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Whoa, we're half way there.

The first teams are Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer

1. Snoqualmie Falls - Like Rick Flair said, "to be the worst WOOOOOO you gotta get beat by the worst" and they did. Handing previously winless TDs their first win in a blowout. They are S109s KC Comets. No prayer of sticking the landing in Pro.

2. LetMeSheThemTDs - Until they found Snoqualmie, this team was a pure picture of ineptatude. Congrats to FredEx for getting off the mat and getting a W.

3. Odessa Mojo - These guys have been free falling since the get go and it doesn't look like another win is likely. Sorry guys you can only play Nebraska once.

4. Nebraska Blackshirts - Had an amazing win against last season's runner up, Cherokee Nation, but still got throttled 44-3 by previously winless Obessa. What's more important, a good win or a horrific loss. Who knows but they will be doing it in AAA.

5. London Exiles - #3 to #5 were incredibly close and London could still find their way to the bottom as they have another game vs Snoqualmie (should look like Miami v NE today) and that could decide #1 in the end.

You've gotta hold on to what you've got
It doesn't make a difference if you make it or not...and you won't

The Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear

This next crew deserves some serious credit and could actually be playing in Pro next year with a little luck and a lotta effort..

6. Cochabamba Coyotes - Ok these guys deserve little credit they just have London, Snoqualmie and TD's on their schedule and that alone gives them a pretty good chance to hang around. Getting beat 108-10 by Johannesburg is just humiliating.

7. AAAthens Empire - They have strung together 2 wins against High Plains and SWAT with Nebraska next they are looking at a serious winning streak. It's a real possibility that you will be losing extra As by the end of the season.

8. Johannesburg Jackals Pro 2 Beta, what a disaster, 2 good teams and then a landfill. They are 3-5 and the only two things that will keep them in Pro are Snoqualmie and London. With any effort 7-9 should be a gimme, they still have games against Sno, London, KC and TD's

Honorable Mention.

Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps - Trying to lose that gate keeper title in a strong Pro 1 Alpha.

KC Comet - With an excuse for every occasion, this team is near the bottom of Pro 2 in so many statistical categories it's hard to imagine they will be much more than a bug for either OPT or HHWC in the playoffs.






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lol. Used to be a guy on the internet in earlier days who was into creating outrage. His thing was insulting women who use red lipstick.
 


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