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With the singing of Rocdog21 WR Devonta MVP Smith the Vols have finally reached rock bottom of the Cas Pro league. "You can't find a more underdeveloped WR in all of GLB," said ProfessionalKop.

All DCs across the league fell off their chairs in laughter at the signing. The Vols had an anemic 245 passing yard per game last year and with the addition of Smith, the Vols are estimated to now throw for 195 yards per game in season 93.

The man behind the puzzling move is none other then Sugar Kappa. We asked for comment on the move, but he was too busy standing behind a fat bovine with his pants on the ground and grunting.

Team owner Jayadamo was reached for comment and he replied, "Herp derp, derp derp, I pooped my pants."

Fans have flocked to the Volunteers team page to cancel their season tickets. The offseason has been a disaster already, and it's 1 day in.
 
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A good rule of thumb is, if SCK won’t sign a Roc dot, no one should sign that dot. Rip to the Vols
 
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LOL!

He has that X-Factor. Probably will be enough to get the Vols out of the 1st round.

Originally posted by ProfessionalKop


A good rule of thumb is, if SCK won’t sign a Roc dot, no one should sign that dot. Rip to the Vols


Wow! S93 prediction. Chiefs win gold, on a 255-0 blowout against SCK.
 
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Originally posted by ProfessionalKop


A good rule of thumb is, if SCK won’t sign a Roc dot, no one should sign that dot. Rip to the Vols



It was a good run. Shame it had to end like this.
 
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CasPro new Vols team forum
 
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Originally posted by Sugar Kapaa
CasPro new Vols team forum




Minus all the "shoreline sucks" posts.
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda


Minus all the "shoreline sucks" posts.


Can we move the "what should we get Shoreline for Father's day" thread here?

 
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Speaking of which, we need to order them the summer sausage variety pack from Pepperidge farms soon so it can arrive on time
 
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Back on subject. Who is Rocdog?
 
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Originally posted by Jayadamo
Back on subject. Who is Rocdog?


Some scrub
 
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Originally posted by Rocdog21
Some scrub


Oh, it's you. I only knew you by daddy.
 
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Originally posted by Jayadamo
Oh, it's you. I only knew you by daddy.



Is there any male you don't know by daddy?
 
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Originally posted by Ahoda

Is there any male you don't know by daddy?


Sabataged
 
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hello there
 
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Rocdog resigned. You guys can all disband your teams for S94 since we've already won the gold.
 
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