With the singing of Rocdog21 WR Devonta MVP Smith the Vols have finally reached rock bottom of the Cas Pro league. "You can't find a more underdeveloped WR in all of GLB," said ProfessionalKop.
All DCs across the league fell off their chairs in laughter at the signing. The Vols had an anemic 245 passing yard per game last year and with the addition of Smith, the Vols are estimated to now throw for 195 yards per game in season 93.
The man behind the puzzling move is none other then Sugar Kappa. We asked for comment on the move, but he was too busy standing behind a fat bovine with his pants on the ground and grunting.
Team owner Jayadamo was reached for comment and he replied, "Herp derp, derp derp, I pooped my pants."
Fans have flocked to the Volunteers team page to cancel their season tickets. The offseason has been a disaster already, and it's 1 day in.
All DCs across the league fell off their chairs in laughter at the signing. The Vols had an anemic 245 passing yard per game last year and with the addition of Smith, the Vols are estimated to now throw for 195 yards per game in season 93.
The man behind the puzzling move is none other then Sugar Kappa. We asked for comment on the move, but he was too busy standing behind a fat bovine with his pants on the ground and grunting.
Team owner Jayadamo was reached for comment and he replied, "Herp derp, derp derp, I pooped my pants."
Fans have flocked to the Volunteers team page to cancel their season tickets. The offseason has been a disaster already, and it's 1 day in.