I am here to officially admit that I was hired by the defending Casual Pro champions, the Steel City Kops to wine and dine dots to join the team. This of course is a direct violation of GLB rules. I also provided performance enhancing drugs to all of their dots. Though there were no tests to prove it, if you watch replays from last season you will notice their dots aren't perfectly round, they have some slight edges on them from the PEDs that gave them a huge advantage toward the end of the season. As an official spokesman and certified representative of SCK I would like to apologize to the GLB community. We at SCK would like to forfeit our season 104 wins and award the Casual Pro championship to the Hattgenstein Volunteers. Why the Vols you ask? Well obviously every other team that finished ahead of them cheated as well.
No further investigation is needed, DD please go ahead and move the trophy to where it belongs.
No further investigation is needed, DD please go ahead and move the trophy to where it belongs.
