As I was sitting in my local coffee shop the other day sipping on my low fat triple mocca hazlenut vanilla caffe latte, a thought occured to me. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" All "Governator" jokes aside, I have to say that my "daddy" would have to be D3' my hometown Cairo Centurian's latest pickup.
I just love the guy and really I don't even have the slightest clue why. Maybe its the enchanting way he gazes into the eyes of his Quarterback Austin McEuen when the camera pans in on the Centurian's huddle. Or maybe its the nonstop way his mouth moves, talking more crap than a colony of hyperactive dung beetles. Whatever it is I, Pauly Kang, absolutely adore "Dirty" Dirt Diggler. Nobody better, bar none the best running back to grace the African Gridiron to date.
*3 Things that matter to me that you probably don't give a shit about:
1. Last year the price of a Tripple Shot Pomegranite Cream Espresso was $5, this year: $6.50, and I thought I was the only one that loved these little cups of caffine filled joy.
2. Rumor has it that the lovely team in Cairo's owner Willm hasn't changed his underware since their week 1 win (thats dedication baby!!).
3. Downhill Cheese Racing has become a huge hit in the small towns and villages in Congo. (What the hell is this and where do I sign my fat ass up at?)
Thats about all I have the patience to write tonight and I've got a deadline to make (5 minutes per article is tough, but hey thats the business I suppose).
Feel free to email your comments and questions to Paulykang@footballtodiefor.com or just PM them to dhodgs187 and you could be published in Pauly's next column
I just love the guy and really I don't even have the slightest clue why. Maybe its the enchanting way he gazes into the eyes of his Quarterback Austin McEuen when the camera pans in on the Centurian's huddle. Or maybe its the nonstop way his mouth moves, talking more crap than a colony of hyperactive dung beetles. Whatever it is I, Pauly Kang, absolutely adore "Dirty" Dirt Diggler. Nobody better, bar none the best running back to grace the African Gridiron to date.
*3 Things that matter to me that you probably don't give a shit about:
1. Last year the price of a Tripple Shot Pomegranite Cream Espresso was $5, this year: $6.50, and I thought I was the only one that loved these little cups of caffine filled joy.
2. Rumor has it that the lovely team in Cairo's owner Willm hasn't changed his underware since their week 1 win (thats dedication baby!!).
3. Downhill Cheese Racing has become a huge hit in the small towns and villages in Congo. (What the hell is this and where do I sign my fat ass up at?)
Thats about all I have the patience to write tonight and I've got a deadline to make (5 minutes per article is tough, but hey thats the business I suppose).
Feel free to email your comments and questions to Paulykang@footballtodiefor.com or just PM them to dhodgs187 and you could be published in Pauly's next column
Last edited Jul 9, 2008 05:36:06
nice.
