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Lamont Rodgers: 1654 Yards, 5.2 avg, 19 TD, 316 carries
Ground Attack Warthog: 1619 Yards, 5.9 avg, 18 TD, 275 carries
Runbot 3000: 1526.5 Yards, 6.8 avg, 25 TDs, 225 carries

Coming soon Jamal Lincoln, the best WR in Southest Asia AA#4 thread!

Already trying to gather votes for the all-pro team?

Of course he is. But b4 he gets my vote I'm gonna go look at the lines they're running behind.

I am not John McCain and I approve this message.

Well, that's fine, Roger Carl Rodgerson, and Jeremy Pischke are the two BEST players at their positions, but they don't need their own thread for people to recognize that.

Hammerhead is the best back in this league. He rolls over other teams.

Hammerhead: 1497.5 Yards, 4.6 avg, 21 TDs, 325 carries
Runbot 3000: 1526.5 Yards, 6.8 avg, 25 TDs, 225 carries
Darius Frank: 1408 Yards, 5.2 avg, 18 TDs, 269 carries

How can he be the best beck if he could arguably be the 3rd best on the Buddhas.

Against top 5 teams in each conference (4 games), Hammerhead will take both your backs on:

Hammerhead: 323 Yards, 3.6 avg, 1 TD, 10 broken tackles, 3 fumbles, 91 carries
Runbot+Frank: 295 yards, 3.1 avg, 0 TD, 4 broken tackles, 4 fumbles, 94 carries

Heck, our backup Cragar might be the one you guys need to worry about:
Cragar: 165 Yards, 3.24 avg, 0 TD, 7 broken tackles, 3 fumbles, 51 carries

Now, against sisters of the poor, you can't have better backs than Frank + Runbot. But, when facing a solid front 7 and a tough team, I'll take Hammerhead who can both handle the load (as many carries combined) and give better production (high ypc + TDs).

ERRONEOUS ERRONEOUS ON BOTH ACCOUNTS

Cya in the title game.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RdlJs3N_5gY

REMIX
Domo arigato, Mr. Runbot,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Runbot,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am TD machine or terminator
With parts made in Thailand, I am the modern HB

I've got a football I've been hiding under my arm
My heart is Emmitt, my blood is Sanders, my brain Payton
So if you see me scoring TDs, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needs the ball, and somewhere to run
Can't keep me stopped-just keep me contained
Someone to juke to keep me upright

I'm not a robot without skills-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your running game, so we can be #1
I'm not a QB, I'm not a WR, I'm the bombest HB
I'm just a man whose build went beyond possibilities
Beyond your possibilities-we all wanna be Runbot
You need Runbot-we all need Runbot

I am the modern HB, who doesn't hide behind a line
So no one can stop me even though they can see me

Domo arigato, Mr. Runbot, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Runbot, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Runbot, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Runbot
For scoring TDs that nobody else can
And thank you very much, Mr. Runbot
For helping me escape a 3rd and two
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology for these D's
Machines to save our teams. Machines that demoralizes D's.

The time has come at last
To run all over your team
So everyone can see
Who the best HB is...
I'm Runbot! Runbot! Runbot! Runbot!

He's at the very least the most self promoting.

Originally posted by Rip U. Rheadoff
He's at the very least the most self promoting.

Wrong.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=83557
No Runbot present.

Nice remix!

Originally posted by Arles
Against top 5 teams in each conference (4 games), Hammerhead will take both your backs on:

Hammerhead: 323 Yards, 3.6 avg, 1 TD, 10 broken tackles, 3 fumbles, 91 carries
Runbot+Frank: 295 yards, 3.1 avg, 0 TD, 4 broken tackles, 4 fumbles, 94 carries

Heck, our backup Cragar might be the one you guys need to worry about:
Cragar: 165 Yards, 3.24 avg, 0 TD, 7 broken tackles, 3 fumbles, 51 carries


That just goes to show that Zeta > Alpha.