Welcome all you dudes and dudettes! I'm Biff Barf, soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Along with my trusty side kick
= I'm not a sidekick, Biff, I'm the color analyst
Right, C o l o r A n a l, ist, Spaceman Spiff, (what color that is I really don't want to know)... We're hear to give you the low down, from downtown, of the hoedown that is CIDER LEAGUE FOOTBALL!
= Every division is led by an undisputed, undefeated, unmatched team. But those conditions can quickly change as we start inter divisional games.
Are you ready to Ruuumble!?
= I think that one is copy written. Try again.
Ok... If it's in the g
= Seriously Biff, get it together.
Oh, Let's just get straight to the action!
- = - Teams of Cider League - = -
Alpha Division
1 Death Valley Heat 3-0-0
2 Tampa Playmakers 2-1-0
3 Test Site 1-2-0
4 Columbus Flyers CPU 0-3-0
= Alpha Div is led by their alpha dogs, D.V.H., and the rest of the pack lined up 1, 2, 3 with the CPU knowing where they were meant to be.
Death Valley Heat burn the Columbus Flyers, 42-3.
= This was an expected outcome as the division leading Heat, hot off their 2 game win streak made it three in a row. Owner QuadL was seen strutting his stuff as he walked away with the ticket receipts and said, " Oh, you cau, I'm mean yay, WE WON! You guys should go interview the coaching staff! No, really, ignore me..."
Test Site tossed the test results away as they lose to Tampa Playmakers, 17-35.
= This was a potential GotW finalist as the two 1-1 teams looked to keep pace with the Heat. Tampa's QB, Jameis Winston went 20 of 31 for 280.5 yards, 3 passing TDs, and ran one in to boot! Of course being named Jameis Winston he also threw a pick, but the Tampa D lead by SS Antoine Winfield Jr. bailed him out.
Beta Division
1 LZ 4Man-3Zone 3-0-0
2 The Lab 2-1-0
3 Oklahoma City Jets 0-2-1
4 Minnesota Extreme CPU 0-2-1
= LZ 4Man-3Zone ride the inside lane here in Beta with The Lab close on their heels. OKJ is stumbling out of the gates but we expect them to right the ship soon.
The Lab pull a Woohan Express on the Oklahoma City Jets, 45-0.
= A total blow out- shut out here by The Lab to keep pace with the division leader. O K J kept it close for only a quarter and then in the second The Lab exploded for 17 unanswered points! Led by WR Shade Holmes, who was en fuego today, The Lab just kept an unrelenting barrage going. Losing the turnover battle 2-1 didn't even phase them one bit.
LZ 4Man-3Zone scored to the extreme on the Minnesota Extreme, 58-0.
= This was the LZ/s expected dominance of a CPU team as they set their sites on the inter-divisional main season of games. Over 330 yards through the air and FIVE touchdown passes on only 39 attempts by QB LZ QB Trial Run were complimented with 192 yards on the ground and 2 TD by HB LZ HB Trial Run.
I'd say those trial runs were a success so far.
You said it Biff.
Gamma Division
1 Minnesota Vikings 3-0-0
2 New York Marauders CPU 2-1-0
3 Baltimore Birds 1-2-0
4 Milwaukee Gunslingers CPU 0-3-0
= The "Other" Minnesota team lead Gamma into the next phase of games with NY, B-more, and Milwaukee in tow in that order. NY being a CPU is the big shocker here but, soon their CPU-ness will be exposed and B-more will be able to reel them in.
Baltimore Birdsmail it in thinking, I don't know what they were thinking as they lose to the New York Marauders, 10-19.
= An embarrassment the Birds will rue until they get their second chance later in the season. LB Cesar Birdman's FFum w/ FumRec, 8 Tks, 1/2 Sack, 10 RCakes, and a TFL led the way to the NYM victory.
Milwaukee Gunslingers' winless ways continue as Minnesota Vikings pillage them, 3-66
= 7, 10, 14, 35 for a whopping 66 snowball rolling down into an avalanche of points! QB Kirk Cousins threw for 524.5 yards and 7 PassTDs on only 36 PassAtts. The run game of HB Michael Bennett added another 186.5 yards and 2 TDs as the undefeated remained undisturbed.
= I'm not a sidekick, Biff, I'm the color analyst
Right, C o l o r A n a l, ist, Spaceman Spiff, (what color that is I really don't want to know)... We're hear to give you the low down, from downtown, of the hoedown that is CIDER LEAGUE FOOTBALL!
= Every division is led by an undisputed, undefeated, unmatched team. But those conditions can quickly change as we start inter divisional games.
Are you ready to Ruuumble!?
= I think that one is copy written. Try again.
Ok... If it's in the g
= Seriously Biff, get it together.
Oh, Let's just get straight to the action!
- = - Teams of Cider League - = -
Alpha Division
1 Death Valley Heat 3-0-0
2 Tampa Playmakers 2-1-0
3 Test Site 1-2-0
4 Columbus Flyers CPU 0-3-0
= Alpha Div is led by their alpha dogs, D.V.H., and the rest of the pack lined up 1, 2, 3 with the CPU knowing where they were meant to be.
Death Valley Heat burn the Columbus Flyers, 42-3.
= This was an expected outcome as the division leading Heat, hot off their 2 game win streak made it three in a row. Owner QuadL was seen strutting his stuff as he walked away with the ticket receipts and said, " Oh, you cau, I'm mean yay, WE WON! You guys should go interview the coaching staff! No, really, ignore me..."
Test Site tossed the test results away as they lose to Tampa Playmakers, 17-35.
= This was a potential GotW finalist as the two 1-1 teams looked to keep pace with the Heat. Tampa's QB, Jameis Winston went 20 of 31 for 280.5 yards, 3 passing TDs, and ran one in to boot! Of course being named Jameis Winston he also threw a pick, but the Tampa D lead by SS Antoine Winfield Jr. bailed him out.
Beta Division
1 LZ 4Man-3Zone 3-0-0
2 The Lab 2-1-0
3 Oklahoma City Jets 0-2-1
4 Minnesota Extreme CPU 0-2-1
= LZ 4Man-3Zone ride the inside lane here in Beta with The Lab close on their heels. OKJ is stumbling out of the gates but we expect them to right the ship soon.
The Lab pull a Woohan Express on the Oklahoma City Jets, 45-0.
= A total blow out- shut out here by The Lab to keep pace with the division leader. O K J kept it close for only a quarter and then in the second The Lab exploded for 17 unanswered points! Led by WR Shade Holmes, who was en fuego today, The Lab just kept an unrelenting barrage going. Losing the turnover battle 2-1 didn't even phase them one bit.
LZ 4Man-3Zone scored to the extreme on the Minnesota Extreme, 58-0.
= This was the LZ/s expected dominance of a CPU team as they set their sites on the inter-divisional main season of games. Over 330 yards through the air and FIVE touchdown passes on only 39 attempts by QB LZ QB Trial Run were complimented with 192 yards on the ground and 2 TD by HB LZ HB Trial Run.
I'd say those trial runs were a success so far.
You said it Biff.
Gamma Division
1 Minnesota Vikings 3-0-0
2 New York Marauders CPU 2-1-0
3 Baltimore Birds 1-2-0
4 Milwaukee Gunslingers CPU 0-3-0
= The "Other" Minnesota team lead Gamma into the next phase of games with NY, B-more, and Milwaukee in tow in that order. NY being a CPU is the big shocker here but, soon their CPU-ness will be exposed and B-more will be able to reel them in.
Baltimore Birdsmail it in thinking, I don't know what they were thinking as they lose to the New York Marauders, 10-19.
= An embarrassment the Birds will rue until they get their second chance later in the season. LB Cesar Birdman's FFum w/ FumRec, 8 Tks, 1/2 Sack, 10 RCakes, and a TFL led the way to the NYM victory.
Milwaukee Gunslingers' winless ways continue as Minnesota Vikings pillage them, 3-66
= 7, 10, 14, 35 for a whopping 66 snowball rolling down into an avalanche of points! QB Kirk Cousins threw for 524.5 yards and 7 PassTDs on only 36 PassAtts. The run game of HB Michael Bennett added another 186.5 yards and 2 TDs as the undefeated remained undisturbed.






























