errors and further move to ensure the well-being of the players on his team and the general happiness of their agents. This will be accomplished through the following actions in order of importance:
1. Recruiting, signing and playing human owned players
2. Becoming involved in both the team and league conferences in pursuit of good natured ridicule, both for others and themselves and likewise to encourage the rest of the team to do the same
3. Game planning for opponents designed to score and resist scoring of opponents.
4. Working with OJ to find the real killers of the previous ownership.
With this in mind we set out to eradicate the remnants of the previous ownership. His likeness will be removed in all instances. His statues will be torn down. His family will be assassinated.
Statement of MaRAWK!!o’s Never Ending Goals:
1. Laugh at You
2. Beat You
In addition we now endeavor to overthrow the established league caste system using our Never Ending Goals as our guiding principles. In the near future, the wreckage left in our path will desire to comprehend the origin of the anger and vile unleashed upon them in GLB. We hope this will allow those not understanding how nature could unleash such a storm unto them to arrive at some resolution for the deep hole left in their beings.
It is also reasonable to explain the meaning of our new title:
1 - Ma - Love you Ma!
2 - RAWK!! Symbolizes the never ending pursuit of RAWK!!. We also RAWK!! independently, but really RAWK!! as a team.
3 - o. The big O, which is what we give your team mother every night.
The old ways have died.
Fear MaRAWK!!o*
* Note - MaRAWK!!o is not affiliated with Dwayne Johnson in any way, shape or form. However, we do recognize that the Rock also RAWK!!s. Much love, Dwayne. Wait, you thought I was going to say this offer wasn’t valid where you are at? The old ways have died bitches!
The Unanimous Declaration of MaRAWK!!o
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political and ideological bands that connect them with another previous owner and to assume among the powers of GLB the separate and superior station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We know these points to be true:
1. The previous owner conducted no management under his watch including recruiting or hiring of human players.
2. The previous owner conducted no game planning or depth chart manipulation.
3. The previous owner was served limited justice by GLB when his team was taken away from him
4. The previous owner made no attempts to win, score or defense his opponents
5. The previous owner made no attempt to engage the league in the conferences
6. The previous owner made no attempts to engage his team in the team conference
In the reflection of these grievous sins the new management will correct these heinous errors and further move to ensure the well-being of the players on his team and the general happiness of their agents. This will be accomplished through the following actions in order of importance:
1. Recruiting, signing and playing human owned players
2. Becoming involved in both the team and league conferences in pursuit of good natured ridicule, both for others and themselves and likewise to encourage the rest of the team to do the same
3. Game planning for opponents designed to score and resist scoring of opponents.
4. Working with OJ to find the real killers of the previous ownership.
With this in mind we set out to eradicate the remnants of the previous ownership. His likeness will be removed in all instances. His statues will be torn down. His family will be assassinated.
Statement of MaRAWK!!o’s Never Ending Goals:
1. Laugh at You
2. Beat You
In addition we now endeavor to overthrow the established league caste system using our Never Ending Goals as our guiding principles. In the near future, the wreckage left in our path will desire to comprehend the origin of the anger and vile unleashed upon them in GLB. We hope this will allow those not understanding how nature could unleash such a storm unto them to arrive at some resolution for the deep hole left in their beings.
It is also reasonable to explain the meaning of our new title:
1 - Ma - Love you Ma!
2 - RAWK!! Symbolizes the never ending pursuit of RAWK!!. We also RAWK!! independently, but really RAWK!! as a team.
3 - o. The big O, which is what we give your team mother every night.
The old ways have died.
Fear MaRAWK!!o*
* Note - MaRAWK!!o is not affiliated with Dwayne Johnson in any way, shape or form. However, we do recognize that the Rock also RAWK!!s. Much love, Dwayne. Wait, you thought I was going to say this offer wasn’t valid where you are at? The old ways have died bitches!
