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Bears will gladly accept the job of slaughtering some cows.

Sausages, wieners - Bears love to grill them all.

Discuss.

I think everyone knows, in the GLB World and everywhere else...

Cows > Bears

I once seen a dairy cow decapitate a Grizzly with a flick of it's tit. Fact.

Just look what we did to Ninjas and LBT and look at them now. You've been warned.

Besides, as we have only lost 7 games this season, our loss is highly unlikely.

I definitely can't argue with your logic, LBT and the Ninja's have been a shadow of their former selves since you guys played them. I just hope we can put up a fight and keep it close in the first quarter, because after that we're going to get blown out!

Cows are tough, we played them last year and won 10-6 in a battle for the ages. Man your conference is tight this year. Good luck to you all and may the best team get their shot at the Warriors in the finals.....

Taylor87
Warsaw Warriors GM

This thread is awesome.

Originally posted by Taylor87
Cows are tough, we played them last year and won 10-6 in a battle for the ages. Man your conference is tight this year. Good luck to you all and may the best team get their shot at the Warriors in the finals.....

Taylor87
Warsaw Warriors GM

I didn't even set tactics for that game, I was too depressed with the Smoke Stacks game!

Hope we get to match up against you in a meaningful game this year!

Can't wait until me and all my fellow Daisy's boost before the cattle creak game, it's going to be soooooo sexciting for me!

Oh and yes, this thread is awesome!

I have to agree, having played the Bears prior to the Cows game, that is the only reason we lost.

Dexter was found crying in the locker room after the Bears game, the resulting hit to our defensive morale was too much to overcome before we played the Cows.

Originally posted by Derek1095
...soooooo sexciting...

You are ridiculous. haha

Lookin forward to stampeding a teddy bear picnic!

If I wasn't I'd restrict your milking allowances, and you wouldn't like that now, would you??

Damn... you're a mean bastard. Maybe if you stopped the hot girls with warm hands from milking us... we'd be forced to milk ourselves. Not much fun really... like bangin a tennis ball against a wall. *yawn*

I milk too much.

Let's bring this conversation back on point.

Can you milk a tiger?

Full of Win and secks

You can milk anything with nipples... apparently.

Originally posted by Godlovesbeer
You can milk anything with nipples... apparently.

Bear nipples are made of solid steel.

This conversation is steering into land of random stupidness. Awesome.