Warrior General Games

Reporter: "A lot of people thought the Brownie Eaters could upset you guys today. I guess they were a little off on their predictions, eh?"

Freddie: *smiles* "You could say that. We knew these guys had given some of the league's top dogs a scare, but First Down Freddie knew we were coming out on top. Koy's doing a hell of a job, he's our leader; he could lead the Bad News Bears to a title."

Reporter: "You weren't the best WR on the field today for your own team..."

Freddie: *interrupts* "Excuse me?"

Reporter: "Bubba Gomez had four catches for 151 yards and two TDs..."

Freddie: "Bubba did that because of ME. You understand? I draw the coverage away from other receivers; that's why they get open. I attract coverage like a citronella lamp attracts mosquitoes"

"You can call me 'Citronella,' yeah, I like that... let's make that my nickname for the week. 'Citronella,' got that? Make sure you got that."

Reporter: "Got it, Citronella."

*teammate turns on the locker room TV, which shows the score of the Cairo/E'ci game*

Freddie: What the... WHAT THE FUCK???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU SERIOUS??!! HOW DOES IT FEEL ME-3???!!! ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

*Freddie rolls on the floor, dying of laughter*

Reporter: "You afraid of E'ci pulling another upset next week?"

Freddie: "Why should I? willm is the red-headed stepchild of African owners. He probably fucked up their gameplan into oblivion..."

*Freddie breaks out into laughter, reporter cuts off the interview*

LOL Neckbeard is gonna throw 5 INT next game!

Originally posted by Trumptizzy
LOL Neckbeard is gonna throw 5 INT next game!

Nah I think you guys will feel the wrath of the Detmer Whip...

Seriously, why did you choose CB for Spuds?

Originally posted by Trumptizzy
Seriously, why did you choose CB for Spuds?

I chose the position before I chose the name... Where would you have put him? There is no position for "Andy Reid Nuthugger" in GLB; now if there was, he'd obviously be one of those.

Andy could be a lineman. Probably center cause he looks like Fraley anyways lol. Spuds reminds me of a punter or something.

Originally posted by Trumptizzy
Andy could be a lineman. Probably center cause he looks like Fraley anyways lol. Spuds reminds me of a punter or something.

Andy was actually a lineman at BYU back in the day... I wanted to make a linebacker named G Cobb but I already have a LB and I don't really feel like making another one...

Originally posted by FredEx
Reporter: "A lot of people thought the Brownie Eaters could upset you guys today. I guess they were a little off on their predictions, eh?"

Freddie: *smiles* "You could say that. We knew these guys had given some of the league's top dogs a scare, but First Down Freddie knew we were coming out on top. Koy's doing a hell of a job, he's our leader; he could lead the Bad News Bears to a title."

Reporter: "You weren't the best WR on the field today for your own team..."

Freddie: *interrupts* "Excuse me?"

Reporter: "Bubba Gomez had four catches for 151 yards and two TDs..."

Freddie: "Bubba did that because of ME. You understand? I draw the coverage away from other receivers; that's why they get open. I attract coverage like a citronella lamp attracts mosquitoes"



Citronella repels insects, not attracts. Just thought you should know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citronella_oil#Use_as_an_insect_repellent

LOL

Originally posted by DFranzoni1
Citronella repels insects, not attracts. Just thought you should know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citronella_oil#Use_as_an_insect_repellent



LMAO, the sad thing is that I knew that when I typed it. I wasn't thinking... I mean, Freddie wasn't thinking.

Replace "citronella" with "light bulb"

Reporter Lil Bangen: Freddie in the wake of the "alleged" sex scandal involving you and D3, we'd like to get your comments on a new development. Word has it now that you have consulted with world renowned urologist Richard Chopp on a new experimental penile implant to further your career in FredXXX. Is it true that you plan to have penile material from a cadaver grafted onto your penis this off season? There have been rumors that this is brought on by the poor sales of your latest DVD starring you "Freddie Goes Kinda Long".

http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm

it's always funnier when it's true...

thanks for the heads up and to think I agonized over making up a name when the real thing out there was even better

That can't really be true can it?

absolutely true. found out about him when my PCP referred me to their office b/c i had kidney stones (agonizing hell, btw).